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I fucked up again guys. I texted a girl a barely know and I have to see her class tomorrow What do?!
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what did you say? did she reply? post conversation
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why did you text her if you didn't want to lol
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>>37393956
Seconding this.
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>stop browsing /r9k/ for a while
>come back
>everyone is autistic
>memes aren't funny
>not entertaining
>people unironically hold irrational beliefs
have i become a normalfag or has /r9k/ gotten worse??
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>>37393932
This is when you realize you can't play pretend any longer. This is also when you realize plenty of threads drip through this forum, unread or replied.
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>>37393967
what did you mean by this
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>>37394020
That's for you to figure out anon.
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*applause*MOVE YOUR BODY!!!! EVERY, EVERYBODY!!!
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>>37393902
was it reaIly worth it?
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>>>/s4s/
Go there now.
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What did you eat today fatbots?
>3 cheeseburgers
>1 box of pasta
>2 bags of popcorn
>2 potatos with cheese.
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>half a chicken cesar salad probably 200 cals
>some taco thing maybe 600 cals at most
Being stressed makes me not want to eat at all.
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>4 pieces of pizza
>Iced coffee
>Toast with butter
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>3 pieces of chicken
>1/4th of a 7 layer bar
If I didn't drink all my calories, I'd be /fit/ again
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*blocks the path which you travel*
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Hail, and we'll met, forest dweller.
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>>37393823
Jokes on you; I don't leave the house.
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>run past her because I know for sure she won't be able to keep up
What is it that we want if our connections are always fruitless?
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>>37393739
One that isn't
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>>37394018
But that's searching for something that doesn't exist.
I mean, what qualifies as a fruitful connection?
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>>37393739
maybe i dunno stop bangin barren girls
Anonymous
Can't Fit In Anywhere 2017-05-31 04:22:21 Post No.37393715
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>Too autistic for normies
>Too normie for r9k
>Like Mecha but doesn't like gundam
>Likes anime but old anime
>Likes politics but isn't good at debating them
>Likes TV Shows but mostly old Japanese superheroes.
Honestly I just want friends, I want people who I can talk to without being told that my interests are shit/stupid etc.I just want to fit in something.
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I'll /m/asturbate with you if you're a stealth roastie.
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Do you still have a link for the Slayers anime?
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>>37393803
Smooth, the stealth roast is probably wet already.
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tfw you will never be chad
why live
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He isn't chad and those women aren't stacys. Op btfo.
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fat women shouldn't wear yellow
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nice I bet their pussies are so wet there
I finally torrented it. What am I in for lads?
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kill yourself please
oregamk
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The fuck does "480IP" mean?
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>>37393654
neck yourself
originally nigger
>will never get to fuck a girl in the ass
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abominable sodomite.
burn in hell.
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>>37393538
I've actually had anal sex with two girls a total of three times.
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>>37393794
How was it? Describe it in great detail please
Anonymous
What are your robot superpowers? 2017-05-31 04:08:04 Post No.37393417
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What are your robot superpowers?
Anonymous
2017-05-31 04:08:04
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>I can tell what time it is quite accurately without looking at the clock
>I can make people extremely uncomfortable with only my bare presence
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>>37393417
>I have a slightly above average tolerance to alcohol
>I'm decent at waterskiing
>I can get dubs in your shitty thread
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>>37393546
Fug, let's try that last one again
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>>37393546
>>37393586
nice superpower fag
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can dirty dan please be summoned? I have a bone to pick.
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he owns a series of porn sites and he's like, the leading star
I looked at a panel of thumb nails and was like hammer hammer ur next
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his site has the only mff pegging while anal I could find, thank god dirty dan's not involved, though i'm sure he's rustling in the background of the vid
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>>37393490
a few of the videos on thestall.com made me PUKE, every time I think of a certain one, and I've not seen it for months I get sick and sometimes throw up
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Hey /b/, tons of people i know wear these things. Can anyone tell me what they mean?
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choker posting has now become more annoying than stanley posting, congrats you fucking nigger
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It means that they're into anal
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They're just a type of necklace. I wear leather chokers myself, it literally means nothing it's just fashion.
Just inherited $4500USD. Can I get a good car for that?
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>>37393178
You can get a perfectly reliable used car for that.
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>>37393178
You could, but you should buy a lifetime supply of little debbie snacks instead.
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>>37393178
Yeah, 3.5k is about the cutoff point for non-shitboxes in my experience.
4.5k will get you a pretty good used Car so long as you're not retarded and stay away from old BMW's and other expensive-as-fuck cars to insure, tax, petrol costs and part replacement.
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>looking through family photo albums
>see photo of my dad holding baby me
>realize that's the happiest i've ever seen him
Do you guys think your parents are disappointed in how you've grown?
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>>37393155
You can't disappoint your father if he's dead
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>>37393155
i am going to tell you something
yes
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>>37393155
>see old pictures of family
>me as a kid. happy, smiling
>not a care in the world
>didnt worry about life or the future
>parents and siblings happy as well
What happened? I always feel bad when I see happy children because I dont want them to grow up and feel like shit like I did.