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>>37399863
peep show is excellent. nice work sir

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>>37399863
>there will be blood
>taxi driver
>amelie

>it's an autists attempt to claim that hyper-popular media was created purely with them in mind thread

>>37399738
she secretly laughs at what a pathetic and autistic looser you are
It was more of a "haha you are still alive you sperg virgin? how about you kys with one of the training machines while chad fucks me behind the counter"

I know that feeling.
On Valentine's Day a friend of mine gave me a card saying that I was a great person and that I was special.
I usually loath and feel depressed on Vday but that made me so happy I texted her later thanking her. I still have it

>>37399738
Do you write loose or lose?


Loosing or losing
Loosers or losers
Lost or loost

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>>37399519
>his insurance doesn't cover it

>>37399519
She's wrong. Clearly what you need are anger management classes.

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>>37399519
>therapist says I need to put the gun down

FUCK YOU BITCH STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, NO I DON"T NEED MEDS, I NEED YOU OUT OF MY FACE

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I still have my braces. My teeth are more straightened the they were so it causes less pain. Also my last appointment was done by a black lady and she fucked up and didnt focus on what she was doing.
oh well, two more years and they're off.
>tfw no qt busty dentist

>>37399066
My teeth are passable, but still a bit messed up. (elevated canines) I've thought about braces, but it just sounds awful. The thought of having something in my mouth that I can't take out sounds horrible, considering I'm the kind of person that pokes at sores in my mouth with my tongue for days, and will won't stop until I get piece of corn out of my teeth. Then there's other shit like retainers; apparently you're supposed to wear those for the rest of your life, absolute bullshit.

At the same time it really sounds nice to have perfect teeth. It's frustrating to think that if I ever gained publicity, the first thing people would do is call me Dracula.

Also I hear there's some kind of mold you can put in as an alternative to braces.

>>37399066
The pain only lasts for a couple of days after each ortho visit, just take painkillers and eat soft foods during that time, it's not that bad.
The other 28 days are perfectly fine.
Honestly the thing I hated most about braces is that it takes you 10 minutes to brush your teeth.
Brushing them after getting braces off is the most liberating thing.

>>37398966
No. You're thinking /pol/. Please go and stay there. Politics are ruining this fucking board. Dumb frogposter

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>>37398977
Stay mad blumpfkin, isn't it past your bedtime?

>>37398977
>politics is ruining this board

yeah its just politics that has made r9k shit

>>37398846
fuck you and your scam website.

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haha...ha

oregano

>>37398846
got 34 on depression, and other are below average

>>37398711
>alt rock
>look, I'm a fucking numale

>>37398745
post what you like and let me juge then faggot

>>37398711
I try to widen my horizons and experience new music all the time
I like most types of electronic music, funk/soul/disco, jazz, heavy metal, doom/gothic metal, tango, ambient, prog/classic (and some alt) rock, reggae/dub, latin, new wave/synthpop, some classical, hip/trip hop.

>>37398252
you need to go tyrone some white girls that carry their phone and carmex in their hands everywhere cause they're too stupid to wear clothes with pockets/have a purse with their outfit

there's no need to pray

>>37398306

i am sick in africa

>>37398330
Why are you in Africa.. Hurry and get the fuck out of there.

I would fuck her thighs.

>>37397960
>tfw women will never think your fetish for legs isn't weird
At least it's not a foot fetish r-right g-guys?

>>37397865

I want to get her a piggy back ride so I can feel her plump thighs on my head/ neck.

Absolutely horrible, I can't even remember the pin code for my phone

I need 1(one) reply.
I need 1(one) reply.

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If you're not doing anything memorable of course your memory will deteriorate

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I guess there isn't any real discussion value in this thread , though

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So how was your day, r9k?

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Truth be told my day was OK. I woke up pretty late so I only had a couple hours to do what I wanted before I had to go to work. But that's fine

>>37397377

I started going to high school in 2007, those were simpler times

>>37397516
I was class 2015, I never really fit in with the normies at my school. I yearned constantly for the days where me and my bros lived in the same house and G4 was still alive/Adult Swim didn't suck ass

>>37397377
>2018 was 10 years ago.

goddamn it, I was hoping that post would be original so I could ruin this for someone else.

Funny that. I'm a fembot and I've noticed the exact same thing about robots, oftentimes to the extent where they go out of their way (twitter and tumblr, for example) to make themselves get mad.

>>37397207
I like to crush with truth.

This image is scary. Why won't you protect me?

>>37397130
It's called a mental disability, anon.
You should know this by now

Living in a society that discourages being male.

>>37397130
this is kinda hot desu. no homo.

>>37396852
Bi male robot here. I have had threesomes of all sorts, mmf, ffm, you name it. Can confirm that girls LOVE a threesome with two guys and it is made to be epic when both guys enjoy it as well. It's especially fun to share a dick with a girl, sucking it with her as it throbs and hoses you both down in delicious cum, which you and the girl can then kiss in between your mouths. Then they move on to doing it to your dick and it feels mindblowing as you also blow your load out onto them and watch them kiss with it yum. Then you move on to pleasing the girl as one guy eats her ass the other her pussy, also you can have each guy sucj one tit. Girl can suck both your dicks at one time or force your head down onto each other's gorgeous cock it is GLORIOUS. Fucking a girl spitroast is awesome too as is a dick in the ass and a dick in the pussy. I'm telling you, if you have never had an mmf threeway before, you certainly are missing out!

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>be Bi
>start out loving the ladies more
>slowly start to fap to all that gay ass furry porn
>start to love guys and want a qt bf

Can I just be gay? It'd be easier.

>>37396852
Because that looks gross. Men in real life are gross, sometimes I like them in 2D.