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tfw no big butt gf to sit on your face
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Post many more pics and I'll show u what to do
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>>37403713
that is one large gf
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She would be too heavy for my face.
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This is the typical tumblr girl
Not the 9/10 girls with colored hair
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she is 9/10 tho? I dunno I have limited human interaction
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This may be a bit mean but:
The hell, she looks and sounds dumb af.
I'm repulsed.
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>>37403520
she is not 9/10.
daily reminder that getting ur butthole licked feels good
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Maybe but I'm never going to let it happen.
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>>37403221
Hell no! I would eat a woman's ass hole but I won't let her near mine, that's just not right
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Disgusting. That can't be healthy.
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share some lonely feels
become friends with other lonely anons
be nice to each other and show a little bit of love, this place need it.
i made a discord bc i was lonely and i would like to make friends, if you would like to join its: W2VDN
have a nice day anon
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i've just joined, there's only 3 people so far, seems comfy
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i will just bump the thread with my MBTI personality
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>>37403129
>tfw same test results
A-anon are we same person?
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>thinking about having plastic surgery
>mention about my facial asymmetry to my norman friends
>''dude girls dont give a shit about looks what matters is personality and being social''
>only one of them has a girlfriend
>she is a 6/10 roastie
Why the fuck are people so naive?Literally no one gives a shit about how awesome your personality is when you dont have good looks.
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>>37403120
Just do it man. Invest in your future.
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>>37403120
who is that in the pic?
post moar plz
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>>37403610
Elijah Haider
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>invited to cool party
>too scared to go
fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why do i have to be like this?
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wow u got invited 2 party???? wow ur life so hard! im sorry :( did u come to 4chan from jlaw leaks too? xD
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>>37403052
Well that's your own fault, isn't it? Just go to gym, be yourself, fix yourself, get laid and shut the fuck up, you fucking nigger.
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>>37403052
parties sound like they suck. I wouldn't go. but you go if you want to. but I don't think we're missing out on anything
I broke down and torrented it. What am I in for guys?
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Interracial pornography.
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You're in for the first day of the rest of your life.
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haha le blacked porn im so funny and le original LOOOL IM NOT RACIST BCUZ I WATCH NIGGERS FUCK WITE PPL XD
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When will society finally accept that teenage girls are and always will be superior to 20-something beef curtain owner?.
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Almost 100% certain I know who that is anon.
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>>37402887
Op, it's >>37403335
Prove I'm right senpai. She's Scottish for a start
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>>37402887
My gf looks like that at 24
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Ten candles stand burning in a dining room. A strong breeze blows in through an open window and extinguishes two of them. Checking back in on the candles later, you see that one more candle has gone out. To make sure no more flames go out, you shut the window. Assuming the wind doesn't extinguish any more candles, how many candles do you have left in the end?
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Since extinguished candles are still candles, I'd say 10
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>>37402468
You still have ten candles.
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>>37402468
0. They're not my candles, the window was open because I'm robbing the place and I'm sure as shit not interested in stealing candles.
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>be me
>abused by mummy
>no dad
>no confidence and self esteem
>develop narcissistic tendencies to compensate
>actually am bretty smart. Phd math level of smart.
>actually not autistic, can talk with ppl reasonably well
>can roast like hell
>actually nice guy most of life
>nice as in between robot and failed normie
>fall into depression
>develop hatered for normies, especially womin
>manipulate mother and sister
>make them cry often
>actually enjoy it as it gives me power
>always manage to push my will to people and convince
>fantasize about hurting people
>fantasize about having my own cult and army
>tfw on the verge of descending into madness
this sounds way 2edgy4me but it's genuine. Any1 else with this feel?
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>>37402345
Yeah, I don't do too much though. I mostly fuck around with my gf, although I'd like to do more. I just don't do anything. This is due to the consequences. I don't want to get caught or in trouble. I just want to kill.
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>>37402345
I can't say I'm narcissistic, but I have trouble empathizing or sympathizing with people.. to the point I can't really understand their motivations, but I'm excellent and pretending to be "normal" and "average", to the point that only one person to my knowledge knows how fucked up I am. I believe I'm incapable of forming bonds with people or animals either.. I picked up a puppy from a family on the side of the road once, got it home, pet it/played with it for about 30 minutes, then decided I didn't want the responsibility so I took it outside and shot it in the head with a .22. Sounds edgy but it's not, and I'm not saying I'm sadistic or that I enjoyed it, I felt no emotion at all doing it.
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>>37402871
people that say they are fucked up are just normies pretending to be different, my thepaist tells me I'm different from most people
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Guys in theory how painful would hanging myself be?
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Hanging is an extremely painful way to go. Why are you considering it? You could miss out on a very enjoyable life
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>>37402297
Not really painful at all if you do it right. The point is to constrict blood flow to the brain not to suffocate. You can do it with a piece of string and a door knob
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Is that Nick Cage ?
Some of you anons may remember me as the "help my teeth are crumbling in my mouth" anon, well, it's been a few days now, I've eaten nothing and I've been oscillating between screaming in agony and sobbing quietly but most of my teeth are now firmly grinded into little nubs barely above my gum, every second awake is a mixture of unbelievable pain and even worse shame.
I can't live like this, I vomited when I saw my "smile" in the mirror, and then almost vomited again from the pain when I tried washing the vomit out of my mouth. I don't even know if I've been asleep for the last week, my left hand bruised and bleeding from how much I've been punching the wall.
Farewell /r9k/, I'm going to jump underneath a train and hopefully the train will destroy as much of my fucked up body as possible. Sometimes, life just isn't worth living.
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>>37402215
What the fuck happened to you so I can avoid it?
I'll miss you robot, you sound like somebody that should actually be here.
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>>37402215
Jesus Christ kill yourself, desu
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>>37402215
Go to the ER please. You need antibiotics and emergency extractions. Please. A hospital can't just leave you in pain and will do something about it. You can fix this.
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In real life, is 5'10 a bad height?
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>>37402097
yesjust kidding. most girls think 5'10 is actually about 6 foot because everyone lies about their height
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>>37402097
depends on where you live, mate
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I'm 5'11" and have convinced women I'm 6'1". You just have to hope you're not around anyone else that is actually that tall because they'll be able to tell at that point.
>don't talk to me until I've had my coffee
why do normalshits drink this watery stool? is it virtue signaling?
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anon what does virtue signaling mean
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>>37401830
it gives you energy and wakes you up. it's really helpful if you wanna be productive. the high also feels good. anyone who says they drink it for the taste is a retard tho because it tastes like shit and it's a fucking drug. you don't do drugs juat because you like the way they taste unless you have an iq below 70
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>>37401830
yes anon I'm sure some people myself included need our fix in the morning because we like to virtue signal and not because it's a good stimulant that gets us through the day
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>someone taught this boy how to ride a bike
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>>37401823
Fuck that's a cool gif. Do you have more? Are you sure it's a boy and not just roast hanging?
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>>37401823
Now he rides vegetables, where is the problem ?
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If he were to slam his ass down really fast with the cucumber inside like that would he die?