Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 498. page

>>39425669
>applying to a job where they don't have email or telephones
Anon, I

>>39425669
they clearly do, some of them are actual places of business but im assuming its to curb cold calls or the like, but it would still be nice if they'd leave a number.
this is craigslist btw
>tfw i see an order processor position, full-time with starting $15/hr pay
>8:00AM - 4:30PM
>they aren't specific on education, just listing what the job requires of you
>look up position and its just a bunch of menial work between boxes or the like all day, on foot
>they actually have a number provided so you can call ahead
>might call and see if its still available

once I went to apply for a job and the bitch said her gut feeling says I'm not good for the job

A big meme, a really big one.

>>39425633
it's stupid, just exercise and study like a normal person

Porn is literally worse than heroin thought

the only time i told someone to smoke is when one of my two friends was always asking when otherguy and me were going to smoke so he would be able to second hand smoke, it pissed me off for some reason and i just gave him a cigarette which he pretended not to like

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>>39425627
Do you just type the same thread over and over again hoping that your shitty posts will garner a reply? Like I remember seeing this same exact post a week ago. Either you are a fag who needs to push their shit stick love onto others in the most unpleasant way possible or an attention whore who is too unoriginal to make even a new bait thread so just spams the same shit over and over again. Kinda ironic this happens on the very same board which is made specifically for original posts and threads.

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how old is this copypaste actually?

>>39425596
That's because they're on reddit

>>39425614
And because they need some good dicking.

>>39425596
>unironically mentally ill
>on Reddit
Not sure what's so confusing about this

>>39425413
Don't worry, 3 inches isn't enough to be noticeable

>>39425413
just put it in a wite bois mouth

>>39425438
t. Insecure white boi
Wow this isnt original!

Jeez relax, they're not gonna quiz you on Target facts, they're just going to make sure you can conduct yourself in a retail environment without being a total fucking mong. Deep breaths anon

>>39425339
>asks OP what his greatest weakness is
>fails the interview

lol ur fucked

>>39425339
What position? If it is cashier/other grunt work you don't need to do anything special. If it is for a management/actually important position, good fucking luck.

>Advice?

Yeah, kill yourself and stop shitting up my board with your faggot shit, faggot.

Ugh you're disgusting. Just die.

>>39425244
>tired of relationships with fags
>wants to fuck "cute guys"
>doesn't like fucking strangers
Unless you're into fucking family members, you'll never find what you're looking for. You can fuck close friends but let's face it, you don't have any if you're here.

>>39425265
>Heteronormies aren't cancer

>>39425347
>Unless you're into fucking family members
I don't really have any family anyway.

>You can fuck close friends but let's face it, you don't have any if you're here.
Damn right. And I don't think I could ever be friends with these little faggot shits anyway, they have such rotten personalities.

>>39425214
>Is therapy just a meme?
Yes, originally, it's pretty fuckin' obvious

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No Anon, its because you're a rustic heretic.

>>39425214
>Is therapy just a meme?
It depends obviously. For some people it's very helpful, for others not so much. Also depends a lot on the therapist itself. I'd say try two more sessions and if it doesn't help you, look for another one.

>>39425203
It's archetypal not arch-typical.
Read a fucking book.

What the fuck is that fashion autism? Seriously could you imagine a guy getting away with drinking on the train wearing that retarded shit and they'd still be considered "hot"

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>>39425304
>caring about what other people wear
Look at this fag.

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yeah, damn straight - us emotionally mature men of strong character need to repost this message daily on every imageboard catering to the interests of refined gentlemen such as we

>>39425475
toastie desu

>>39425520
roasted no u

Idk

Filler as to appease the robot overlawd

that's a hollywood myth. no one has ever tried to fag hag me. i have a few female friends but the subject of sexuality rarely comes up.

i'm sure these people exist but they probably all live in manhattan or whatever

>>39425124

In the big cities it's def a thing.
Where I live, the "hot girls" love going to gay bars.

If yours is so much better, why are you hiding his from us?

luigi dabbed officially this time dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Waz-xPnNcaI

>>39425045
Because he wouldn't let anyone see it except for me and he saved it to his calculator. and I dont have his calculator.

>>39424912
One girl who asked me I literally told "Fuck no".

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>First month in new school
>Quite anxious about people
>That kid who always bough sweets and shit at discount price and sold them for full price
>He doesn't like me
>Tries starting shit
>Ignore him
>In gym changing rooms getting changed
>Punches me in the back
>Pick him up by the neck (he was like 5'3 and I was 5'7, I'm 6'0 now)
>Slam him on the ground
>Proceed to beat the fuck fucking fuckity fuck out of him
>All the chads around me are shook
>"Yo this 5'7 skinny motherfucker got balls"
>Become friends with chads even when I'm beta as fuck
>Highschool was gud.

mfw

>these are the new robots who decline woman
Lel

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>deep
Listen, I love this movie. You are a brainlet if you think it's deep, though

>>39424906
Not to mention terrible. Remember when moves had actual stories, morals and overarching messages?

>>39424906
Doesn't the guy fall in love with some single mother or some shit?

Cuck film

>>39424778
You will die childless and alone. Youre old and ugly and your ovaries are dusty

>>39424778
>cruelest insults one can say to a w*man
You can't insult a woman unless she's actually ugly (or other defects) as hell and more importantly aware of it.

By this I mean that in most cases even if they are ugly or old or stupid they're so delusional they won't realize it, and as such your "insults" become counterproductive and they, along with society&orbiters&niceguys will just tell you you're the "loser schizo" for bringing it up

>>39424778
You tell her she's not worth your time and then completely ignore her. Coming from a beta loser, that's like a slap in the face.