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>>37407077
hello Shipman anon. How are you?

I love this fucking meme so much. You guys don't post him often enough. :(

>>37407100

Pretty good actually, I quit my job a few days ago, so I'll no longer be working with lethal doses of morphine IRL anymore. Starting a new one job soon though

keep posting faggot
eat more

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i'm too lazy too eat

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>>37407063
tfw finished one half of avocado

>>37406972
wtf im a normie now!
thanks a lot OP

>>37406972
Wiki-how is fucking retarded. If you follow their advice you'll only end up looking like more of an autist.

>>37406972
got one for how to talk to people in general?

Do you have soundcloud or bandcamp?

When I shower I freestyle rap and it's always terrible.

>>37406925
Yes I do

I've got a sc

I made 30 for 2 beats once, its possible

also made a few other small deals

Sweden, France, Germany and UK seem like best muslim countries to live in

>>37406804
Nice meme, but I want a place where women are beaten for not wearing a hijab and killed for having sex out of marriage. It will take like 200 years for Europe to become such paradise.

up pls

>>37406621
What message are they trying to convey?
I suppose that would be the "I'm gay"

>>37406621
it means they are willing to do the S U C C

>>37406621
"Here's my excuse not to deepthroat."

The trying to purse happiness directly part is something I find myself doing a lot.

Oh look it's another episode of normies blaming robots, mentally ill people, and the very people they ostracized from society for not being happy given the shit they were dealt. Videos like this only work for normies who already have enough to be happy about.

>>37406379
Holy fuck a new cgp grey video? Thanks OP.

>>37406372
this story right here is genuine /r9k/ autismo.

It's a shame that it will probably be ignored for another ((fembot)) thread

>>37406372
they probably know it was you, but don't worry about it. Now they'll leave you alone.

>>37406372
its okay anon, they will forget about it, but your mind wont and you will remember this forever every night,sleep tight

Snuff porn or guys cumming on anime figurines

>>37406183
Doesnt that fuck up the figurines?? Or ruin the paint overtime

Camera hidden in public toilet. Not my proudest fap for sure

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>>37406120
im 20 and have a horrible case of baby face I still look like im 15. imagine some 6'3 dude walking around looking like he belongs in 10th grade.

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>>37406612
25 and still no beard
what to do?

>>37406120
I'm nearly a wizard. I'm coasting by on my looks. If I start aging, I'll have to kill myself.

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>>37406048
>I hit her up asking when we can meet irl
>she says she's working and won't be available on a weekend until June
>I have exams coming up anyway so I should probably stay focused and not go out
>we talk about movies and music
>her taste in western music is kinda basic but decent, her favorite korean band is Hyukoh, and she tells me she used to like metal during her teenage years
>she does not like Death Grips and Kero Kero Bonito but does not think I'm weird for loving them
>she says she liked Kimi No Na Wa (Your Name) and that it almost made her want to fall in love
>I am intrigued and ask her why she does not want to fall in love
>she tells me that the boys she has met were only driven by lust and yellow fever so she's disgusted by them and afraid of love
>though she does not explicitly say it, it is implied that she is a virgin
>I tell her what I think about it all and she tells me that if she had met someone like me earlier then she would probably see things differently
>we keep talking and she still says repeatedly that I understand her too much, she claims that she tells me things she usually never talks about
>my exams are coming up so I tell her I need a break from this conversation (it's far from mindless small talk and all this emotion is putting some strain on my brain)
>she understands and says that indeed our conversation requires a lot of reflection time, wishes me luck for my exams

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>>37406145

>a week passes
>I hit her up on a friday evening after my last exam of the week, saying I'm sorry for the wait
>we get a nice conversation going
>she tells me she's afraid I might be some 70-year-old man looking for a sugar baby (even though she saw my Tinder profile pictures)
>I tell she should not worry about that and send her a picture of me with a timestamp
>it takes time for her to answer and it's pretty late so I go to bed, maybe she fell asleep too
>she still does not respond during the next day
>nor does she on sunday
>I don't understand, everything was going perfectly fine, my last message was well-written, contained questions, my picture was not gross or lewd
>why is she not answering ? what did I do wrong ??
>On monday afternoon, I decide that I will call her after my exam on wednesday (today)
>Today : I aced my exam, I've thought about what to tell her for hours, I'm ready
>I call her
>her phone does not ring, the robot phone woman instantly tells me to leave a voicemail, I guess she turned off her phone
>but it's ok I have spent hours preparing, I know what to say
>But I stutter on my fourth word and grunt "oh putain"
>I cannot record a new voicemail, I press 1234567890#, but I cannot record a new voicemail, I can only hang up the phone, thus leaving a voicemail that says "Bonjour Mengni, ton silence prolonge me preoccupe un peu *oh putain*" with a long silence after
>it's been four hours and she still hasn't responded

Is this situation redeemable ? why did she stop responding so suddenly ?
I was supposed to meet my oneitis during the first weekend of June, but as the days pass, it seems more and more unlikely. I will never lose my khhv status to an adorable virgin asian girl, and I still have exams to pass.

I don't know op, best advce is to wait and not look desperate.

>>37405869
I never have to prove anything. We don't live in 1942 anymore

>>37405869
A real masculine man doesn't feel the anxiety to prove anything. He already knows it.

>>37405869
>you have to prove your masculinity all the time
speak for yourself buddy

You from?

>>37405867
t.white neckbeard

if you want anyone to actually add you fucking post a timestamp you stupid nigger

>>37405919
18 USA

>>37405929
It's so clear that that's not me you fucking stupid piece of shit holy fuck how can someone be so stupid

(him) not gonna happen fgt. eat shit and be lonely

Be nice or die

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>>37405767
bumparoni originaoni

>>37405709
No one.

I don't have the free time or even the attention span to sit there and watch someone else play video games.


Although I do have them on youtube where I might click through their archived streams or at least watch their highlights.

There's Vinesauce Vinny, Vinesauce Joel, GPM and Jerma985 as well as Brutalmoose.

>>37405709
hans eli sebastian fors
Ice
Reckful and David Jones to an extent
Hat films too

>tfw we didn't bring back german qt's as loot from ww2

>>37405709
Streaming is for normalfags and the retarded.