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>>37409562
>don't worry anon, you'll find someone some day
The single most grating phrase I've ever heard
Its the reason I never talk about being single.

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>female friend
>you could get a gf if you just tried

>>37409562
she probably said that because
1) you hurt her
or
2) she doesn't want you

Yeah if she was cute

>>37409115
Already have and totally will again

Women care about this a lot more than men do.

Some razor company convinced women that hair was dirty and so they bought razors and shaved it off.

Lost Men don't care much if at all about it.
Seriously almost every step in women's beauty regimen is more about impressing other women and establish a hierarchy of bullshit.

Men like what they are used to, that's about it.
If your GF's legs get a bit stubbly it's a bit odd, but then you don't give a shit and fuck her anyway.
Once it's past stubble you don't notice anymore.

Religious conservatism is pure unadulterated fucking autism.

Secondly, who gives a shit about what the norm is? There is nothing wrong with fucking before marriage of course, or losing your virginity in high school, but there is nothing wrong with waiting for marriage if you want or losing your virginity later in life for whatever reason either.
Who gives a shit.

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Ignore >>37409160, he is an illogical man and should not be taken seriously.

Studies have shown and proven that sex before marriage and/or during teenage years only leads to problems down the road.

Take pic related. If a women has sex during her teenage years, it's automatically registered in her brain as normal, and she will continue fucking like a rabbit until the day comes, usually after her college years, when her past catches up with her and realizes that it's too late to come back.

In other words, you were raised right (no pun intended), and you should continue to live the way you currently are, it'll all get better eventually.

Let me know if you have any more questions, I'd be glad to answer them for you.

>>37409586
>it'll all get better eventually
yeah he'll get a roastie fresh from the cock raccousell

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>>37408411
shock is the only answer for you my friend

>>37408448
>80 volts a day keeps the gay away

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>>37408411
>accidentally
Sure thing Anon.

>>37408341
They don't. It helps to get out and experience the real world every now and then

traditionally in nature men making the first move was because they could pick who they want plus it makes girls feel sexy and wanted and if you like a girl you're okay with risking embarrassment to make them feel nice and maybe you get to spend more time with them

because women don't need to
and if you don't need to then you don't need to risk hurt feelings of being rejected

The gayest thing I've seen all day, and I fapped to trannies fucking traps today.

>>37408231
Well damn old boy, it really makes me think...

my almonds are officially activated

>>37408051
Lool why would I be at the beach, let alone outside

Especially with 3 qt 3.14s?

You're hilarious OP

>>37408051
I have good abs and a tatoo on them. But I don't take my t-shirt on the beach... I remember a school trip to the beach when i was like 10 years old... i looked like a fucking ghost

Fucking Irish genes.

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>>37408051
>takes off shirt
>"omg he actually did it"

I used to have one and it was great, absolutely worth the $35 I spent on it.

Unfortunately I left it without cleaning it once and my cummies grew into mold, after that I had to throw it out.

Now I'm living with my parents I don't feel comfortable having another one shipped here.

When I move out I'm getting another one for sure, I'll probably end up getting a whole bunch of sex toys honestly.

Just bought my second one, a Siren. First one was a Forbidden, since I wanted a nice simple texture to test the waters with.

>>37408028
>Unfortunately I left it without cleaning it once and my cummies grew into mold, after that I had to throw it out
Why did you let that happen? Cleaning only takes like five minutes.

Incoming "yes I'm severely mentally ill though no one has diagnosed me :_;"

yes and I was it before I posted about ir in a thread last year and people started making schizophrenic threads after that. now people are having meme schizophrenia

>>37407857
Schizo is a meme. Less than 1% of people actually have it.

is that a problem?

didn't think so

>>37407808
so what if its incest

do you hate incest just because its taboo

open your mind

unleash your inner fetishes

go fap freely my son


and also stop watching anime thats gay as fuck

>>37407862
fine let me make it more relatable
>it's cuck porn

most child molesters are gainfully employed which is all that anyone really cares about
it would be better to round up all neets, vagrants, and other such parasites
you'd cleanse much more foulness from the earth in the latter grouping and society would shift to a higher gear immediately

>>37407668
t. pedophile

They usually say something along the lines of something something freedom of thought, something something something it was natural 500 years ago.

>>37407721
t. neet

always pointing fingers at some other problem

>>37407545
at least I can draw better than you

>>37407568
Prove it.

-original--

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>>37407599
I don't think he's going to prove it

>>37407437
The answer is that there is no god that would do such a thing, or at least not the kind of god that the church preaches to the public

>>37407437
God gives you hardships to test your character and to better yourself and He never gives more than you can handle. So, no He wouldn't forgive you for killing yourself or doing nothing with your life. God gave you all the tools you need to succeed. You just have to use them

what about the kids who are born rich with great parents? What are their hardships

>>37407258
Video games are idealised stories that real life doesn't contain. They are made by people who wish for a more interesting reality, and so they appeal to those who wish for a more interesting reality. Same goes for most media and some religion.

>>37407258
Video games are basically tiny universes that someone created, and even though some people want to be contrarian, it's a more advanced form of art. It's highly complex and requires a lot of social cohesion to develop the technology for video games.

human beings weren't meant to experience video games. it's too good of an escapism. it's why addiction is so common.

>>37407257
if you don't know how, I'm not going to tell you

>>37407257
You can rap under a bridge until other homeless stabs you

>>37407339
Thanks it's so good to get real advice for once