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If there is a God, will he understand why I'm such a shitty person? Will he understand the reason why I don't put much effort towards succeeding in life is that I was cursed with unfathomably low energy? Will he understand that I lie because I'm so insecure about the real me I would be crushed if anybody found out the truth (I dropped out of college to become an electrician but I tell everyone I'm studying computer science).

If I kill myself, will he understand how miserable I was on earth and how badly I wanted it to end?

Will he understand that my obsession with material objects is a product of my up bringing and genetics, not because I'm an awful guy?

Or am I doomed to hell?

If there's a God why would he put me on earth to suffer through an average physical frame, awful parents, and just average charisma?
If I kill myself, will he understand how miserable I was on earth and how badly I wanted it to end?

Will he understand that my obsession with material objects is a product of my up bringing and genetics, not because I'm an awful guy?

Or am I doomed to hell?

If there's a God why would he put me on earth to suffer through an average physical frame, awful parents, and just average charisma?

Does God understand my plight?
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Literally everything bad that happens in your life is because God wills it.
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only to jews
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>>37416397
You are only "doomed" if you pass through this life without learning the lesson you were intended to learn. Nothing lasts forever, friend.

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My butt belongs to Daddy!
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>>37416158
is that a scrotum or no?
tell me quick!
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>>37416732
what the fuck do you think it is, a giant ass vagina flap?

Of course it's a scrotum
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>>37416732
I was wondering the same thing.

oregano

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>you sit at home and play Mario
>while Chad puts it in her bumholio
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herh herh p-put it in her BUNGHOLIO herh erh herh
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>>37416153
>you sit at home posting frogs
>chad is out getting blowjobs
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>you sit in your cuck shed and jelq
>brad puts it in her butt and she yelps

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You understand that, if you started your life over with your memories, you'd have to redo all the essays that were do in school, right?

You'd have to get sick with your shitty child immune system again.

You'd have do all the required exercise you've ever had to do.

The girls would be inane to talk to. Would you even be able to enjoy teenage love?

Nothing would ever be mind blowing about the universe or video games. That's all your "friends" would talk about.

You still wouldn't find a purpose. You wouldn't want to do anything before you've done anything at all.

Is that REALLY worth not making whatever shitty mistake you made? Heroin/alcoholfags need not apply, I get it.
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>would it be worth it to have god-like precognition that could be used to amass an obscene fortune
uh

yeah
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>>37416167
>With what? Sports gambling? Stocks?
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obviously you lose the excitement and wonder, but you use your new knowledge to experience everything you couldn't because of your lack of experience.

teenage love is overrated as fuck, but I would try to coagulate with as many whores as possible.

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ITT: Over sexualized things that activate your almonds
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this faggot gets so much attention for his artwork just because he draws hentai of "edgy" shit. he isn't even a good artist.
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>>37415927
I mean, it's more funny than anything. He only really got attention for the Keemstar thing.
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>over sexualized things that activates your almonds
The way kids dress these days
ASMR shit
New Kids shows/cartoons like:
>Ladybug,Star vs the forces of evil,and more

How Little girls are potrayed in modern movies
>the lil girl in The Nice Guys,
>New transformers
>LOGAN

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willy thread! let's talk about willies!!
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>>37415818
imagine if he shot that load down your throat
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heres my willy

please be kind
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>>37416447

nice willy owo

That's my best friend that's my best friend, flexin
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>>37415708

you named your dog flexin?

what the hell kind of name is that?
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This is my second friend not as good as my best friend, flexin

Big ol' booty bitches from Texas, what's next is
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>>37415708
What kind of dage?

Fucking robot

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13085801/r
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>>37415706
>trans red
my sides
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None of these options are funny. It's like /pol/'s target audience is edgy highschool students. Raids like this are so cringe.
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>>37415736
>None of these options are funny. It's like /pol/'s target audience is edgy highschool students. Raids like this are so cringe.
pretty much everything you said

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Just wanted to send a message to this largely male board of western men. I despise you and I hate you because of how vile all you men are. You all are foolish losers not worthy of life. You live off your penis privilege and are surrounded by your delusional narcissism that envelopes your being. There is no doubt in my mind that you worldly men are inferior and have always been inferior to women. You are animals who are incapable of the level of wisdom that a woman can achieve. The purpose of humankind is different for men and women. Your purpose on Earth is to serve and please women. That is the reason for your existence. That is why you have balls. So that we may be enticed and comforted by them. We produce and raise future generations. You men are only good for a one time act and can be discarded. All you men are disposable. That is why you have a disco stick that goes up as we entice you. However, none of you are worthy of being called a man. You are not men, you are the equivalent to a manchild. You are but little boys who are narcissists. That is all. I hope my words pierce your callous self-loathing virgin bitter hearts
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>>37415685
Kill yourself you Jew. Men are superior to women and white men are superior to every other organism.
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Haha thats ok. You are a doody head.
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Pierce then what?

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>too dumb to get into university
>not skilled enough for a trade
>not passionate about anything but history which can't get me a career
Now what?
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>>37415591
>complaining about being passionate about something
sure it won't get you a job but you at least have something that you enjoy doing. there are tons of media to consume and multiple communities to join to talk about your passion. desu i envy people like you.
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>>37415591
You should get a career teaching history. If millions of retards can get through our education system so can you!

Have faith, anon. You can make it if you try.
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>>37415591
You could get a job working a library. Would you like that? Or you could work at an antique shop. You could appraise antiques.

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Any femanons here with a fat ass?
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I'm gonna tar and feather u Tyrone
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>>37415540
Yea but I dont date niggers
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>>37415540

I have a flat non existent one, but even if i did have a huge one I wouldn't date a nigger

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Mother, there's something wrong with my balls.
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It's because you've been jerking off too much.
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>>37415391
I feel like throwing up right now.
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>>37415391
I think your balls contracted the t-Virus.

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How often does the average pol-gin think about big dark cocks?
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let's think for a moment about why someone would have the attached webm saved to their computer.

it's some porn star (i assume) in branded "blacked" matching underwear striking a few poses. water/sweat is inexplicably dripping on her body. there is an ass shot. she does not remove her underwear. she also briefly pumps a fake barbell. were it not for the interracial porn ad she is wearing, this series of shots would not be out-of-place on a victoria's secret spot (or something similar).

here's what i'm getting at though: why would ANYONE have this saved to their hard drive?
it's so softcore it's not even porn
the only thing even tangentially arousing in it is a (clothed) ass shot
it's incredibly high quality despite serving basically no fap purpose

the only reason i can fathom for someone to have this is if they are stockpiling blacked.com visual media for the sole purpose of reposting it to 4chan (yeah, the filename is a gfycat generation, i know, doesn't matter)
the only reason why i imagine someone would do that is if they are literally, unironically shilling an interracial cuck porn website on an imageboard

in short, please leave us, blacked shills.
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>>37415427
no one is shilling anything you paranoid schizophrenic, they are just getting a rise out of spergs like you
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>>37415268

Never.

t.asian "pol-gin"

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Hey /b/, what the fuck is this shit? It just came out of my mouth and it smells fucking HORRIBLE
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>>37415117
Tonsil stones, everyone gets em, don't worry about it
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>>37415117
>b
Oh, woops-
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Fuck you are so fucking stupid.
>>>/r9k/

Also it's a tonsil stone, you must be fucking 15.

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>Be me
> was having a pretty good day, distracted from the usual stuff that haunts all of us into suiciadal levels of lonlieness and despression
>now its nighttime and im 100% alone again...
> time for bed!
> Brushing teeth looking at mirror
> Looks at myself ... at my body, my face
> NotThisAgain.Jpeg
> Sadness hits me harder than Japan got hit in 1945
> I start thinking about how I will never have a Korean QT to spend my life with
>Whats the point.
>now my not so bad day is ruined like every day is when its time for beddies and you realize how pointless it all is
> listening to link related and posting here + browsing Asian qt 3.14 pictures
> it only makes the pain worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrD3t4KGSuY&t=16s

Why do we do this to ourselves robots?
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all jjokbari filth must burn ^_^
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i know these feels
you need to lie to yourself that there is hope for the future. it is the best way to fight the feels
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>>37415300
There... is is hope :'}

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