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they're holding a mouse rn

I used to think Archer was a bitter retard

Now I would no doubt kill myself if I time travelled to an earlier time

>>39426561
The gun I use to kill myself

>>39426522
Bump

Gnfgnfyn

>>39426522
what kind of world do you live in where you think there's even a glimpse of a chance you can ask random poor strangers to enter a binding financial contract

>>39427415

it's worth a shot

originano

>>39426471
I'm not sure my genes are important enough to be passed around like that. The only reason I'm healthy is my diet. There are too many genetic risk factors for disease in my DNA

It pisses me off when you talk about le epic genes. We all know you've watched youtube videos, /pol/ and /r9k/ ''infographs'' and been brainwashed by such, but you're only molding gullible adolescents like you into this whacky worldview you like so much.

Stop it. Fucking kids witheir internet addiction and their maymays kek ironyyyyyy :^) genes chad and depression pepe frog bullshit.

Just ''KYS'' as you say and rid the world of your dump.

>>39426471
I made my wife make that face the other day cuz I saw this pic and looked for it, tongue wasn't out there it was just wide open mouth

Anon, my father works 2 hrs. away on a prison campus.

>>39426315
I'll have a nap then go see my dad today I think he's off work today.

I can't right now. Maybe when I visit my sisters.

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life is literal pain.

>>39426291
>>39427134
Ahhhh, nothing like a little bit of reverse-traps to ensure your heterosexuality.

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>>39426291
I get rock hard whenever a girl acts like a boy. Like rock hard. Even if it's in some lame, cheesy way.

I don't really get why. It's as simple as a girl punching me in the arm or making some rude dispariaging joke.

The other day I was at the salon getting my haircut and the receptionist made a joke about how I look like the guy from Streetfighter, and I had to sit down to pretend to do something on my phone. I left my wallet on the counter.

I played Life is Strange a while ago and played through the entire thing post-Chloe with a throbbing boner.

I don't understand it.

>>39426282
Because you turned out to have a dick. Sorry, babe

I was feeling down and now I dont know how to make contact again after so long.

Whats ghosting? I was in my room with all my communication devices/media killed. I forgot it was today, and found out I've been up for 36 hours playing vidya. Maybe next time, you're probably a lost cause either way, no use putting more effort into a failed venture.

Wif Luv - Anon

>>39426237
>>>>>>>/pol/
Gain some fucking self-awareness

the_donald being a massive exception, but I see your point.

Just be a pedophile activist and you'll be banned from both

>>39426138
Do you think those people live off dad's money? Many of my friends are still in study at that age and manage to afford long vacations in Spain, Italy, etc. I mean, I wonder if they pay this themselves, because I'd be fucking ashamed to ask my parents for a long, costy trip like that.

>>39426161
>>39426138
I take an hour commute to state univ that my dad covers and I still feel like a worthless mooch. People just take what they can get naturally. Point is, there is no use getting upset over the whims of rich idiots

ITT: buttmad pootfags

>>39426129
You sound like Elliot Rodger.
However, Asian girls can't be 10/10. They can only be 8/10 maximum, because being Asian takes 2 points off the base-10 attractiveness scale.

>>39426188
most white women except slavs are trash now, because of the feminism culture

>>39426252
uhhhhh, is this opposite day? Slavs are sub-human, and white women are still most desired by most men.

you could be like vegeta

>>39426030
>gay as fuck pic
>using the word twink
WE ALREADY KNOW YOU WANT DICK IN YOUR ASS

>>39426050
Not really. Twink is just a good term to describe my physical appearance. I'm unattractive to women, and they probably don't even see me as a man.

Oh they're fucked. So unbeliviebly fucked.

>>39426010
>no boys in ad
So it's just girls playing with girls figurines. Wouldn't this be a good thing?

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>>39426024
>My two kid cousins stayed at my house cus I was babysitting them
>Stayed for four days
>Literally sat in silence on the couch with their tablets all day
>First night they stayed up all night on tablets
>Other three nights I turned the Internet off to try to stop them but they just played games
>Literally every minute in my house when they weren't eating or using toilet they just sat silently on tablets

WHO IS BEHIND THIS EVIL!!!

>>39425966
How long have you been posting this for OP?

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>>39427290
it's kinda like our version of 'word of the day' - rather than interrupt the flow, simply sit back and embellish your lexicon

>>39425966
tomokoposter you are so knowledgeable about books about the ancients, do you know if there is a full biography of pompey the great that I can read?

>>39425853
>UKBA
>Menkind
>Mojo
>Mooboo Bubble Tea

>>39425853
>tfw mostly worked for small local companies so I can't post them

Apply to small companies guys, they're the most chill jobs I've ever had.

Other than those, I've worked for goodwill, burlington coat factory, and 7/11

>>39425853
>Heckler & Koch
>McDonalds
>Barclays
>Burger King
yeah

>>39425844
That was me at age 12. Like many fags who listened to Need For Speed tracks, I grew out of it

>>39425844
How do people unironically do this? Video game soundtracks are usually so bad I turn of the volume and put on my own music for every game except Halo way back when.

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>>39425844
> He only listens to guitar based music

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I have decided I shall start the zelda thread again. I was thinking of ending it ever since I was banned, but I will continue it. Day 2.
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I have decided I shall start the zelda thread again. I was thinking of ending it ever since I was banned, but I will continue it. Day 3.
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I have decided I shall start the zelda thread again. I was thinking of ending it ever since I was banned, but I will continue it. Day 4.
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