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>>37422775
I tried to give them chicken with no seasoning.

>>37422775
the power of math

I have mind powers. So anybody that tries to fight me is destroyed before they can even get to me.

i'm not sexually attracted, they're just cute as fuck, like puppies, if anyone has any cute gifs i'd be very appreciative.

>>37423728
well maily anime children but yeh

>>37423620
My ex looked like something straight out of an anime. She had dyed pink hair with bangs and she was short af. She also wore skirts and shit 24/7. My ex was an anime character.

The only downside is that she was literally insane in the membrane.

KAKKATE KOI!

Rerorerorerorero.
Stay cool Kakyoin

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>>37422682
SOME

BODY once told me THE WORLD is gonna roll me

This is a very original comment.

>tfw when you already died and your punishment is posting on /r9k/ for all eternity

>>37422659
That is some nice rope you have there.

>>37422659
wont you just grab the rope and pull yourself up to release it once your brain panics? always wondered about that

Isn't the point of /r9k/ to provide original content?

STOP REPOSTING THIS THREAD GODDAMN

>>37422609
I'd rather have a dick and not bleed for a quarter of the month. I mean. That shit is basically constantly oozing something even when not menstruating.

>>37422628
You mean you'd rather keep your dick. Otherwise you might want to see a doctor but remember to take a shower before you go so he wont die from your body odour.

>>37422568
Oh, hai there Mr. NEET, I've been up for hours. You see, I've discover that I do not need sleep to function normally, and therefore, have developed a hybrid lifestyle of both NEET and Wagie.

I work at night, and spend my days doing as I please.

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>>37422568
NEET STOP
I-ITS ALL I HAVE

>>37422639
Nightshift master race.
Work 5-12pm, get home and sleep, wake up 9pm and have a nice slow morning doing what I want with my disposable income.

>>37422499
Lawd, sauce on screencap?

>>37422506
https://www.tube8.com/ebony/1970s-vintage-xxx---john-holmes-%26-desiree-west/36888491/

Hot,BBC is a meme,BBC posters should gtfo this board now and stop with this shitty forced meme!

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>>37422248
Yes if you want that confidence boost and become a normalfag.

No if you still want to live like this and hopefully don't die of some STD.
Having an expensive whore doesn't mean you will not get STDs man, that hoe still got lots of dicks inside.

But what can I say, I haven't fucked anyone so, maybe you will get advice later on since its way too late already, here's fucking 2:42 and I gotta sleep.

Has anyone done this and regretted it or enjoyed it?

Do it if you feel like it. It probably won't change much tho

>not on autismbux
Get a load of this guy.

>>37422249
>autismbux
no such thing where I live

>>37422275
>no such yada yada

Where do you live anon?

>>37422119
source?

oroiaiong

>>37423443
It's Amy from Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>37422119
show the worst of your history pls

Suicide is a choice you have to make, OP. Are you prepared to leave behind the physical world and enjoy eternal bliss? If not, then it may be too hardcore for you.

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Suicide is an easy way out. are you that weak that you going to take the easy way out?

>>37422060
>eternal bIiss
ah the old optimism, i wish i had it still

What was the point of your long, bitter rant?

>>37421824
>Why do roasties have so much power over the leftist agenda?
Because they make up 50% of the left-leaning population?

>>37421830
looking at it, my guess is that OP had a few main ideas he wanted to get across:

>i fucking hate women, they are all bitches and whores
>i fucking hate leftists
>i hate how the left is supportive of women's rights
>i want to trick leftists into hurting women, somehow

i'm particularly puzzled at the "my body my choice" thing. is OP anti-abortion? that's usually what that maxim refers to. but he might be also be talking about how women are blind to the fact that "most men are not getting laid"

i'm also not entirely sure how "the roasties" made leftists pro-LGBTQ but... okay

all in all i only clicked on this thread because the ass was fat, but the more i look at the image i'm not even sure i like it

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Say that again when you are 70 and alone. Millennials have no foresight. I wish every anti-natalist hippie had parents who shared their views.

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>>37421811
>Say that again when you are 70 and alone
I've been alone for most of my adult life.

I maintain a budget for a tank of nitrogen and a CPAP mask, just in case things go south, like developing Alzheimer's.

>>37421783
It's a choice. If you don't want children, then fine. But if you do want children, the denying yourself the experience would be detrimental to your emotional health.

You realise the mods don't care for this place anymore right? They only chime in when things illegal or rules violations are posted. Apart from that, r9k has become b-lite and they don't care to fix it

What do you define as /soc/ shit?

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>>37421801
I get bans and warnings here all the time for posting nothing rule breaking. Muh r9k board quality. It's just they allow what they want and ban/delete shit they don't. 4chan is kind of a shit website with overzealous power tripping mods and admins if you couldn't tell just by all the word filters.

>thinking looks is what determines whether you fit in or not

my nigger, THAT is why you don't "fit in".

>>37421684
Is this going to be some r/Hapas or r/AsianMasculinity bullshit?

>>37421684
I think you're onto something, robro. I have trouble fitting in anywhere.