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the niggers of the dog breed

dog obsessed roasties are the worse. shit like this is funny. out of shape wage slave roastie thinks she can be the alpha of an animal bred to kill.

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Pitbulls are truly the niggers of animals

>>37428284
What do you have to strategise about?

>>37428284
What is your education level? bloxex blox

>>37428284
are you also nihilistic and have a wicked sense of humor?

WWypipo?

>>37428443
White people. neneneneneoriginal

>>37428209
Historically are the best and most successful

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>>37428148
>waste what little life i have reading your entire blog
>wonder what i gained from all of it
Is this really how life is? I don't know if i can take this

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>>37428148
No one here is your bro. Off yourself, normalfaggot.

>>37428202
If reading this took more than two minutes you are clinically retarded

Dumb and Depressed ----->Sad some times cause you are having a rough time

Smart and Depressed -----> Sad all the time cause you realise you have no purpose and live in a cruel world

which are you OP?

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>>37428034
Dumb and depressed is a curse. If I was smart then at least I could make small achievements that give me some sort of meaning or purpose in society. But because I'm dumb I literally can not do anything. I can not focus or care about anything at all.

>>37428020
>so that fat women and short men can be seen as equils

Anon, lets say you look at a pile of cow shit and a pile of horse shit and compare the two, what do they both have in commen?

They are both shit, just from diffrent animales. Mcdonalds Models and Gnomes and both worthless, just disgusting in their own ways.

I'm definitely sure that short men have it easier than fat women.
You can still have a good-looking face/body while being short and get a short cutie.

A fat woman will get some uggo loser to fuck her but she certainly isn't getting a cutie.

>>37428837
Except the McDonalds model actually chose to become one and the gnome was born as a gnome and cannot change himself.

Was it like some japanese cereal thats only available there?

>>37428003
that's charmingly autistic. well done

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>hollowed and microwaved a banana skin
>put it in between the sofa cushions and fucked it
>have one of the best orgasms of my life
>look down after to see the sofa covered in smushed banana, lube and jizz
>tfw the stains are still there

Steal her panties and take pics for us

>>37427981
request a different room mate?

Do your shit as always.

The sex is incredible, but latinas demand 100% of your attention AT ALL TIMES.

She will call you every single night, no matter whether you saw each other or even hung out for hours the same day, and if you don't want to talk on the phone for at LEAST an hour or run out of shit to say she'll have a fucking meltdown and ask if you're fucking other women.

If you haven't bought her a gift or taken her to dinner at least once in the past week she'll ask why you aren't romantic with her like you used to be, then if you offer to buy her something or take her to dinner she'll get pissed off and say you were supposed to do it spontaneously, but she'll still end up taking it

Also her family will hate you no matter what.

But, again, the sex is fucking unbeatable.

>>37427905
>putting up with all that just so you can get your dick wet a few days a week

She will always think you're cheating even if you're not. Come from a family of Hispanics and the girls ALWAYSaccuse their guys if cheating, even when I'm with them and I send them pictures they think we're out drinking and fucking. So if you can live with that distrust that'll never go away then get yourself a Hispanic today

>>37427583

If you have a lot of money you can pay prostitutes to hold your hand and smile at you. They might even make eye contact.

:,( some people never get to experience true love in their lifetime. But you can still try. Don't let roasties use you for your cash either.

>>37427583
>true love
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krsNcFQwsbc

It should make you think, anon. If all women get wet for Chad, and will not stop thinking about him, what is this love you're talking about?

>>37427376
>i have been thinking (not just fantasies) actual toughts of kidnapping a teenager
what the fuck should i just kill myself?
i even buyed grey tape,ropes,knife,tweezers and girls clothes one night when i was thinking of that
i even started following cuties around.

>>37427376
You're in a shutterstock stock photo. Abandon all hope

>>37427529
It's really time to off yourself. Please, for the rest of us. It's better than prison too

Yeah, robotism is like vampirism or some kind of disease.

It's possible for a robot to "infect" other normies and turn them into robots through changing their views on life. Though it's difficult and unlikely, since most robots became robots at a young age.

Robots who transition to normies were essentially potential normies from the beginning but environmental obstacles prevented that.

If you transition from normie to robot, you were probably a robot from the beginning holding the facade of belonging. At best, a cyborg will float between worlds, which probably describes you better. I'm sure there are even enlightened Chads in the world who empathize with robots.

>>37427279
You are what you want to be you have to take life by the balls and enjoy it to its fullest

>>37427264
you get raped in a box with nothing but minorities assaulting you

>>37427264
>Is prison life a good choice for a robot?
Not at all. I've been in prison for 8 years.

Most of you guys are WAAAAY too beta to last in prison. Not saying you'll die, but it'll be far from comfy. Prison has a very "macho" culture on the inside and I guarantee that someone is gonna try to punk you out because you looked at them the wrong way.

You'll only be comfy in solitary confinement, and even then you'll go crazy because all you'll have to read (at first) is a bible.

>>37427292
>>37427395
i think this only happens in american nigger prisons

>>37426968
Well this one time... oh wait. I'm a virgin.

I had sex once. It was very unusual.

>>37426968
The one where I didn't have any

>>37426926
Excellent. Recognizing your problems is the first step to solving them.

Now go out there and find you a job!

I believe in you my friend! ;)

>my mother says she misses happy anon
had this last month
i hate how seemingly everyone has a specific idea of how i have to be

>>37426981
i dont know what i have recognized

>>37426993
its the funny part that bothers me

everyone used to think i was so funny but no one ever took me seriously and i didn't like it