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My aunt is in town and my mom wants me to take my 14 year old cousin somewhere and have a fun time with her. Where should I take her? I have no idea.
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>>37432784
she is
LITERALLY
setting you up with your cousin
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>>37432784
cinema , just zone out while the film plays and she fucks around on her phone
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>>37433003
That's just silly anon.
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THINK BEFORE YOU POST 2017-06-01 09:46:26 Post No.37432708
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Reminder that any thread that addresses or specifically targets "fembots" is enabling roastie orbiting and roastie behaviour by giving women the attention they want as much as any other normie site like reddit or Facebook which draws even more of them here.
Think before you post
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>>37432708
this board is dead. we can't even have a women hate thread anymore without constant bickering from the "fembots."
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>>37432827
Why don't we hate women in this thread, anon?
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>>37432952
How about no? Honestly it's just pathetic at all points it's been done. Loser.
What kind of web server should I buy for an image sharing forum site that serves 2500 people?
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>>37432499
Those brownies are so fucking good, goddamn
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how about you just kill yourself faggot?
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Look no further than the Tamicon 800 SB Professional System
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Weird things about your body 2017-06-01 09:26:26 Post No.37432315
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Weird things about your body
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>tfw my cum is clumpy. Tapioca pudding is the best way to describe it.
Never been able to figure it out
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>have elongated scrotum
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>i can hold a pen or multiple toothpicks between my double chin
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>>37432315
I get this but only when I cum in the shower. I think the hot water cooks it like an egg white and it turns all rubbery and hard
also my ears smell really strongly of cheese
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disgusting/weird habits 2017-06-01 09:21:51 Post No.37432226
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tell your fellow robots about your disgusting or weird habits and compete to see whose habits are the weirdest/most disgusting
i'll start
i put my own semen onto baby carrots and eat them solely because I think it tastes good
the semen adds a salty note to the carrot, and the taste of the carrot overshadows the more unsavory flavors of the cum
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I recently began to collect nail clippings, dead skin, and boogers in an old pill bottle. It smells suprisingly bad; I would not have thought that these things have an odor
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>>37432226
Sniffing the toilet paper after I've wiped my bum.
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>>37432384
I think the odor is caused by the bacteria that flourish in that environment, not the clippings, skin, and boogers themselves
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How do we make more robots gay? This board should be at least 50% homosexual. I want a second board I can enjoy outside of /lgbt/.
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I already am, but it doesn't matter since I'm too shy to ever talk to people. I'm not even ugly/unhygienic or anything but me being an anti social tard fucks me up
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>that perfect dick
>intact and whole
GIVE IT TO ME YOU FAGGOT
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leave my board faggot
origlioglino
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all i ever wanted was a normie life is it too much to ask. to hell with you God if you're real
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>>37432160
Grass is always greener on the other side... By that I mean you should kys
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>>37432201
i didnt ask to be born anon. i really did not
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>>37432221
You couldn't even get the quads
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Robot style thread
What outfit did you wear for not leaving your bed today ?
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>>37432133
Tf you sagging so much for? Just wear your shit normally and your outfit would look fine.
You look like a 16 year old wanker if you sag like that.
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>>37432171
It's called fucking style rudeboy
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what is this fucking snapchat normie doing here REEEEE
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>Have to wank
>Open porn
>Realise the actors get paid to have sex
>Realise Im a kissless virgin
>Get frustrated and exit porn
Anyone else get this feel?
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>>37432027
No I just self insert as the girl and enjoy myself
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>>37432027
> >Have to wank
> >Open porn
> >Realise the actors get paid to have sex>
> >Realise Im a kissless virgin
> >Get frustrated and exit porn
>Anyone else get this feel?
summer bait sage
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It's just a job like any other. What makes you think it would be so great?
Like how long did that blue haired chick have to keep her tongue in that asshole? For how many takes? How long did she have to hold that ball in her mouth to get that shot?
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I got feels today. I want a woman that loves me.
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>>37431890
Aww too bad you're a pathetic loser. Maybe if you weren't you'd have a girlfriend. Heh.
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>>37431890
Real mans have not feels, frog friend!
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I didn't have those feels until this thread
>tfw it's impossible to find anyone with your flavor of immaturity
>>37431910
Wow what a fag
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Ok fags. I have a challenge for you. You have...
>no social life
>no money
>no car or drivers licence
>no outstanding physical appearance or game
How do you score?
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What's the challenge?
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>>37431866
to score
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The game's rigged.
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I can't believe that there are people who went outside and eventually had sex today. It boggles my mind. The thought just seems so different fundamentally from my life experience that it's just unfathomable to me.
What lives have they lived up until this point? Do they have any values?
What is important in their lives?
Has becoming so close to someone else a mere triviality to them?
Touching someone in that nature is completely out of my reach.
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>>37431674
>load up tinder when horny
>go out
>fuck chick
>come back home
>play titanfall2 for the next 10 hours
You make It sound like its some insane concept.
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>>37431844
You're missing all the details, the details make all that incredibly complicated.
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>>37431674
I went to the store came home and wife jerked me off good stuff M8
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https://youtu.be/Av5Jb52yFBo
Post what you're crying to
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Thanks for the song anon, here's what I'm listening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5PVjmXPGX0&index=26&list=PLJNclT534mc4AJRO6zzQrs6VJy9fU0IL0
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https://youtu.be/ustTnrPxmLQ
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https://youtu.be/x8_jLgaZpZg
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4chan is without a doubt the worst website in the history of the internet. I have never seen such an agglomeration of stupidity and wretchedness anywhere else, nor would have imagined that so much ugliness - mental, and no doubt also physical - could be possible in this world if I had never come across it. And they are all fully aware of this, which is why they prefer to remain anonymous, and almost immediately trash everything that they write, since they know it's rubbish. We are talking about individuals so weak and fearful that even the nicknames used by forum users feel too restrictive and oppressive to them. Individuals so slow and incoherent that they don't want others to be able to connect even as much as two of their posts together and hold them accountable for some measure of logic between them. This is the true bottom of the barrel of (sub)humanity. And that's why I keep an eye on it from time to time. You couldn't even meet such idiots in the street, since people in the street possess at least the minimum amount of strength required to leave their rooms and walk around. So if my site is the greatest site that exists and that will ever be made (and it is), 4chan is the lowest one, and will remain so for as long as it remains the internet's bastion for all those who are attracted by anonymity (which is to say for nobodies).
And now sit back and watch the torrent of threads confounding anonymity with pseudonymity that will be popping up on there.
Try and prove me wrong. I dare you.
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>>37431624
Did you expect me to read all this shit faggot.
XDD LMAO le redpill. Go back to where you belong plebbit.
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>>37431624
harden-up op
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>>37431624
You say it's the worst website yet you expose and saturate yourself in such filth, much like a majority of the posters on this website. You also waste your precious time here simply to state your subjective opinion on the website despite knowing that a majority of it's inhabitants care not. What does that say about you as a person?
Also bait and sage
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Can you recall the moment you realized you were a social outcast, /r9k/?
>elementary school
>eating lunch alone
>stacies come up to me and try to give me the whole pity act
>just sit there eating and responding to them with short yeses and noes
>they leave and go back to their own table
>they all start chuckling and looking my way
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>>37431594
I didn't realize until many years later, but I always thought it was strange that the popular kids would invite me to their table. When I actually did it they didn't know what to do and just let me sit there. I slowly moved further and further away from the main group though
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Everywhere i went i was an outcast. Since elementary school until i left the fucking shithole known as highschool. Now im even more alone.
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>be 6
>new school
>first day
>beaten up
>teacher looked away
don't care, don't feel, yet it still hurts