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>>37435411
Umm why? What's wrong?

I unironically wish I was gay too. Sometimes if i'm really horny I can get off to traps, but most of the time it doesn't do anything for me. I've literally tried to condition myself to be gay by fapping to gay porn but I usually lose my hard on.

If I was gay I could have a relationship or even have sex but nope, gotta have the straight curse.

Gays literally have it so easy, they can have sex whenever they want and have lose relationships with less of a power dynamic. Do those sissy hypno vids work? Is there any way to condition myself medically to be gay?

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>>37435411
Fucking gays man! They don't know the privilege they got! They complain about "homophobia" and "oppression". They wouldn't know oppression if it bit them on the dick while they were stuff their boyfriends asshole with their cum! At least they can always fuck each other, what about all the people with unobtainable fetishes, what do we get? At least they can come out of the closet, and they'll have an army of SJW's to support them, but for all the wierdos with our weird ass fetishes, where's our support? Where's our acceptance? There is none to be had.

Fuck gays, what a bunch of entitled little assholes.

i would read a tumblr battle of rei against asuka

>>37435197
I've lost everything, everything
EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS TO ME

I know, I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could
live for no one else

But now through all the hurt and pain
Its time for me to respect
the ones you love
mean more than anything.

So with sadness in my heart
I feel the best thing I could do
is end it all
and leave forever
whats done is done, it feels so bad
what once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
my world is ending

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now the guilt is all mine
can't live without the trust from those you love.
I know we can't forget the past
you can't forget love and pride
because of that it's killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down,
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down,
in my heart of hearts,
I know that I could never love again
I've lost everything
everything, everything
that matters to me,
matters in this world

I wish that I could turn back time
'cause now all the guilt is mine
can't live without
the trust from those you love
I know we can't forget the past
we can't forget Iove and pride
because of that, its killing me inside

It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down
It all returns to nothing, it all comes
tumbling down, tumbling down,
tumbling down
it all returns to nothing, I just keep
letting me down, letting me down,
letting me down

>>37435087
It's a meme, except for the tiny sliver of men who are able to attract women based on their looks alone.

They don't. Almost every normalfaggot meets their girlfriend directly or indirectly through school

>>37435432
Not a meme, you fuckers are so jaded. Listen up faggots, you won't meet chicks jerking off online behind your steam accounts in your piss infested rooms.

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that sucks OP. A lot of people fail there drivers test multiple times though.

My family doesn't even have a car anymore and nobody is willing to teach me how to drive anyway. I probably won't know how to drive until well into my 20s

>>37435048
I'm driving on an expired learner's permit and everything's been fine. I don't need some inbred DMV slag nitpicking everything I do when I already know how to drive.

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>>37435048
Got mine last year at 21. Things get better

>>37435042
>you shall not covet another mans woman
only one I recon

Everyone has broken all of them at some point in their lives through even a simple thought.

all but 6, 7, and 9

>>37435008
You're defective. Order the helium tank.

>>37435008
I do this too, maybe we're just easily aggravated

I don't really get into arguments on here anymore because of this, I just scratch my head and move on so I don't ruin my own day

If you're being serious then you're probably clinically self-absorbed in some way, narcissism can be dangerous, I would see a therapist.

>>37434939
School Uniforms should be worn, I don't know why it isn't standard in america.

>>37434959
because the powers that be want children to become degenerates

we shouldn't even have compulsory education though

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what do you want me to say

something about whores and chad i'll bet

No. I've never wanted to have sex in my life. The entire concept of wanting it enough to give up your time or material comforts sounds ridiculous.

>>37434880
Ure gay
Originalo replydo

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>>37434848
Only if I'm super 110% marriage-ready attracted to the guy, I can't cum from hookups or even brief dating no matter how hot they are. The heart knows, man.

>>37434775
I hope Ashley is happy, wherever she is.

No womb+bagina=no more humans

Much better to keep gashes as broodslaves and have relationships with traps imo

>>37434891
Once we can make synthetic wombs, womemes are fucked. Trap gfs everywhere

please stop Shipposting. I am worried about you. You are posting this everyday, anon.

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>>37434670
>Anon comes into the surgery
>Tells me he is worried about me
>Recommends that I retire from my practice and get psychological help
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>37434670
Is he? Maybe he's planning to start euthanizing old innocent people? It happened in my country too, as a female nurse secretly killed away elderly patients. All men are drewling after her now.

I replied to this thread as there is no Elliot-thread.

>>37434275
women generally wash down there before sex ya know

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>>37434350
>Explicitly stating that women wash before sex

Ignoring the fact that enemas and other cleaning procedures exist

>Giving up wiping fecal matter

This is something only a disgusting person would do. It's not optional to just stop cleaning shit off your ass because there is a lot of it.

Sure thing post pics though

Sneak into the room and tickle his asshole

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Pics or it didn't happen871542

i recently started doing exhausting sports for basically the first time ever
you feel really refreshed afterwards, i totally recommend it

>>37434187
bird watching:orig

if you have money and patience, warhammer is a lot of fun. The painting, collecting and playing are all really entertaining and you'll probably enjoy one more than the other. It's a good way to meet fellow neckbeards.

>>37433657
>today's more competent rappers
>hopsin

>>37433797
I hate rap but I'd consider Hopsin one of the more technically competent rappers around even if he is a whiney bitch.

>>37433657

>today's more competent rappers (Hopsin techn9ne)

Bait status: not taken

Stopped reading at 'turned into a female'.

>>37433132
do you just sit on this fucking board waiting for these threads so you can firstpost shitpost in them

i make text based sex games and i'm not as fucking autistic as you

>>37433214
>i make text based sex games and i'm not as fucking autistic as you

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO holy fuck KILL YOURSELF WITH EVERY FUCKING MOLECULE OF YOUR BODY JUST KILL YOURSELF