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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Ah, evening' wagie. I'm just enjoying a slice of apple pie and cup o' joe. You know the golden rule.
Shhh.
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>>37436751
Excuse me gentlemen, but i am enjoying my go go gadget stress reliever right now and request this noise stop.
Thanks
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>>37436751
get in here /fatcatfanatics/ and share your finest Garfield coffee memes :^)
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Stop right there wagie. I can see you beginning to type out your ragie response through your tears. But please, respect the rules. No talkie til this is done.
*taps mug*
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What's a good drug for a robot to survive during a normie party? I'm allergic to alcohol and I hate the smell and generally feeling of weed. I don't want to be absolutely wasted, just need something to not get mega bored and maybe have a laugh or two, keeping my cool but not feeling 100% self aware and as I said before bored.
I wish I could just drink alcohol and forget about it, but I'm pretty fucked here.
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>>37436722
pills baby, pills.
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Humble bragging about going to a party
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>>37436821
What pills?
>>37436827
>bragging
I don't want to go. But it's a company party and there's literally no alternative. If I don't go my boss will hate me. inb4 humble bragging about having a job
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I'm going to los angeles to find day labor for 5 days, and staying in a hostel. anyone ever done this?
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>>37436578
Some people work in hostels and do it
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>>37436624
I think it's gonna b fun as heck
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>>37436578
Have fun getting mutilated.
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>tfw had a dream about my oneitis last night,
>dreamed that I killed her current bf then I knocked her out and started dragging her from behide and running from the police.
>last part of the dream is me being surrounded by the police
>wake up
Is this a sign? I've had dreams about my oneitis before, the most note worthy one is when I fucked things up with her and that same night I had a dream about her telling me to kill her, what does this mean if anything, am I so fucked up that my subconscious wants me to kill my oneitis?
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>>37436484
Maybe you just hate her. I have dreams about killing my mother. I would never do that but she pisses me off enough that my subconscious wants revenge.
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>>37436606
I used to love her, and I think she felt the same, but then I fucked things so bad with her she started to hate me, and in return, I hated her, I don't even want to try having a relationship with her again, I want to get even for the pain she's caused me,maybe what I really want is revenge.. if she comes crying to me again because of a break up all I think I'd do is insult her as much as possible then tell her to fuck off and fuck one of her nigger buddys or dyke gfs. she disgusts me now, I can't believe I once had feelings for her.
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>>37436484
Sometimes I have dreams where I run into my oneitis and try to convince her not to hate my guts any more. Usually I apologize and try to convince her that it was an accident and she doesn't have to worry about me stalking her.
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>father is dying of cancer
>feel literally nothing
This doesn't make me a bad person, right?
Our relationship has never been good. It was hard to make eye contact before, it's impossible now. He's never made an attempt to know me or show he cares about me. I find it hard to do for him now. I can't get over the idea that this makes me morally wrong and evil to feel completely apathetic about my father dying.
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>>37436438
read "The Stranger" by Albert Camus, its short and explores a similar situation as yours. it might help put things into perspective for you
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>>37436438
Has he made any effort to show you some affection since the cancer? If not, I wouldn't feel had about apathy.
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>>37436438
When I was a kid I used to think I wouldn't care if my parents die. I never felt bad about it, but I was scared to tell other people because I thought they would think I'm psycho
ITT: talk about a problem you are having right now and we will all give advice and try to help each other,
My problem is I moved to a place for a canvassing job but the stress was so unbearable for me that I quit after three days. Now im stuck in an apartment with no job and my parents keep pressuring me to find one. I want an internship so that it wouldn't seem like a waste moving all the way out here since my parents are paying for my apartment. I landed an interview for a new internship but haven't received word on that yet.
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>>37436262
what do you do? internships can be really fun.
Also it wouldn't hurt to get a part-time. Do it for your parents man
My problem is I keep asking this girl to hang out but she always cancels last minute. We're seeing a concert together in like a month, but I really want to see her before that. Im also a KHV
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I can feel my mental state slipping with the lack of human touch, the only people I hug are my parents. I've never even touched a girl and I'm 19. In 1 week my exams begin and they decide if I go to college or not. If I can't go to college I will kill myself. I'm pretty sure my father is disappointed in me.
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I dont know what i like doing for fun. I dont know what i like eating. I make pretty good money, but never have any, dont have anything nice to show for it. Domt even have a tv or computer.
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>28 yr old khv NEET
>keep seeing threads telling people to become welders
>think they're full of shit, but decide to look into it anyway, I have nothing better to do
>find out I need a license to work as a welder
>only the local welders union is allowed to give these out
>go there in person and ask how can I get one
>girl at the front desk explains I need to sign up for an apprenticeship
>Okay how do I sign up
>she says she's not done explaining
>there is a fixed amount of licenses
>a new apprenticeship only opens up when a currently licensed welder dies
>oh, okay
>there is a waiting list, you can sign up right now if you want
>over 25k people on the list
>local legislation says the first son of a licensed welder will be instantly bumped to the top of the list when signing up (but not above other first sons)
Just lol. Why even bother.
Back to fapping to anime I guess
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>>37436176
Where do you live? You probably have to live somewhere that doesn't have the whole union thing going on.
I used to live in NC and I saw welding jobs listed quite often there. I'm pretty sure they didn't require a license, and I doubt they were part of a union since unions were basically unheard of where I lived.
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>>37436761
fuckng unions.
RIP open competitive free market, how do people see this as good?
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>>37436176
When are advicefags here never full of shit? I mean really?
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Hey jungle feverfags, are extra thicc negresses worthy of COLONIZATION too?
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>>37436174
Jungle fever is just a fetish. The idea of fucking and impregnating a women of ethnicity is just a fun and primal thing to think about. I would never do it in real life though because then I'd most likely be tied down in a lot of ways. Either through alimony or whatever. I would never settle down with someone who wasn't of my own ethnicity.
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>>37436245
You wouldn't settle down with this anon? But she looks so warm and motherly...
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Nigger pussy is tighter because nigger babies have smaller brains/heads. It's also generally putrid smelling. Half black chicks on the other hand, smell nice and have something approaching human intelligence.
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What's the fastest way to enhance social skills?
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risks
also if that's supposed to be an example of an ugly guy/hot girl couple it's a bad one
they're about equal when you consider her abysmal fashion sense
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>>37436110
this is why you don't get to see naked women without using the internet
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Have you tried cocaine, anon?
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How many robots wanna kill themselves?
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>>37435933
Most of them are dead
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>>37435933
Is never want to do that as I'm loved. And I happen to love myself. You should totally seek assistance if you want to die by your own hands. If only hope?
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Suicide is for pussies
And >>37435956 is a dum nigger :^)
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manipulated my virginity away
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>just lost my virginity with a 6/10 real girl
>pretended i was gay for 3 months
>entertained her and stroked her ego
>helped her by giving advice on her relationship with chad
>created fake facebook account added chad and 300 different people from our town
>masterfully crafted scenario where she believes chad cheated on her
>give her emotional support after the breakup
>proceed to ghost her for a week
>talked to her again, explaining bullshit stories about how stressed out i am
>she realized how much she needed me when i ghosted her
>she tried to turn me straight for a week flirting with me
>i pushed her away and then pretended to finally give in and lost my virginity
>gonna keep pushing her away for around a month until she thinks she's turned me straight
>will soon have permanent gf
If you can't be the chad, beat him at the game of chess.
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>>37435799
literally 4d chess anon, excellent work.
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>it requires a billion lies for you to get laid
well, you have determination at least
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>>37435799
I mean, fuck. Congrats. keep it up - for your entire life. could get ya places (the manipulation planning I mean)
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>on your way home from a walk
>see young girl that may or may not be underage
>hey mister look! haha
What do you do?
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>hey what are you doing?!
>put fidget spinner away
>run close to her
>tower over her and explain why what she did was wrong
>ask how old she is
>demand to speak to her parents
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disgusting fat bitchl
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>>37435792
if she's fat like that I'd just ignore her.
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>girl is interested in me
>she looks good and has a great personality
>she's not a virgin
dropped
Why was I born when I'm only doomed to die a virgin?
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>>37435765
It's okay she doesn't want a worthless cuck who values virginity anyway. You're going to die a virgin. While I'm over here stretching out your oneitis' holes.
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>>37435765
>nom virgin with a great personality
oxymoron
>woman with a great personality
oxymoron
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>>37435847
>this angers the beta male
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RUN RABBIT RUN
DIG THAT HOLE
FORGET THE SUN
AND WHEN AT LAST THE WORK IS DONE
DON'T SIT DOWN IT'S TIME TO DIG ANOTHER ONE
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>>37435589
I'll teach you to sing without permission you little bastard.
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>>37435613
Don't be violent weirdo.
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>his favorite song from DSOTM isn't any colour you like
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How do I get a short submissive boyfriend to tease and bully?
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>>37435560
thats literally me desu
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>>37435560
By contacting me desu
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>tfw 6'3" female (female) and no under 5'5" boyfriend to dominate and love tenderly every night