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>>37440049
what's your bio ? excluding personal shit of course

>>37440150
"The kids from the magic school bus have been trapped in my stomach for over a year"

>he fell for the tinder meme
Sad!

>why are you so quiet?
>proceed to talk and say something stupid
>they give me the creep weirdo stare

GEE I WONDER WHY IM SO FUCKING QUIET

>>37439656
i have several theories OP:
the first is that when you're not talking, you're observing. if you're observing for too long, normies think that rather than actively participating, you're sitting back and judging them. people don't like being judged or watched. furthermore, normies understand this implicit social protocol and so they make sure to stay engaged. i don't agree with it obviously

the second is that being quite can imply you're afraid of judgement and fear putting yourself out there. this is unappealing to normies because part of demonstrating social value is being able to successful put yourself out there and have it be seen by other normies that you can garner positive social attention. this way, normies can trust that by associating with you, they will benefit socially.

im pretty sure im 100% right. anyone else can chime in though

>>37439656
>them: why are you so quiet all the time
>me: I don't see the point of wasting my breath with pointless noise if I have nothing important to say.

That always shuts them up.

>>37439635
is this
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Of course they're real. What you never been abducted? lmao

>>37439635
I loved Majora's Mask

>>37439517
>no replys

Well fuck. I hoped one or two people would comment

>>37440623
no one cares faggot kill yourself

>>37439517
I'm here for you anon. There's an album a folk artist made, his wife recently died. It's very blunt and sad, called Mount Eerie by Mount Eerie

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>use poop stool
>poop falls right out
>only have to wipe once, twice for good measure

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I'm the exact same way, but instead of 15-20, it's 20-30 minutes. 15 minutes is if I'm really quick. I also take a long time to clean myself-I wipe, then wet some paper towel to clean the area, then wipe again until it's nice and squeaky clean.

I've read literally thousands of pages on the toilet by now. It's actually my favorite time of the day, and I relish taking a long dump with a quality book.

Unfortunately, wagecuckery means pooping needs to be done at certain times, which makes this less enjoyable now.

My family knows all about my problem; it's been going on for over a decade.

Eat more fiber. I post as fast as I piss.

so can we fuck or no

>>37440023
I may be amenable to that but we probably cannot.

>>37440607
where are you currently suffering

I don't understand. Why are you getting your dad's social security? Is he dead?

Die in a grease fire>>37438917

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>>37438983
Nope, I'm a "full time student."

>>37439007
Awwwww, is the wagie upset? Why don't you just get some parents who worked their whole lives and ask them!

This afternoon I stood outside my house without a shirt on while my mom shaved the back of my neck with hair trimmers. Then I went on youtube and watched videos of people dyeing their hair white for an hour. Tomorrow I'm going to go get some bleach and white hair dye and turn my hair all white so I look like Anderson Cooper and I'll tell people a story about something I saw that was so shocking that it turned my hair white over night.

>>37438916
Have fun doing that, I hope it works out.

>>37438862
I used to do that until I discovered hair oils

Get a haircut and take a shower.

Throw everything out. If you havent used it in the past week, in the trash it goes.

You've sorted the room. Now you must sort yourself.

Fuck Tom Delonge. I used to love Blink 182 before they during their enema of the state years.

Tom fucked it up.

>In highschool, I thought I would amount to nothing,

Yup pretty much what happened.

>>37438738
I'm not anything yet, but I have a chance now, and a goal

what are you waiting for to fuck her

>>37438915
I mean, yeah, but she's crazy so I'm not gonna take the risk

>>37438915
I just want to know if she's gonna go Sam Hyde on everyone soon or not

Wait until the doors are closing and then the last second I throw in the grenade

>>37438563
laugh
, but not too hard

>>37438563
fucking looking elevator when the carpet is connected to it

Usually about 5 business days I'd say

>>37438544
I just applied for my first job, and I got a call back the next day, with an immediate offer for full time, $10 an hour. It's an overnight shelf stocking position at a grocery store.

>>37438544
A couple of days to a couple of months.

What are you even scared for?

>>37438515
Go to a casino and gamble your savings away instead

>>37438515
Order classics like mojitos, manhattans, daiquiris, bourbon on the rocks, martinis. Or just get a few beers. Or have your dad order.

>>37438333
you forgot 1 like = 1 prayer for pic related

If there's a chance they'll bother you after midnight, then you're only choice is park/river/wildlife. Which is probably the best idea anyway.

>>37438468
There's not a chance they'll bother me after midnight. Just that the effects last 12 hours and I'll have come down around noon the next day. They will not bother me at all during the night just on the day after.