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>tfw no daddy
I just want a big mature man to completely overpower me tbdesu

>>37441916
>tfw no daddy to cum inside me

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>>37441916
oreggligo

>>37441754

Not as comfy as you think

A lot of material will feel weird and you get cold real quick

>>37441754
Ya op
i walk around a lake near my house barefoot
it feels nice
i live w my parents tho so house nakey is a no go

>>37441754
Really not that comfy. It's nice at first, but it just gets really uncomfortable after a while.
The nicest part of it was knowing I can, the worst part was actually doing it.

If have to use a floor jack to explore that cave

>>37441625
that's too much!

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Sure thing babe, let me call to reserve a table! (The sooner this thing kills over from eating like a pig all the time the sooner I may know relief from this misery)

You could join mine if you want

>>37441498
join,,, the only REAL gang,,, naTROT GANG

>>37441498
Just remember, blood in, blood out.

>>37441379
alt-right?
who gives a giuseppe about politics?

>>37441379
Wtf am I looking at
Original comment

Fucking kill yourself, if you didn't get that the Alt-Right was a meme by some /pol/acks get off my fucking board.

/pol/ and /r9k/ have always been contrarian you autist

I'm glad. Wish it'd come sooner though. Either this will lead to a next step of evolution through ultimate destruction, wether it be becoming machines or continuing our biology, or it's the end of our line. We are unfit to even govern ourselves, we don't have the capabilities for so many of us to try to thrive. In the end, we're just animals like the others on this planet. We're just a part of the universe trying to organize and understand itself, and it's gotta move on or improve eventually

>>37441401
You're glad there will be no more internet and anime ???

You are garbage.

I didn't see you trying to save society.

It's pretty fun watching it burn down. I legit have an ipod with the only song on it being ''where is my mind'' in case a terrorist attack or nuke goes out near where I live so I can watch in awe as death approaches.

>>37441308
I undo my own belt and hang myself from a doorframe

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>>37441308
Shes fuckin fat as hell so probably laugh and wait until she tires out from standing so I can leave

touch these tits and then bounce while she pants and pants to keep me in the room with her

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>>37441250

Water you talking about mane? Ed a best

>>37441250
*represses underlying pedophilia*

>>37441365
I can understand being attracted to one of the girls in Persona 5 or something. If you're attracted to Ed, you have legit mental problems.

Right in my mouth pls
Looks tasty...

>>37440947
>too intelligent to have a foreskin

Hey your dick matches your body.

>>37440457
>you lose 100-150 calories per masturbation session
[citation needed]

Is that why I can't gain weight?

i've gained weight during nofap for sure, but I'm also eating more snacks. dopamine is a harsh mistress

>>37440407
I was actually expecting something seriously spergy
You're cute OP

You're fine op
don't over think it. the text is fine

>>37440629
dont blue pill him

>>37440361
this is nosebleed-chan the most elusive of r9k fembots

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>>37440361
SOMEONE KEEPS PRETENDING TO BE HER ON /FA/

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL HER TO CALL HIM OUT SO I CAN STOP SEEING HER FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY.

THANKS

>>>/fa/12504417
>>>/fa/12503943
>>>/fa/12499799
>>>/fa/12504609

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT HER CELEBRITY STATUS BUT I'M TIRED OF THIS ADMIRER SHITTING UP /FA/ AND ATTENTIONWHORING

maybe it's because they get to live out their fantasy of being some teenage girl but they need to take that shit to a roleplay chatroom.

>>37440361
>"girl"

31415

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I hope they find your body on the 13th of may dumped in a river by gary ridgeway

I want green, eggs, and ham bitch. and a sandwich

>>37440310
All this shit i be postin
All these roasties be a toastin
Normies gettin raped and jews be roastin

Pretty boy NEET comin thru your hood nigga
Run up in yo house and give your girl my wood nigga

You think you hard, you think you crunk, when you snort a line of that junk
Get fucked, get jumped, put yo ass in my trunk


Off the top of my head. How'd I do?

>Nigga nigga nigga
>Got his finga on da trigga
>watch his finga flicka
>does he got the vigor?

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Du u hav maryjuana?
I would like one bag pleas

>>37440309
Hey, aren't you that Pepe guy?

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u got negros

i need a negro

W-whats wrong with this?

>>37440328

why would you need so much memory for your phone? You can stream music. You can upload videos on Instagram/Snapchat. No way you're taking over 100 pictures a day and not having the time to transfer them to a computer so you can clear up your smartphone's memory.

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>>37440289
>he doesn't have a 128GB micro SD card for his phone
stay inferior