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>>37452852
Work from home. Do youtube, become a professional gamer, etc

Sit around for a few more years until you inevitably get a servre mental disorder then get on bux.

>>37452852
Do something manual, like plumbing, electrician, short courses.

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but we can be lewd AND be nice to each other anon!

>>37452740
No being lewd is too nice!! You will break robot hearts!! Moderation.

>>37452701
S-sorry anon, I'll try harder from now on

>>37452671
Kill yourself because you faggots are wrecking this board.

Go so it right fucking now you asshole. REEEEE

>>37452671
what did you say to her to make her push you away?
did you call her a tranny or something stupid?

>>37452706
I told her that I'm super interested in transgirls and learning about transition. I also told her about my experience with backpage and the crazy trannies I met from there and would like to find a normal one to hang out with. I also told her I didn't think it was gay because I'm not attracted to men and she agreed that it's not gay. But ever since she's been kind of avoiding me. I don't know what I did wrong.

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>>37452644
Keep them like that! They are caterpillars but you are like a magnificent butterfly wwwwwwww

>>37452644
They are your best feature desu

>>37452644
>takes a flattering photo of himself
>posts it on a board that isn't soc
>"guiiiizzzzz haaalp im so ugweeee :((((("

Pluck your eyebrows, form a rope out of the hairs and hang yourself.

>>37452586
You probably wouldn't encounter many NEETs because they're locked up in their rooms all day.

We in Germany have too many NEET's, and the Problem here is that they are somehow still allowed to Vote, and so we got the AfD

>>37452586
Besides myself I only know one other true NEET. He's been doing it since before this website existed. He did nothing for 30 years but watch anime and paint robot toys. He lived with his grandma for his whole life until she died a few years back. Not sure what he's up to now.

>>37452581
if you live in Texas, yes :3

>>37452652
If cali, no sorry move someplace else

>>37452581
if you live in New York, no :c

>>37452571
Fine by me. Frida Kahlo was a total looker if you ask me

Is it a deal breaker?

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>>37452571
Can you even call that facial hair?

>>37452283
>pseudo cucked just because she already had a boyfriend and didn't notice a sperg staring her down

Wew lad. Is this pasta?

>>37452329
nope, you had to be there, it was the fact she didn't even glance at me + how ridiculously beautiful she was + with a athletic black dude. I was so pissed off

>>37452368
That's not cucked. That's being envious of someone way out of your league being with someone in her league.

I'd bet money you aren't ripped, are you?

>>37452221
sorry Chad, I don't like having to stop every 20 feet to retie my shoes

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>he uses shoes

>he's too beta to walk around naked at all times

You're on the wrong board, anon.
To /pol/ you go.

>>37452165
Kys underage summerfaggot tranny

Please go shoot up a black church or something and get caught so we don't have to browse past your pathetic bathroom selfies anymore

>>37452016
I don't know what it is about her, but there's just something about this camel-faced slag that gets me going like no other.

>>37452033
Those frankentits maybe?

i think you've mistaken me for a cuck, milady

>>37451933
Give it five mins, anons will be in flooding you with requests to give them a chance

>>37451933
>How do I find a boyfriend who will let me peg him and pee on him?
Go to /soc/

You can pee on my all you want. I guess pegging is cool too.

I remember my first visit to the dentist.

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>trying to be cool on a board full of losers when really you are just as sad as they are

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>>37451716
at least im doing something about it...

getting high and drinking alcohol. what are YOUR excuses anon?

Kindness and reason are most important, in that order. I'm pretty good with both of them, but they're not sufficient. You also need strength.

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This is the list an old friend and I came up with a few years ago.

Its a bit redundant in hindsight, but I think its a pretty solid list.

>>37451556
>What virtues make a truly good man?
Dominant and assertive but not cutthroat.

>>37451441
Try online dating or go to Japan for yourself. Good luck. I'm going next year in March through May. If you know the language and don't sperg out then you'll be fine. If you can get laid here then you have no problem getting laid there.

Do you have a white, thicc, uncut cock?

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>>37451441
Did OP leave? Cmon now