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>>39428346
>ginger hair
probably since birth

>>39428346
Did you just sit there and accept this? Did you not speak up?

When I was born. I was granted the gift of extreme social retardation. I can manage keeping one friend, only 2 persons have been friends to me and the first one fucked me over. I started to realize I was a robot when people kept telling me "you look sad", "you're depressing" and things along those lines. Fuck you this is my default face.

$0 and I will probably never contribute to anything like this ever

no one gives a fuck about me, there are people in texas that think i should be dead just for my race so no, i refuse to help them

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>>39428281
>How much have you donated to victims of an entirely predictable natural disaster that chose to voluntarily live right next to an ocean barely above sea level.

I'll grant you, it's not as hilariously stupid as Katrina, but I have a really hard time feeling empathy for this people.

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>donating to help white people in the richest country on earth

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>>39428242
Literally Antifa

>inb4 >>>/pol/

freikorp

Reichsbanner Schwarz-Rot-Gold
Stahlhelm
Roter Frontkaempferbund

>tfw my government doesn't give shit and keeps giving me NEETbux even though I make no attempt to find work

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>>39428176
>mfw i work at a government welfare office.
>mfw my job consists of making a NEETs life a living hell

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>>39428258
>ifunny watermark
>government job

FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEE GET THE FUCK OUT FUCK OFF FUCK OFF REEEEE

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>>39428113
best I got

origonal ogagposng

It's all good in the hood

>>39428380
how has that phrase not been taken by the bot yet?

>>39428099
I think I'd drop out if I saw this. How could people be so shameless?

>>39428099
Fucking rainbow condoms. Are you trying to get bitches to laugh at my dick even more?!

>>39428099
I remember they did this a couple times when I was in college. I always took one and just used it to masturbate in

Left side 4 lyfe

early 2000s, alt chicks and gran turismo on the PS2 is all I need

>enjoying popular teen culture of your time somehow makes you bad

Why do you keep on making these threads?

>>39428160
I dont understand how people can like gran turismo. That game fucking SUCKS

run towards a solid object while screaming looking to smash my face in it and pass out

>>39428015
I see my own ass every day in panties and I just wish it looked better, anon.

>>39428056
I wanna see your ass every day
I'm sure it looks great

>>39428005
now think about how a man feels:
>>years of no women talking to him, no signs of interest
>>worked hard on his career, did everything he is supposed to do, stayed away from drugs, generally a good guy
>>passed up over and over for criminal badboy
>>career starting to take off after sacrificing a lot of time
>>suddenly 5/10 are like "hey annon, how you doing?"
>>bitch i rode a donkey in front of you and asked nicely but you didn't want it, now your sorry ass want to talk after being radio silent for years?
but femanon let me crit your shit:
when it comes to getting to know a potential mate, most men see sex first, then relationship second, dont be offended by this, but that's just how male sexuality is. it's not that surprising nor is it dehumanizing. (it is if the man NEVER thinks about relationship, and if that's the case, you are shooting waaaaay above your league/you picked a shitty guy)
few things ive seen women do that absolutely destroy any potential of the man wanting to see the relationship side with her:
1. bitch shield (most women put it up as a first line of defense, while it's important to protect yourself, but you should know that most good, decent, respectable (aka guys who you actually should be getting with) respect boundaries and won't proceed if he thinks you're cold. only a small percentage of men actively go around and ask every girl they see out and work through their bitch shield. in fact, those guys who do that generally have a lot of time on their hands, and you wonder what they do with their time instead of being gainfully employed?
2. play the hard to get game too hard. when a woman plays hard to get without much subtlety, it will change the man's mind into "she's hot, i want to get to know her and see if we can have something going on" to "she's hot but she's a bitch, im going to emotionally detach from that shit and see if i can pump and dump that hoe.".

because it's the truth.

i don't frequent this place at all or have half the problems the average robot has but anyone who's not braindead knows that for the most part, you girls are a dumb distraction.

if we want to be with you, it's temporary. you are a leech. you'll even take some of our personality traits. you are a lesser being, deal with it. no advice.

embrace the "lust or pity" because you are a spineless idiot, by the sounds of things.

>>39428203
3. being a slut. this is a no brainer. you want to slut around and expect a man to not see you as a slut, good luck. a man will only want to invest his time if he thinks it's worth it. if you can slut it up with just about any hot guy that comes around, then who's to say that you wouldnt cheat on him? simple risk calculation tells the man it's better to just pump and dump that hoe.
4. displaying low RMV (relationship market value). doing stupid shit like all you do is talk about yourself and the dumb shit you buy. not paying attention to him, not even trying to engage him when talking to him. again, acting like you are entitled to ALL of his effort while he's at the mercy of yours is a sure fire way of getting yourself out of the relationship zone.

in closing. i think a lot of guys aren't looking to be in relationship with 10/10 super models. rather, they just want someone who's not fucking hideous, who can hold a conversation, is enthusiastic about spending time with him, and doesn't give him shit like the world does to a man everyday. you are young and slim so you don't even need to worry about your SMV since you are at your peak as a woman. but it is often your kind's failure in the relationship game that makes a man not want to have anything to do with you outside of a bedroom.
also, if you consistently encounter men who want to smash right away without spending time, then you are looking at the wrong men. but im sure majority of the people now know that most men are invisible to women. so really, your kind are doing this to yourselves when you know you could drop the bullshit, be a decent human being and so many decent guys with good characters would line up to get to know you.
no sympathy.

What are those black marks though
It doesn't look like skin

>>39427937
Walk away... a pussy smelling like that is probably infected

>>39427970
females are an infection

>>39427926
I'd rather not. Try to get some joy out of life, OP. Adopt a positive mental attitude!!!

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orginanomomono

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>>39427984
heH x-dD

>letting your retarded friend play with your mantits

Fag.

Pic related would work fine enough, and you can say that it's a joke.

You'll turn your friend trans OP. He will put it on and will like it too much.

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>>39427604
Tard patrol
>Kill all the special ed kids
The bigger they are...
>Kill a fat kid
...The harder they fall
>Use his body as a meat shield
Bro's before hoes
>Spare Chad but rape and murder Stacy

>>39427604
Just like darksouls
>shoot ten cops

Getting an Upgrade.
>Find a better gun than your own on school grounds

shitty way to an hero, why do these faggots never look at the bigger picture?

>>39427476
Story? And originally please.

>>39427530
shot up a library and killed 2 librarians aged 48 and 61.

That girl shouldn't be wearing jeans. Girls and women should dress feminine, not masculine.

Annoyance because this thread has been posted yet again.

>>39427448
That is legit the douchiest man i've ever seen in my entire life.