Does anyone do a job from home? I do programming and I earn decently, but it means I don't really get out of the house much.
So what kind of places should I go in order to meet a woman?
I'm almost at the point where I become one of those hipster faggots in cafes with their Macbook
Your asking the wrong board for this
Go to a coworking space, not a gay coffee shop. Easier in the Bay area where I am
The normie answer is a bar, but I don't know the robot answer. Maybe online.
Did you know you can doublecum if you wind up one of your testicles before orgasm, and unwind it for the 2nd go?
>>37453913
DONT LISTEN TO OP
I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE CONDITION BUT THIS WILL FUCK UP YOUR BALLS.
Actually it hurts like a MF. Had a ball get turned around once and it was terrible.
>>37453913
Fuk u OP, I just tried this and now my gf is pregnant with half a baby :'(
What mental disorders truly, without question, make robots?
>>37453874
Alzheimer's
and
incessant masturbation
Aspergers is the official robot disorder
>>37453874
Severe autism
Schizophrenia
AvPD
So my best friends ex and I have stayed friends since they broke up.
Some facts:
>We regularly send memes/talk on fb messenger.
>She recently sent me pic related
>I knew her years before he did
>They broke up about a year ago
>He really doesn't like to talk about it
I'm socially retarded so help me out here,
is it okay If I'm friends with her of am I being a count?
>>37453804
What was the context that she sent you the picture
she just wants you to tell her that she looks cute
>>37453804
You're gonna have to choose. And if he's really that good of a friend, then consider this: she already left one guy. You could be her temporary boy toy. But the friend will probably stay with you through sleet and snow.
ITT: Robot musicians
>original
>>37453535
>Robot musicians
pic related and tube related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLycr98ZrVQ
>robot
>posts ghetto nigger
are normalfags even trying to stay hidden here anymore? It doesn't seem like it
>>37453535
Patrician taste OP Raider Klan are dank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RieCV1_fhs
GIT GIT GIT GRAAAAAAAAAAAA
PANDA PANDA PANDA
I'll take two pls
wsffwsbfbwsf pantha
wfsvfbvsw panda
wsfvdwsbw alanta
wsbfwsbfws panda
designer is normie tier. panda is like any stupid pop song ever made
Well now we know where most of /r9k/ lives
>mifl
How the fuck do you misspell an acronym
>>37453676
>milf I'd fuck to love
You fuck her to make her love you
Why are people searching "porn" on a porn site?
I have this urge to get married and have children, but have never had a romantic partner. What do?
>>37453443
I'm in the same situation and have the same urges. Yet I'm almost 21, have no job, and am in no financial situation to raise a child. But I strongly desire my own to coddle and watch grow up. Saw a young boy about 5 riding a bike and talking to his dad. It brought tears to my eyes
Arranged marriage or a mail-order bride
Well OP, I think we should both go on eHarmony/match/okcupid when we're ready. There's lots of women on there looking to settle down and have kids.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/top/?sort=top&t=all
Here's the path towards life on easy mode. Literally.
Unless you're physically handicapped there is absolutely no issue
you cannot solve. You could get a job if you tried. If you're fat
get a gym membership. If you're ugly then save up money for a
plastic surgery. That's all there is to it, stop overcomplicating shit.
Having good taste in music, cinematography or literature
doesn't mean shit in real life, you keep telling yourself that it
matters because of the false sense of superiority that it gives you.
Shut the fuck up and work towards your goals.
>>37453377
>are you even trying anymore
original sageroni
>>37453411
dumb pedo cartoon poster
>ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
>>37453258
*leave store without items*
*UNIDENTIFIED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!*
Fuggggg....
Best course of action is to be stoned af and aim for when the cuties are on shift. One look at the Magnums and tendies and she's taking sick time off to slurp seed in your NEETcave.
Has anyone else here been given a legit cuck fetish by coming here? Feels fucking shit man
does fucking a girl behind her bfs back count? I did that and it's kinda hot
>>37453280
How the fuck did you manage to pull that off?
Story?
>>37453323
she feels stuck in a relationship with a boyfriend she doesn't like so then we fucked "as friends"
>tfw asked a girl out I met on okcupid
>I just asked what, where, and when she wants to meet.
>this saturday for coffee (I drink tea)
This is my first date ever, what do I expect? Im 24 y/o virgin.
1 dont be such a failure
2 why are you such a failure
3 pretend that you care
4 why dont you care?
5 dont be to open
6 stop being so closed to people
7 just be yourself
8 your not very bright.
massive fucking advice coming up:
have fun.
girls have shitty girl lifes and they dream of a man who turns that shitty life to the fairytail that they have been waiting for. if they see that you have fun, they want some of that fun. you can try to be charming and say smart things and learn about picking up chicks, but the most effective things is still if they see that you get around, enjoy yourself, enjoy her company and not taking life too seriously all the time.
>>37454006
this
be fun, enjoy yourself
I am 5.6 and I just want it to end; I don't know how to survive with this body and the constant humiliation that comes with it. I don't even care about women or sex, I just hate the fact that I no one respects me and I feel like the world is compressing whenever I am around people; I stand on my toes sometimes to try to appear slightly tallet but it only makes me look stupid; I know it seems like a superfical point and I am sure that alot of people here have gotten used to rejection but I can't seem to get over it. I don't think I can ever forget about it. I am seriously considering just giving up. I know these ideas are irrational but I feel throughly inferior every time I leave the house; I think my parents don't even love me despite the fact that they brought me into this world and cursed me with their genetics.
>>37453219
Does that little gate and tower really protect anyone?
>>37453219
try talking to psychologist if it does not help you can and it
>>37453262
Maybe it was an ancient fort, and the walls fell down
Wrote 1800 words last night for my upcoming novel
Bench pressed 95 lbs for 3 sets of 8 the night before
Setting up a meet and greet to fuck a husband and wife together breeding them as a master / slave relationship.
Chad you better watch out.
Who else /selfimproving/ here
>95lb bench
Are you even trying? I guess since you're so lonely and can't get a spotter you need to play it safe but shit man.
>>37453136
I've never been strong with my chest, at my Max I was only doing 165 lbs but 205 squat
>>37453094
Great job anon, imagine if you worked like this for a few months what kind of great things you would accomplish. Consistency is key
Are there any robots in Tennessee?
I'd like to know because just about everyone I meet in Tennessee acts like a normie.
Yeah, what part of Tennessee?
>>37453113
Close to Murfreesboro.
I'm not giving out my exact location for obvious reasons.
>>37453186
MTSU anon? Or otherwise someone linked to the area?