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Living a relatively stress free life on the beach.

Using forms of escapism as your salvation from the horrors of life. For me it's anime.

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>>37457447
My... Endgame? Oh, come now, roach. Why spoil everything so early?

>>37457325
is this some new meme offshoot of vaporwave?

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>>37457340
it's been around since at least 2014, but it's one of the many subgenres of vaporwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWsJUFAZv4Y

>>37457370
This is basically ambient.
Tipper does good ambient.

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>>37457102
girls wetting themselves really gets me going desu, once jizzed after 10 seconds of tugging to a potato-quality vid of a girl wetting her jeans while driving

pee is disgusting imo but the act of peeing is hot asf

>>37457102
i go to /d/ or /aco/ to jerk off but i don't really get into it or think about sexual fantasies or anything. I don't even think about fantasies or anything except when I'm rubbing one out. I just bust my nut and clean up and go to bed and those thoughts totally go away.

If I'm talking to someone, the subject of sex makes me really uncomfortable and anxious.

alopecia girls
orginilalalus1234

>>37457071
She also compared me to Christopher Reeves...

yea that bitch was clearly on drugs

>>37457071
Proceed with caution, sounds crazy.

>>37457049
fake my death

>>37457345
This. I don't want a disgusting mixed kid.

>>37457049
Put on my boxing gloves and go off on that ugly monkeys stomach. Then beat that ugly EBT using whore half to death then have her chug bleach like its a 40.

I thought you were a boy

>>37456897
I'm like 70% sure the person in that pic you posted is a boy

>tfw you will never be a dad

Shave you dumb slut
Originallihjgungsrdrd

>>37456886
No, girls don't have ass hair

>>37456907
Untrue, sorry to break it to you. But it's nice and attractive if they are clean

>>37456638
Not you. You are too lazy to do anything about it.

>pitbull is raised by loving owners, by all accounts is a "normal" dog
>owners have a baby
>dog RANDOMLY TRAGICALLY WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING murders the baby
Pitbulls are vermin. Whoever did it did a good thing.

>>37456638
Well aren't you a chad now.

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Statement: KOTOR 1 and 2 are the best games ever made

>>37456443
Quiry: Why is OP such a tremendous faggot?

I can't help it.
Op is my fav robot.

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>>37456442
Pretty cool webm today.

And yes i really wanna have a vagina but not just to enjoy the live as a women.

I am just curious how it feels to be on the other side.

I think it makes you submissive if you are the fucked one. Must be cool to see if it fucks up your mind over time.

Why do you post this thread every day?

Post more webms.

I don't understand when men say they want a vagina so they could masturbate more, because I've never felt like it and have never orgasmed. If you were a woman, you probably wouldn't even want to.

>>37456392
i was an objectivist for a while, but now I don't think that man is heroic by nature, and I think that for an activity to be considered the noblest, it must be an end in itself rather than a means. Productivity is not an end, it is a means to that which is produced, and the product is not an end either, it is a means to alleviating hardship.

Then is alleviating hardship in your life the end? I don't think so either, because people exist with no hardship and they are afflicted with ennui for it.

I think objectivism is halfway there, but I think it assumes the competency and moral awareness of men, and those qualities are rare among men.

Nothing means anything. No one is meant to be here, co-BUUUURP-come watch tv

ayn rand is just like a dumb stirner but more edgy

>>37456276
Go to A for the haircut, because he cut B's hair. I remember this one from playing the game.

>>37456276
Obviously A, since he cut B's hair.
not very hard uwu

>>37456276
Barber A should cut your hair.
They wouldn't be able to cut their own hair, so they'd cut each other's hair. Barber A's hair looks like it was cut very poorly, meaning Barber B cuts hair very poorly, and Barber B's hair looks nice, meaning Barber A does hair well.

>>37456220
Wtf.

That threw me off for a bit.

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>>37456220
>see woman
>muhdik
>she opens her mouth
>day ruined

>>37456220

Then you shouldn't have any problems in finding traps attractive, congrats anon you are stuck here forever.

Shit you got some issues man

Weirdest place I've jerked it was a couple times when I was camping with my family in Yosemite. The bathrooms were awful but after a few days of going clean I tugged one out. So bored I wanked at least three times a day in there.

There was no Wi-Fi and I had to stand up during the process, so I may have looked like I was having a seizure whilst trying to get my hand unstuck from my dick.

They never suspected a thing

I jacked off in class once. I don't think anyone noticed because I heard nothing of it.

You don't...I have to keep typing because textless post are allowed.

>>37455808
bump
same but almost at age of 27

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>>37455808
yeah, no.

best thing you can do is accept reality and try to live your life.

t. 34 yo kv neet