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cont.

all that was really just background info heres the shit that really activates my almonds

>fast forward to mid-April
>it's My Moms birthday and she and her Husband are going to Comicon for the weekend
>asked my sister and I to watch our little brother for the weekend
my sister has a boyfriend and a baby and they live on his parents property in a separate apartment
>be at Mom's actually enjoying time with sister but still feel off
>she says that my Dad asked her to talk to me because I was "acting really weird"
>talks about how lonely she is too etc.
even though shes with someone that she loves, has a fresh new family, and spend alot of time with her boyfriends family
>I know shes just bored of taking care of the baby while her dude works all day
>still keep listening to her and decide to spill my guts a little as well
>she pretty much says the same shit she just said but differently
>"Oh anon I don't have friends anymore either" blah blah blah

>>37460848
I do legitimately hate when people say they have social anxiety but they have a bunch of friends and a significant other. I want to say to them "Bitch you don't even know what anxiety is".

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cont.

>realize that we're not the same and talking to her about this just makes me feel stupid
>conversation eventually ends, don't really remember how
>go home the day after that
>thinking about what my problem is
>it's so bad I haven't even fapped or got hard aside from morning wood
this greentext is really going nowhere now
>try to later that night to a doujin
>only get half hard and end up crying a little because the ending was really sweet
anyways
>somehow snap out of whatever the fuck I was in
>operate how I used to day-to-day
>except now I am even more self loathing than before

>>37460651
>>37460651
hey m8 how's it going

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I can talk some if you want.
Also Cocoa Puffs are top tier.

>>37460682
Halfway through a bowl of Cocoa Puffs, thanks

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Seriously stop.

>>37460534
And there lies the issue, one of them could say yes.

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>>37460571
>june 2017
>he's still here

If I could think of something I'd have done it. Idk.

toaster in bathtub

>>37460332
Have that lady sit on my face

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Yes.
>tfw you used to go to the EP mall as a kid

Are there any documentaries about malls.

I sometimes try to find video footage on youtube of malls from the 90s but have only found a couple. I really like looking at old photos of mall game stores to see their stock, etc.

>>37460971

There are a few YouTube series where dying malls are toured.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6yA7r6WfJo&list=PLNz4Un92pGNxQ9vNgmnCx7dwchPJGJ3IQ

I have a woman whom I love

Just talk to yourself you don't need social interaction

Here's a reply you dumb faggot.

Text anxiety? Help a fellow brainlet out

>>37460013
Smart but lazy has always been an excuse for retards, which I guess explains why you never realized it

>>37460058
This, everyone claims they were a genius in elementary school and just got lazy throughout highschool. Feels good having actually grades, SATs and career to back up my belief that I'm smart.

jamie the qt doctor

>>37459911
which idiot wouldn't choose jamie

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>a 6'2" doctor who looks like that
>virgin

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>>37459900
looks similar to a badass commie uniform

>>37459900
its pretty badass, mate.

>>37459900
Double dubs confirms your badassness. I'd hang with you fellow antisemite. Gas the kikes race war now.

>>37459786
"Fuck me."

Works everytime.

>>37459786
"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

orig

>>37459786
Hello. How are you doing? Are you looking for casual sex?

Fuck it why not

Originaldududu

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I'll join in too.

m00tblox

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oh yea lets get this party started boop boop

>>37459665
Drink a poisonous substance, slit your wrists down the road, and shoot yourself in the mouth at the proper angle as you jump off a bridge, building or other high place.

>>37459665
Lolllllol wherdyu live.?

>>37459665
You're not afraid that EMTs will come and save you anon. You're just a coward. End of story. All you need is 10 minutes to yourself, a shoelace and a doorknob. Stop lying to yourself and it gets easier.

>>37459584
tell her roasties aren't welcome here and to get the fuck off your board

spout as many memes as loud as you can when youre within earshot of her

Have sex in the grass under the stars

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>>37459463
>tfw the memes about trump playing 4d chess where true

>>37459463
It's a classic normie meme, like Dat Boi. Makes no sense, isn't funny, and is used by only the biggest of normies.

When did RC get so savage with their marketing strategy? Fuck i need to go buy some i think

What fetish OP, it cant be that bad.......

>>37459489
Getting fucked by a horse

>>37459172
well from your picture it looks like you're on week 3 of a DNP cycle