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>invite 5 friends to my birthday
>lots of food
>none of them give me a gift or even a card idc
Is it bad that I'm a little upset

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Skin insecurities thread/general body flaws thread

I have tons of skin problems and I was feeling down in the dumps about it more than usual tonight. Anyone else want to share their flaws?

>when I was 15, I made a mistake with a chemical peel, and long story short now I have patches of scarring in the middle of my right cheek. My dermatologist said this will go away with time but it could be years. I hate it. The redness is gone but the scars aren't.
>also on my right cheek, I have a receded scar from when I got a mole removed about a year ago. It's about a centimeter in diameter and bugs the shit out of me, nowhere near as much as the hypertrophic mole did before though.
>patches of skin on cheeks forehead and chin that are red and irritated sometimes, but sometimes not. Tried everything in the book on this.
>oily skin, so I look shiny all the time, escpecially on nose and chin
>small bumps on forehead that don't go away
>skin tags on face and neck
>dark bags under my eyes no matter what
>large pores on face
>dozens of moles on back and arms, and a few on neck and face. Want the ones on neck face and arms removed but on the back they are too numerous/nobody sees me naked anyway.
>fair skin causes most of these problems
>so jealous of black people


As other insecurities go, I have plenty.
>slightly yellow teeth even though I don't eat sugar at all, and I brush 3 times daily, I floss, use white strips and hydrogen poroxide mouthwash. It's infuriating. Had braces so no problems with them not being straight but this pisses me off.
>one eye is slightly lower than the other and a little droopy, only noticeable in photos.
>white as a ghost.
>really red nose for no reason in stark contrast to the rest of me
>random hyperpigmentation from god knows what in random places
>one nipple is fucked up and misshapen
>ears are red and stick out a bit
>I'm pretty thin, but I have a genetic flab of skin under my chin that makes me look like I have a double chin when I don't

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I'm tired of being fat but fruits and vegetables are so fucking gross

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>put random numbers/letters in gamertags to make the name original instead of actually creating a name
>think being a submissive male in a relationship is weird while accepting homosexuality with open arms
>feel the need to get validation on social media non-stop to the point where it invades everything
>show you nothing but contempt and disgust due to one of the only and last hobbies you enjoy being labelled dangerous and harmful despite barely affecting any of them at all(yes, it is /k/ related)
>expecting you to pay taxes for some roastie's abortion due to her mistake
>pretend to have debilitating mental disorders that they could not even fathom the pain of dealing with and not being thankful that they don't have them
>never shutting the fuck up and listening in classes to where you can't concentrate/hear and then crying about how they flunked and how the teacher is a dick

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How much does depression affect your libido?

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Fellow /pol/lacks of /r9k/! We are on the brink of victory! We are clear! We are just! We are badass! I feel badass in my uniform!

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>tfw you have low IQ but you've been told all your life you have high IQ

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Something that made me curious. Most of you guys are into feets, being humiliated, being abused etc. I always figured you guys should have huge ammounts of pent up anger and frustration. You know stuff that drives you to bdsm, violent sexual practices inflicted on the girl, humiliating her etc. Basically taking your hate on women out on them in a sexual way choking the life out of them. Which a huge number of women are absolutely into and down for.

Someone explain to me why!

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Hey guys I've got this like semi hard ring right under tje head of my dick and it hurts. Sometimes shows up after I masturbate a bit but now it's showed up more prominent than ever. Shit sucks.

You guys ever deal with anything like this?

Also post other dick injuries cause I think that would be funny

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ITT: Things normies say that piss you off.

>Be me at my old job
>Helping a customer out
>"You liked tired." Then looks away like I just made them really sad.

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>sisters hot friend stays the night
>only one toilet
>need a shit but too nervous to do the stinky when a hot girl might smell it.

Anyone relate or am I just autistic

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>allergic to semen

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How do I make my gf cuck me?

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How do I appear more confident /r9k/?

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hi. im a newfag. i hardly know how this site works but i figured i'd post a tard-tale here so here you go. i'll post another one later bout some kid named Isaac. probably wont be as entertaining tho as this one.

> be me, a middle-school kid with autism several years ago (kek)

> because I have autism i have to attend a program called SCIP, no idea what it stands for but whatever, for all i know it probably stands for Secure, Castrate, Immaturize, Protect

> most of the kids in the class are pretty ok. none of them are really tards, just high-fuctioning kids that don't happen to look or act like fucking chimpanzees

> one day though, probably when i was in 7th grade i think, this kid joins our class

> his name is tommy

> tommy looks a bit like the kid in the pic but he's got blond-ish hair and usually has a shit-eating grin on his face that looks like he's about to rape you or murder you slowly and painfully in his mold-infested basement

> quickly i learned that he had a habit of pinching and biting people, as well as pissing on the floor in the bathroom

> also his parents let him watch family guy and he frequently parrots words from the show, which honestly i kind of think it's why he was so fucking aggressive and unpredictable

before i continue tho, i wanna clarify that overall i've had 5 incidents with this kid i was directly involved in. there was a sixth that involved some random kid
also, there was a room build into the classroom that this tommy kid hung out in. it's basically the size of a small closet, with a glass window, a single light, a table and two chairs, a steel reinforced door and a fucking magnet lock that was activated by a big-ass red button
im referring to this room as the thunderdome
ok anyways lets continue. i'll post this in seperate parts tho bc of length.