>invite 5 friends to my birthday
>lots of food
>none of them give me a gift or even a card idc
Is it bad that I'm a little upset
>>37464453
>Is it bad that I'm a little upset
Not really, at least it warrants a look on how your friends are treating at other times imo. They could have a hard time figuring out what you like or they simply do not care about you much.
Anyway, Happy Birthday.
Kind of.. but maybe you shouldn't be such a putana
>>37464453
be glad you even have friends to invite.
Skin insecurities thread/general body flaws thread
I have tons of skin problems and I was feeling down in the dumps about it more than usual tonight. Anyone else want to share their flaws?
>when I was 15, I made a mistake with a chemical peel, and long story short now I have patches of scarring in the middle of my right cheek. My dermatologist said this will go away with time but it could be years. I hate it. The redness is gone but the scars aren't.
>also on my right cheek, I have a receded scar from when I got a mole removed about a year ago. It's about a centimeter in diameter and bugs the shit out of me, nowhere near as much as the hypertrophic mole did before though.
>patches of skin on cheeks forehead and chin that are red and irritated sometimes, but sometimes not. Tried everything in the book on this.
>oily skin, so I look shiny all the time, escpecially on nose and chin
>small bumps on forehead that don't go away
>skin tags on face and neck
>dark bags under my eyes no matter what
>large pores on face
>dozens of moles on back and arms, and a few on neck and face. Want the ones on neck face and arms removed but on the back they are too numerous/nobody sees me naked anyway.
>fair skin causes most of these problems
>so jealous of black people
As other insecurities go, I have plenty.
>slightly yellow teeth even though I don't eat sugar at all, and I brush 3 times daily, I floss, use white strips and hydrogen poroxide mouthwash. It's infuriating. Had braces so no problems with them not being straight but this pisses me off.
>one eye is slightly lower than the other and a little droopy, only noticeable in photos.
>white as a ghost.
>really red nose for no reason in stark contrast to the rest of me
>random hyperpigmentation from god knows what in random places
>one nipple is fucked up and misshapen
>ears are red and stick out a bit
>I'm pretty thin, but I have a genetic flab of skin under my chin that makes me look like I have a double chin when I don't
>>37464434
Op contuing
So many flaws I can't list them in one post
>random hairs on my face that don't come off when shaving and I don't have the will to go through and tweeze them all
>small chin
>eyes just a tiny bit too far apart
>bad neck hair on the back of my neck that I don't notice but I know others do
>bumps on the back of my arms
>pubic hair that I can't shave without it looking like the fucking Somme
>super hairy legs
>5 foot 11
>arms are literally like a chickens I don't grow muscle
>knuckle hair
>fat ass for a guy (I think)
>ass hair
>cowlick constantly
>hair grows in between my eyebrows that I have to pick
>randomly get veiny eyes and arms
I'm gross
>blonde hair
Fuckin hate it
>>37464434
I've heard that baking soda can help whiten teeth.
>tfw oily skin, bags under my eyes, small bumps as well, but i have the added super power of pimples on my arms
I'm tired of being fat but fruits and vegetables are so fucking gross
eat less lol
Pinch your nose while eating. There, problem solved.
>>37464416
You dont need to eat that shit, just eat at a calorie deficit and fulfilling meals. Chicken breast and nuts go a long way. Idk if you guys have it there but try eating Quark too
>put random numbers/letters in gamertags to make the name original instead of actually creating a name
>think being a submissive male in a relationship is weird while accepting homosexuality with open arms
>feel the need to get validation on social media non-stop to the point where it invades everything
>show you nothing but contempt and disgust due to one of the only and last hobbies you enjoy being labelled dangerous and harmful despite barely affecting any of them at all(yes, it is /k/ related)
>expecting you to pay taxes for some roastie's abortion due to her mistake
>pretend to have debilitating mental disorders that they could not even fathom the pain of dealing with and not being thankful that they don't have them
>never shutting the fuck up and listening in classes to where you can't concentrate/hear and then crying about how they flunked and how the teacher is a dick
>pretend to have debilitating mental disorders that they could not even fathom the pain of dealing with and not being thankful that they don't have them
You do realize millions of people have it worse than you, right, OP?
>haha I'm an introvert XD
that shit really makes my blood boil, I wish I wasn't such an introverted loser, I can't even greet people properly
fucking normies
>>37464494
This.
I don't get offended or triggered at much, but this shit gets to me.
Funny how some mental illnesses are seen as trendy to normies, such as anxiety and depression, but stuff like autism is seen as disturbing and weird
How much does depression affect your libido?
>>37464335
Why even care? It's not like we actually need a libido.
>>37464349
that's true, who cares about that.
>>37464349
I KNOW JUST TELL ME
Fellow /pol/lacks of /r9k/! We are on the brink of victory! We are clear! We are just! We are badass! I feel badass in my uniform!
cut your hair, faggotrino
>>37464324
No. It is badass and sets me apart from the wicked Jews! Praise Kek!
>>37464307
you posted this same exact picture days ago. i memorize repetition. why do you torture me, anon?
>tfw you have low IQ but you've been told all your life you have high IQ
>>37464229
this
>tfw you`re were that pseudo intellectual smartass in school everybody hated
>tfw you were so arrogant about nothing
i was a unironic fedoraguy
and i hate myself for this
I was always told I'm incredibly intelligent, but I know it's all bullshit. I'm not intelligent in the traditional sense, I just have a decent grasp of wisdom and able to give good advice.
There is no such thing as "high intelligence". Iq doesn't mean anything
T. 138 iq
Something that made me curious. Most of you guys are into feets, being humiliated, being abused etc. I always figured you guys should have huge ammounts of pent up anger and frustration. You know stuff that drives you to bdsm, violent sexual practices inflicted on the girl, humiliating her etc. Basically taking your hate on women out on them in a sexual way choking the life out of them. Which a huge number of women are absolutely into and down for.
Someone explain to me why!
>>37464061
I want to spank women, that's about it.
Humans are animals, that's why. And although a lot of women are into bdsm as a fantasy, not many dare to make those into a reality.
Still looking for that sweet, cute sub girl. Maybe I will find her one day.
Low self esteem goes two ways, some like me are angry and want to lash out because they hate themselves and everyone else and others fall into despair and want to be treated as badly as they see themselves because that's what they deserve
Hey guys I've got this like semi hard ring right under tje head of my dick and it hurts. Sometimes shows up after I masturbate a bit but now it's showed up more prominent than ever. Shit sucks.
You guys ever deal with anything like this?
Also post other dick injuries cause I think that would be funny
I've got a tiny little cut on my dick and sometimes it stings like fuck and other times I can't even feel it.
>>37463998
I have a hydrocele, my left nut is twice the size of the other.
My dick has curved to the left from jacking of so much with my right hand. Also there this one knobbly bit on it thats painful to touch
ITT: Things normies say that piss you off.
>Be me at my old job
>Helping a customer out
>"You liked tired." Then looks away like I just made them really sad.
>>37463947
Maybe they're tired too
>>37463947
A manager at my last job always told me to look happy. Really miffed me desu. I looked like I always did.
>Another day another dollar
>Another day in paradise
>[married man referring to his wife]: Let me go ask the boss
>sisters hot friend stays the night
>only one toilet
>need a shit but too nervous to do the stinky when a hot girl might smell it.
Anyone relate or am I just autistic
Courtesy flush.
An alpha would do a huge, foul smelling shit and not even flush it.
Don't you want to impress her?
You live there
She'll get over it
Just drop your cargo, faggot
>allergic to semen
How would you know unless you're a slut, slut.
>>37463802
Fpbp
Jhhjhhih
>>37463783
Does that mean my sperm is literally radioactive now
How do I make my gf cuck me?
>>37463775
Doesn't that photo imply that the guy the semen demon was kissing is the one that is getting the BJ on the 2nd panel?
Or is there a context here?
>>37463775
Why don't you have a guy piss on your front door while you're at it? Mental pieces of shit like you need a good kick to the back of the head and thrown to the wolves. fucking faggot.
>>37464091
It seems that way to me too.
How do I appear more confident /r9k/?
>>37463448
Watch this self-confidence video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjoheh, it's too late for you now anon
>>37463448
Go to the gym and dress well. Try keeping eye contact for long with friends and collegues
>>37463499
but I don't have friends or a job
hi. im a newfag. i hardly know how this site works but i figured i'd post a tard-tale here so here you go. i'll post another one later bout some kid named Isaac. probably wont be as entertaining tho as this one.
> be me, a middle-school kid with autism several years ago (kek)
> because I have autism i have to attend a program called SCIP, no idea what it stands for but whatever, for all i know it probably stands for Secure, Castrate, Immaturize, Protect
> most of the kids in the class are pretty ok. none of them are really tards, just high-fuctioning kids that don't happen to look or act like fucking chimpanzees
> one day though, probably when i was in 7th grade i think, this kid joins our class
> his name is tommy
> tommy looks a bit like the kid in the pic but he's got blond-ish hair and usually has a shit-eating grin on his face that looks like he's about to rape you or murder you slowly and painfully in his mold-infested basement
> quickly i learned that he had a habit of pinching and biting people, as well as pissing on the floor in the bathroom
> also his parents let him watch family guy and he frequently parrots words from the show, which honestly i kind of think it's why he was so fucking aggressive and unpredictable
before i continue tho, i wanna clarify that overall i've had 5 incidents with this kid i was directly involved in. there was a sixth that involved some random kid
also, there was a room build into the classroom that this tommy kid hung out in. it's basically the size of a small closet, with a glass window, a single light, a table and two chairs, a steel reinforced door and a fucking magnet lock that was activated by a big-ass red button
im referring to this room as the thunderdome
ok anyways lets continue. i'll post this in seperate parts tho bc of length.
INCIDENT ONE
> be me, sitting in one of the teacher's chairs
> spinning around merrily, just kind of chilling
> nothingcouldgowrong.jpg
> tommy decides to walk up to me and plop his fat ass in my lap
> apparently he wanted to sit in the chair but of course didn't have the mental capacity to ask me to move, or find another chair
> of course i freak out a little bit and the wranglers led him away before he decided to shit in my lap or something, thank god
INCIDENT TWO
> be me, sitting at a desk, innocently doing my schoolwork
> tommy comes up from my right side, he kind of just stands there for a moment
> he has that shit-eating murder-grin on his face, and suddenly he drops his pants down, revealing his ass
> despite how chunky he was it was smooth like a baby's and by god i won't ever be able to forget the shape and paleness of his asscheeks
> brainbleach.mp4
> wranglers quickly usher him away and i go back to doing schoolwork, traumatized for life
INCIDENT THREE
> again be me, sitting at a desk doing schoolwork as usual
> the room's lights are dimmed down, tommy has a movie on (The Little Mermaid) and he's watching it
> i get this weird feeling, like i'm being watched, and i instinctively look over at him
> he's leaning across from his desk to try and fucking pinch me with that rape-face on his fat little mug
> wranglers quickly catch him before the wolf siezes his prey and he gets dragged into the thunderdome wailing and screaming
> ioweyoumylife.png