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>>37465491
>What's it like to have a friend
FIFY

>>37465491
It's pretty cool. To be honest, things can get a little weird. It's pretty much impossible not to feel some kind of romantic attraction or butterflies as a result of fucking, and you have to be pretty good friends for that to be normal and fine.

>>37465542
I'm friends with benefits with this girl, she knows I like her and shit and we agreed to that because she doesn't want to be in a relationship even though we do shit that would pretty much mean we are in a relationship, but we still call ourselves 'friends'.
Idk if she feels the same towards me, anon, I'm pretty dumb and find it hard to tell. Is it worth asking her out? What's the worst that can happen?

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happy bday I hate anime posters

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>>37465433
How was your suicide, trannyshit?

>>37465433
Why do us over 25 year old guys stick around here?

Are you Israeli?

Because I highly doubt any American-Jewish girl would want to fuck any white man who isn't a Chad.

You get the fuck off this board

NEET is not a requirement for being a robot, but having a gf automatically disqualifies oyou

This is the original poster, For your information I'm English, and she pushed me into a corner

>>37465343
tough shit, social anxiety isn't an excuse to ignore your friends for all that time.

Shit friends. You must be young because that doesn't happen once people realize good friends are hard to come by.

I sometimes go months with no communication, but out of the blue I invite them over and we hang out like nothing changed.

>>37465343
I did the same thing for like 2 years, but I started talking to them again and got a xbox one to play games with them and we talk often now. they always want me to go over to their house but I don't. haven't gone out in public in a year.

>>37465279
and of course there was Dylan and Eric but the discussion after Columbine was mostly about shit like gun control, MI, etc. not really anything to do with their actual motives or the killers themselves.

>>37465279
It's because his manifesto is both funny and similar to what a lot of people here experience/percieve.

It makes them feel big to live through Elliot. He was also rich.

>>37465279
i think about him often , originally

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you're so cool anon, so dark and brooding.

>>37465253
I can feel something similar, but i do leave my room and house. There is a lot of evil all around us. I'm trying to resist temptation but its very hard. I just hope whatever God may exist takes pity on us

>>37465253
FURTHER DOWN

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>tfw getting too old and stupid for the future
>going to be culled in the NWO takeover

I don't understand the digital currencies.

>>37465213
Once you start learning about blockchain you'll be sucked in

Satoshi is one brilliant bastard

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Jesus christ. I'm gonna have a stroke

Stop trying to be what youre not. Its not worth changing for other people

Before you guys shoo this guy for having an ex, I think it's becoming more belivable nowadays.

My friend Jerald has a gf and he's always depressed as fuck. He's ripped at 190lb. I don't know its possible to be beta and have a gf, but its possible. I seen it with my own eyes.

>>37465053

I got left for a 62 year old, disabled man ( no huge money flow ). I'm 30.
Women are retarded whores.
Just jerk off it ends with the same result.
That is if your achievement from such is to climax with the other.
If it's not, and it's some sort of partnership women are too fucking screwed up to do so these days.
Sorry son.
Doesn't matter if you're beta or not.
They are scum.
The option is not to be gay. Don't ever let that cloud your judgement.
There's no going back if you choose this.
Jerking off leads to the same end result as sex with a woman.
It's the sense of partnership you seek and you won't find it in some slag.
All women are total shit. Just use them like they will use you. Rather you are beta or alpha doesn't equate here. Just use them.
They are worthless.

Best advice I can give from someone who has no friends in (((real life))) and no further desire for (((relationships)))
goodluck!

>>37465020
>he's a weeb
The only thing worse than a wagie to be quite honest with you famalam

>glorious Japan
Found the weeaboo.

>white piggu
>not staying home

>>37465008
It's INFJ central

INFJ's take giving advice seriously

/adv/ is meant to be super serious.

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yep, I definitely want advice from

Hey at least you're not me

at least yourre not a nigger

>>37464920
true man at lest you are not black

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obviously natura lis way better but

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okayyyyyyyyyyyy3y3y3

>>37464875
Good luck.

Also I like it when my dick gets sucked by lips with colored lipstick

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>>37464726
It's easy anon just forget about it

>>37464726
You can forgive, but it doesn't mean you have to let them back into your life or forget what they've done. You should try to give people another chance sometimes because everyone makes mistakes though, but if someone does something wrong to you a bunch of times it's okay to walk away.

I've learned that it helps if you just try to be nice and help other people instead of focusing on being angry. It makes you feel better to lift other people up who need it and are grateful for it than to look for vengeance against those people who have hurt you.

>>37464726
I often think I was supposed to be a girl.
I can't let petty stuff go, ever, and the most basic logic confuses me.

>>37464631
She goes on to say...

"I'm in my 60's now. No, not THE 60's, my 60's. I was the prime example of a true Lady in the 60's, but look at me now in my OWN 60's. Women need to realize their the fruit of their flesh is just that: fruit. It tastes sweet and delectable after ripening, but then it beings to sour and rot. That is the female existence I have had to come to terms with."

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I don't think there's a worse existence than being a pretty woman.

Life initially embraces you then throws you head-first in the mud. it's better to be just born in the mud.

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taylor swift is next.

You get the impression she's just desperately hanging onto beauty.

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>>37464519
Bump from op

Bumping for Kalle

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>>37464546
Ayy thanks