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So I got into my boss' email, facebook, netflix, etc.
in some facebook messages he talks about how bad and ugly the 3 is. Also he was cheating on what is now his ex-wife and is still having sex with with other women. Once we were talking about movies. He said he illegaly downloads them (like most people do). So I decided to do a MITM attack on him to see what he is up to. All the messages and logs are now saved on my computer.
What to do? Should I make an anonymous video with all these files? Or should I wait?
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what why did i type 3. i ment staff kek
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>>37466443
please by all means lets see moar
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You should definitly do this, and post result.
How did you manage to do so? Please do tell us.

And by the way, how come everyone is ignoring this original and interesting thread and keep posting in the shitty cuck-tier thread over an over again?

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you fucking people have the most insignificant "feels" i've ever seen in my pathetic fucking life.
>WAAAH SHE DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY TEXT
>WAAAH CHAD DOESN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH
>WAAAH NO ONE INVITED ME TO THE GROUP CHAT
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE ALL NORMIES WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN COMPLAIN ABOUT ARBITRARY SHIT

75% of you have NOTHING to be sad about and your "problems" are silly and boring as shit.
>it's not a contest
YES IT FUCKING IS.
you people make a point to do nothing else on this board but talk about how 'sad' you are, meanwhile you can't even make up some interesting shit to be sad about. jesus christ. ALL YOU FUCKING PEOPLE DO IS WHINE ABOUT SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SCHOOLGIRLS
So I say this with as much venom as I can;
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
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>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>GO FUCK YOURSELVES

ALL OF YOU. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.
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i don't think arbitrary means what you think it means.
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I've been saying this for years OP
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>>37466466
a classmate said that exact thing to me once a couple years ago. I think he was right.

>walking out of the market with groceries
>black man with a hand full of brochures approaches me
>As he begins speaking I cut him off
>"Sorry I don't have any spare change for you."
>He looks shocked and I walk away
Who else /patrician/?
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You're no better than a nigger if you like that comically out of proportion baboon ass.
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>>37466413
To be fair its probably not out of proportion, she is clearly just fat and using the "twist body" trick to appear thin.
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>>3746637
-Fem-nig begs for skrill
-First thing I get out 5 dollar bill
-She sees it
-Put it in my other pocket
-Take out 1 dollar bill
-Hand it to her
-asks me if she can have the 5 dollar bill
-She says"Need to feed my baby cereal"
-I says "no sorry"

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So let's say you could get the gf of your dream, she'd love you and will stick with you for the rest of your life, but the catch is, you'd have to wear a chastity cage cause that's her fetish, and you'd only be allowed to get off by getting fucked anally, either from her or by anal masturbation.
And you wouldn't be authorized to fuck her unless it's with a strap-on, and you'd get her off by giving her oral sex.

Would you accept it?
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>>37466375
No. That's taking it too far. I'd rather not have sex with her at all.
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I want to have cute little children and care for them like a mother, how is this possible if I'm only getting fucked?
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>>37466434
You can always get her pregnant via artificial insemination.

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>East London, 1 week ago
>About to get out of the bus, it's a bit crowded
>A guy comes up to me and says "You're a big guy"
>"What?"
>"You're a big guy"
>"Oh.. thanks"
>***says something I didn't quite understand***
>"Don't know, man"
>Get off the bus and try to take a path different than his
>Get home and realize that he probably saw me browsing 4chan on my phone and tried to initiate a conversation by baneposting irl

Holy fucking shit, I literally haven't had a friend in ages and I just wasted an opportunity to make one. I thought the guy was gay and was coming on to me, I probably made him feel fucking horrible as well.

If you're reading this, I'm really sorry dude.
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Too late OP, the damage has been dealt
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holy shit that was me the fuck, i had bronish/black crew cut right?
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you very easily could have been correct in assuming it was just a gay come on, or the guy could have been a gay channer trying to use baneposting to get to that b o i p u c c i

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>Spends most of his time inside
>Dedicates 99% of it to shitposting /r9k/ instead of playing god-tier games on his Playstation during the video game renaissance

why don't your own a PS4 yet?
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>>37466245
I do own a ps4 but I can never be bothered to play it.
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I own a PS4 but prefer my Xbox One. PS4 controller a shit.
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>>37466245
No im still platying ps2 desu

Did anyone else fuck up career wise? I choose med and I hate how much work it is and how much I have to deal with normal fags. I could have had a comfy as fuck life as a programmer spending my days getting blazed but instead I chose this absolute CANCER. Fuck me lads
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>>37466204
>went to college for software development
>went to uni for software development
>get a code monkey job
>leave after 2 years because it was literally killing me
>bar manager now and much happier
feels good desu
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>>37466244
Learn from this guy OP.
Open a bussiness. Either a medical one or just a bar/resturant. Probably will make you the same amount of money, yet less work, and you are your own boss.
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>>37466204
Not too late to learn programming yourself. School is a meme dude, a little dedication gets you further than any degree will. When you have some skill, go make your family some stuff for free to make it known that you can code and get them to spread the word. Soon enough people will come to you for their programming needs, and before you know it you're freelancing.

The world isn't black and white man, there's nuance and everywhere and hundreds of paths leading to thousands of destinations.
School is just one of hundreds of ways to prove your worth. Maybe try another.

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Do girls care if a tranny was in your dating history?
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who cares what women wants?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYlPhFj_3T0
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>>37466217
>that image

Kek. Who is that
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>>37466217
Mad Men is the greatest show ever made

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Let's settle this /r9k/, rank these male traits in terms of importance:

height
face
body type
personality
confidence
compassion
intelligence
humor
independence
wealth

Feel free to suggest others
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>>37466104
Obviously this is going to vary some from woman to woman, but I think this is a decent ranking for an average of women.

>Wealth
>Confidence
>Face
>Independence
>Height
>Humor
>Body Type
>Personality
>Intelligence
>Compassion
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>>37466104
>Social status
>Wealth
>"Confidence" (Assertiveness and general lack of care for female)
>Personality
>Humor
>Height
>Intelligence
>Compassion
>Face
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>>37466104
>Face
>Height
Everything else does not matter.

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I posted on this board a while back and I decided to kill myself on the train tracks. but I don't know whether to put my head or my neck on the tracks when the train comes. advice? thanks.
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You're a fucking nigger cunt.
Fuck you anon I hope you fuck it up and end up dying slowly in hospital in excruciating pain for a year you fucking asshole.
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>>37465880
One of the tax collectors? Fuck you.
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>>37465867
Your head on the track. Your neck will do just fine but you'll likely remain conciousness while decapitated for a minute or 2 which wouldn't be fun. Good luck OP, see you in the next life. Just make sure this is really what you want.

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"I have nearly been caught eating my snot on numerous occasions and at work I will scrape my nail inside my gusset to collect my pussy discharge. (Mine smells bad but tastes like very nice yoghurt, by the way)."

Tfw you just found out girls eat their dried pussy boogers.

https://www.skinpick.com/node/763
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what the fuck am i looking at in this image here
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Fucking originally end your life my gal.
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>>37465859
>https://www.skinpick.com/node/763
I can fap to this
original fap

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Whats your caste?
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>>37465751
The fucking loser
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600% OMEGA

Anyone who doesn't chose this caste has to get the fuck out!
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>>37465751
I'm alpha as fuck but I can't get women because of my height.

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Prove me wrong, wicked soul.
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>>37465717
Why would anyone here try to prove you wrong? That's like trying to get us to prove you wrong about none of us having girlfriends. Of course we don't know compassion or love, we've never been shown it. To us, it's just as much of a fabrication as Santa Claus.
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I can't prove you wrong, but I think a lot of robots do have love and compassion. They have lived lives of suffering, and for many that means an increased sense of empathy towards others who are in pain.
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I think robots are more ready to show compassion and kindness when the conditions are right. For the most part I've found that robots are good people who have been twisted and conditioned by the cruelty and suffering in their lives not to show it because it makes them vulnerable. And in their lives vulnerability has almost always been met with punishment. If you can't understand that I'd say it's you who is lacking in empathy, not the robots. General broad assumptions like that is also another barrier to them being able to express it.

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>tfw 27 y/o kissless virgin
>tfw dreamt last night that someone loved me
>tfw we kissed
>tfw we were about to have sex
>tfw my brain couldn't process what sex could feel like, so it told me to just wake the fuck up
Consciousness was a mistake
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I dream about fucking and getting blown a lot. Then it happened and it was surprisingly similar. Fingering a girl also felt a lot like I expected it to be.
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I dream about universes ending, the appocalypse in multiple ways
Last night the world ended due to every human being forcably hired in a corporation where no one was allowed to eat and everyone died of hunger
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I dream about getting late for work.

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So I just received a prescription for a drug named concerta. I have diagnosed asperger's syndrome and supposedly some concentration issues on top of that. I haven't started taking the pills yet, but I'm supposed to start the treatment soon so that I can inform my psychologist about it so that we can agree another appointment to discuss the results.

What am I in for?
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>>37465633
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE ASPERGERS TOO BUT THEY DENIED MY FUCKING CONCERTA SCRIPT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I NEED THAT SHIT FOR MY STUDIES I USED TO HAVE FUCKING ADHD DIAGNOSIS JUST GIVE ME MY DRUGS


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>>37465653
So do they actually work? I tend to get really exhausted after reading just a few pages of any book, even if the book is really interesting. I need to take breaks every two pages.
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>>37465633
Improved attention span, memory and motivation. It's a stimulant.

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