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But I do have one...I'm making her lose weight though from 230 to 200. I've posted pictures before here but don't want them all over the internet let alone this place

I WANT A HAIRY BELLY GF

These threads are awful and I say this as someone with a fat fetish.

>>37468793
With SUPER MALE VITALITY

>>37468793
>super male vitality
30%

>>37468793
Nobody cares and neither should you

>>37468789
Just play some GTA you demented fuck

>>37468789
just wait a few months and your mind will calm down and realize what an immature spastic you are

>>37468789
>I don't have any weapons nor enough money right now to do one, so FBI calm down.

Right, like that makes it all right

>whole discord is everyone sucking this guy schaden's dick
lame

>>37468767
Lies,shit discord.
If you go in you'll be bullied and branded as a cuck.

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EggsBumpadict

Congrats man, hope it all goes well.

And nice digits

>>37468666
cool op
NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Congratulations!

Don't fuck this up anon

>>37468491

Probably, anon. I've had the exactly same experience for about a month or two now. I've been on a full coping season much of the time. Further evidence for this assumption are the several religions which preach about reaching either gnosis, nirvana or moksha in an attempt to escape this cosmic game. Not sure, however, if you meant hell as in the christian sense.

write a book faggot

>>37468491
nah

this is pretty obviously an ebin "challenge" sim
>no aliens
>max entropy
>limited energy
>IQs capped

whoever's playing this is the kind of guy to settle on an island in dwarf fortress
can't say I blame him

>>37468463
None! The shopkeeper will give you back their bullshit currency as change.

>>37468463
$95 obviously original nalt

>>37468463
I think it's 80 bucks

Price of the set: 310

Camera is 300 more than the case and case is the cost of the set minus camera price

Price of camera is 290
So case costs 310-290=20 bucks

You gave him 100 so he should be giving you 80 in change

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>>37468380
how small do you have to be to receive such question?

>>37468393
6.5 inches sad face

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>>37468498
>6.5
I wish baiters tried to be more convincing

yup, it gives me a creepy feeling.
people are going overboard with their vanity.

some women i look at them and my first impression is fright. it looks like they're walking around with face paint on.

>Makeup every day
>Doesn't shower everyday before leaving the house

fuck
no

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>>37468367

>dyes hair
>naturally dark features, but dyes it blond

Disgusting.

2/3
>every day we spend toghether fall more in love with her
>she kinda starts flirting with some other guy of our online friends
>think "ok anon, here we go, time to suffer for another girl"
>spend week with friends, have a great time, but have to see her flirting with the other guy
>everyone returns to their cities, ok maybe now I can have a chance
>ask kevin and natally if we can go out with her cousin some time
>natally figures out I like here, so she gives helps me
>natally's cousin (let's call her Lily from now on) is in a relationship with some asshole that treats like crap, doesn't love her and is way hotter than me
>become Lily's close friend over a couple of months
>meet one day with kevin, natally and lily at natally's place again
>go to natally's room, she and kevin start playing games Lily and I lay in the bed talking and shit
>first laying looking up, just like friends nothing more
>after some time we are facing each other
>start spilling some spaghetti "i-is she fl-flirting with me"
>she starts caresing my leg
>spaghettioverflow.jpeg
>literally shaking
>"holy fucking shit anon is this happenning righ now?" think to myself
>she comes closer to me and we kiss
>maybe best thing I've ever felt
>we kiss for some time and I finally have to leave
>happiest day of my life
>after a week or so she leaves her boyfriend for me and we start dating
>she actually loves me wtf
>she's just amazing and I'm completly in love with her
>after a year and a half or so her personal problems start to really mes with her
>she has kind of a shitty life besides me, she's poor, familly all messed up, her grandpa dies, etc.
>relationship goes on, but it's not quite the same now
>flash forward another 2 years
>relationship has gone worse over time, even almost broke up a couple of times
>we meet another couple through a friend of lily, don't really like them but lily does so we spend some time toghether
>lily starts hanging out with the guy, think it's kinda ok, he's with a girl

3/3
>2016 new years eve, i'm going out of town with some friends and spend a couple of days out
>lily tells me that that guy has invited her to spend new years eve with him and a couple of friends, think that's fine
>come back after spanding those days out, she seems weird and distant
>she tells me everything is fine
>later that day find out that guy left her gf before newyear's eve
>"ok now I don't like any of this" think
>literally 8 days after new years eve she tells me that she wants to break up
>tell her to think about it for a couple of days, think we can save the relationship just like a couple of times before
>worst two days of my life thus far, we didn't talk
>after two days she tells me she wants to talk with me
>she comes to my place
>she breaks up with me
>worst day of my life
>literally screaming in pain, crying while hugging her like the beta I am
>ask her if that guy has something to do she tells me that he doesn't
>"yeah, how long do you think is it gonna take you to star dating him?"
>"anon I've told you he has nothing to do with this"
>2 days after that she starts dating him
>tfw she did to me the same that she did to her previuos asshole boyfriend
>depression kicks in, don't talk with anyone, spend nights alone getting drunk at home, even if I go hang out with friends, just be there silently and get drunk
>cry myself to sleep every night
>don't talk to kevin or natally almost ever
>eventually start getting better after some time, friends making me go out had a huge role in my recovery
>flash forward a year and a half
>today
>gather the courage to text her
>waiting for her to answer

I'ts been a year and a half and I still love her, anyone else relates?

>>37468376
You have terrible taste in women. she was spewing red flags from the start

>she's going through some rough times
>she kinda starts flirting with some other guy in the friend group
>invited to spends new years with him and a couple of friends

to me, it sounded like a train wreak from the start.

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>getting seduced by the hottest chick from your high school during a house party and fucking her upstairs with dull music blasting through the walls
>losing your virginity to "the girl next door" type of girl in your comfy 90's room
>hate fucking the shit out of that annoying 5/10 girl you know

>having a monster dick
>laying it on her tummy first so she can see how deep it'll go
>teasing her with tip
>jokingly saying 'oh no it don't think it's going to fit'
>making her beg you to put it in

>cum over a nice (girl)tummy
>sleep on tits

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>>37468204
>Tfw no bf to lightly bully me over public vc in games

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>tfw no steam/discord bf to bully me and call me names

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>tfw brown trap bf bullied me last night with his benis

So what are you going to do about it? You clearly have a goal in mind.

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if you want something, you must sacrifice to attain it, especially something of that nature.

>>37468121
I try to improve myself by working out, getting more confident, having fun hobbys and becoming more interesting to girls in general but nothing seems to help. I feel happier since I stopped wallowing in self pity all day and do something instead. Still the results are zero. Another year will pass without a gf or sexual relationship. It's frustrating.

>>37468043\
also i need glasses to drive my vision was fine until i spent my whole adolescence in front of a computer screen

>>37468043
I had a similar problem.
Your health will weaken if you don't go outside a lot. It's like your body is shutting down because it's not used probably.
All you need to do is go outside for 30 Minutes a day and do light exercises.

>>37468076
You did a lot of permanent damage to your body but please change your life style a little to prevent further damages

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>burst out with laughter from seeing something funny
>instantly feel self conscious and think that the person in the same room thinks I'm just faking laughter to look like a normal person cause I'm so lonely and miserable
>can't remember if I found it genuinely funny or if I was just fooling myself
Any fellow robots know this feel?

>>37467982
>the person in the same room
What person? How do you life

>>37468019
Sorry by in same room I meant my sister who is in a completely different room next to mine, just didn't want to seem like that much of a loser...