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Eat turkey instead faggot

Your farts must smell deadly.

>>37470235
>I sometimes go weeks just eating 12-24 eggs per day
Never skip egg month

thats an amazing image
also your a normie xd

>>37470113
r9k's faggot oringale keeping from just giving you a simple three word approval for posting this so here's a thumbs up

jk lmao

Never have I been as close to suicide as today.

>>37470107
>tfw the lads in your hall in uni had a chart to see you could bang the most women every semester. And you came last, with 0 every time.

Malaysian here, wondering about how would you feel if the whole Malaysia,indonesia and Singapore and brunei combine together and have Singapore as the main city to become a big power

>>37469937
She deserves to be happy, women have it hard in the world.

Most likely. Thats what all women do at least once a week.

>>37469937
You should break up with her then.

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Day 1
I was always pushed aside, not invited and slipping further from the norm
To believe you're just "late to the party" or a "late bloomer" is far more emotionally torturous than self-admission.

>>37469935
How did your life go to shit, were you or your brother the father?

>>37469935
Why did it affect you so?

>17
>get a mental breakdown in psych ward
>try to chew my hand off
>soon get caught and tied up

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I wasn't really trying to commit suicide, but almost died because of rage

>get off 8 hour wage slave fuck mcdonalds shift
>get home gf is emotionally abusive, starts fighting with me
>take a klonopin to control my anxiety and panic
>she doesn't care and continues to belittle me
>kpin not working, so decide to take a shot of tequila to act as a catalyst
>still fighting with gf, 1 shot turns to 3, turns to 5, eventually I'm really fucked up, drinking out of the bottle
>right before I blackout
>grab a steak knife out of rage and slash my legs and arms up, huge deep gashes
>blackout
>gf leaves, I wonder around ,my apartment, go outside, bleed everywhere
>come back in my apartment and pass out on the floor
>gf comes back to check on me
>she can't wake me up, she calls an ambulance, they can't wake me up
>4 breathes a minute
>wake up in hospital with breathing tube
>120 lbs, bac was .28
>stay in psych ward for 2 weeks, rehab for 2 weeks

I wasn't even trying to kill myself

Never, I have no need for attention
>>37470183
This one is funny. Reminds me of a king of the hill episode

lol good luck OP

>>37469669
But then you'd only be a quick fuck for them, one and done, because you would just be a non virgin after the first time.
Who'd want that?

>>37469710
>get rid of your virginity
>do it with a woman who would be happy to do so rather than tolerate it AT BEST

Seems like a win

>>37469637
Ah yes, come one come all for the autistic roulette of rejected fiction authors and the few stupid enough to believe it and ruin their lives over their incest fantasies. Staring unforgettable characters like Ella and Laura. Coming to a theater near you.

>>37469677
Thanks for the original contribution friend

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Why are there so fucking many of these threads? I don't get it.

It will be like waiting at the doctors office except not at a doctors office

>>37469556
If the mail wasn't certified, don't go. Most of the time they'll skip over you and if they do contact you, just say you didn't recieve anything in the mail.

they're all going to bully you

>>37469507
Yeah lemme get a haircut like that and I'll think about it

Fuck his boipucci instead for trying to assert dominance over me.

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gorget

>>37469271
I met my online boyfriend in real life after about a year. We only were together for 2 weeks, now we haven't been together IRL for more than 2 years. We still talk occasionally but not every day, but neither of us have found a new partner. Is it over or is there still hope left?

l'm happy for you.

>>37469324
Thanks. I spent a year or 2 trying so hard to deny my feelings because I was so sure it could never work out. I think spending so much time on this board made me a little too pessimistic.
Eventually one day I decided i wanted to take a shot at being happy and for once it actually worked.

>>37469314
If you think there's hope, maybe there is. Who knows,

Whats the issue with him doing that?

>>37469319
This
Whats so bad about having a nice smell in the air? It's better than the smell of gasoline or trees.

>>37469205
He probably will, since grilling things produces carcinogens in the food.

>>37469085
FUCK THESE THREADS. I'M TIRES OF THIS SHIT

>>37469102
Dumb wage poster

>>37469085

I'm actually awake superior NEET overlord but I wanted to make sure I read your entire post before speaking so that I do not interrupt your morning coffee. Unfortunately like most wagies I even work on weekends! So I had to drag myself out of bed at 8am just like you. Except I had to stay up until 3am just to make sure I had some time for myself so I am miserably tired. My days off are during the week. Which are not optimal for self improvement.

>>37469066
cos you are literally being a faggot weakling homo reject of male human nature

>>37469087
I'm a woman

And I'm sorry but I don't view men who are close to their friends or freely express their emotions as homosexual or weak

Maybe like 50-75 years ago it was totally fine for men to do this, before being gay was normal. And now men are so obsessed with not seeming gay that they repress their emotions and friendships, even though no one gives a shit at all and only thinks you're gay if you say you are and actually date men. It makes zero sense.

>inb4 women won't date me if I have emotions
That is such retarded logic, it's like saying that women shouldn't have jobs or do what they want to do in their lives because then men won't want to date them, who gives a shit? Why would you tailor your life around being able to get dates instead of just doing what you want and living your life how you want to?

>>37469120
healthy male friendships don't revolve around being emotional and needy. as men, it's a psychological requirement for you to build your own life. healthy male friends are people who have their own lives but find comfort and comradery in each others' company. this is something neets and people who live online don't understand because they're too far gone from being able to take care of themselves and live their own lives.

men cannot live their lives how they think they want, there's only one path that leads to a healthy and desirable conclusion, and that's not being a clingy faggot and running your own life

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>>37469023
>tfw welcome here

What if I did some of those after I started coming here?

I don't give a fuck about your opinion OP