red flags for males
>single bed
>>37473372
What's the point of not having a single bed if you're living by yourself? It just saves space. What's the point of not using a single bed?
>>37473372
Checkmate roastie, I sleep on ground
>>37473405
to be honest sleeping alone in a bigger bed is amazing. you have so much space. if you are not living in a really small flat, get a big bed now.
What are the odds that an escort is actually a cop?
>>37473090
There's a chance, I heard they shut down some hooker sites recently
If there's one thing that deserves the time and resources of our law enforcement departments, it's definitely the fact that autistic beta males might be paying to lose their virginities
>>37473123
Yeah, but law enforcement doesn't give a shit about bettering the community. They just go for easy arrests for easy money.
>>37473090
If you use a legit escort "company" absolutely zero.
The girl I fucked last night told me that in the last two weeks, two of her orbiters had gone insane with frustration and said they couldnt' be friends anymore.
I guess I'm the dude who is fucking the object of your oneitis, and thought I'd come and make a thread to share insights or thoughts.
To get started, she has absolutely no romantic or sexual feelings for these men, but enjoys their company.
>>37473012
Are you posting here to piss off the orbiters?
They are physically unattractive men. They are overweight, poorly kept, have le epic beards but are well into MPB. They do not work out or pay attention to their clothing.
Though they'd just effectively ended a years-long friendship, she seemed to think very, very little about what she might ahve to do without because of the emotional complications of their platonic relatinoship.
>>37473049
Kind of. I used to be like you guys and I sincerely have a soft spot for people in that situation. I don't think less of you, i just think you need soem direction This is not meant to be condescending at all.
Has life improved/changed for you in the last couple of months?
>stopped being fat
>stopped fapping to anime
>stopped fapping to anime
>improved
>>37472984
>finally got a scope for my moist nugget
>also got an early 90s model Chrysler New Yorker
feelsgoodman
>>37472984
>Stopped being fat
How do I go about doing this?
is this a good result
Meme score
Do you have a job?
;''11
I consider myself a Liberal Nationalist.
Since SAGE told me to post here:
>be me, 20 year old virgin
>go to biological father's house, which happens to be next to my aunt's house
>haven't seen either in 12 years, more or less
>girl emerges from aunties house
>it's muh 17 year old cousin
>as soon as she sees me, she comes running and tackle hugs me, saying how happy she is to see me again
>she invites me to her room
>we talk about basic shit like anime and our childhood
>she brings up the kiss I gave her when we were little
>suddenly leans into my ear and starts whispering some really naughty shit
>for some reason, my heart decided to grow a boner for this skank
>I ignore this and we talk for about 3 more hours before she talks about lewd stuff again
>telling me that I like lolis and that she looks like one
>she then lifts her shirt to expose her E-cups
>holyshit.jpg
>fast forward to now, my aunt called us down and we're now sitting in the living room
>whatthefuckdoido.wav
>my heart boner won't go away
>I'm typing this right now as we're cleaning up the house
>she kept saying that we're family but she keeps calling me "Onii-chan" with the cute voice and everything
>this bitch knew it was turning me on
Imagine your nephew coming back after 12 years to smash your daughter
What do.
(Originally on /adv/)
>>37472938
there is an incest general in the catalog already
too lazy to link it tho since im phoneposting and my obese fingers make linking on phone difficult
just search for 'hug your family' and it should show up
at least you arent a normie its comforting to see another robot with all these fucking normie rotfrauds invading our space
>>37472938
Record it. You'll regret if you don't--and it protects from false rape if all fails.
So that's your bepin?
Oh..
>>37472902
what?
Who are you even?
Take that tiny thing away from me
>>37473074
why does your hair look like lettuce
were you born like that?
this board is shit because the mods aren't robots and not
banning normies. solution? a place with robot mods. help
building the most active r9k (discord dot gg/ WXkkjr7) yet.
ubmp
Make Danbo server mascot
>>37472836
I'm just done with this place, dude. There's no saving it. Normalfags always win and always get what they want.
>you're sitting in your room playing minecraft
>she slides her her hand up and down Chad's shaft
>you're currently playing Dishonored 2
>Chad has already dishonored her, too
>>37472789
hearty kek
>you're browsing your board in your room alone
>he's growing his gallery saved on his phone
>you're in your room writing sad frog poetry
>chad here, she's in my room blowin' me
Come in and share some saturday evening feels. Feel free to play something on the jukebox. All drinks are half the price today.
Jukebox:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8FYYCI8MW8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pUL7u-mYqA&t=991s
If you're feeling suicidal, you've come to the right place.
Because I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>37472718
Any specific reason or just the usual feels ?
>>37472760
Just emptyness, the only way I feel like I'm doing something is when I take care off others, but I can't even properly take care off myself.
>Pro-lifers BTFO
>>37472599
>read until the decision
>can't decide
>read on to see what ops point is
Am I a true pro lifer?
>>37472599
>you saved the baby
Wrong, I made you drop the baby because I wanted to make your smug ass suffer
>>37472599
Good argument. I made it once. It didn't work and I lost a friend in the heated discussion, because he got very passionate and wouldn't even let me back down and stop. During the divorce he took a few other friends we had in common.
Conclusion: don't try to argue with peasants. They get violent and win.
How many days do I have to not eat to get skinny? I'm chubby right now, on day 2 of nothing but water.
>notlikethis.gif
What you need to do is exercise and eat healthy, anon. Starving yourself is not the way to go. Try looking for some advice on /fit/.
>>37472639
dont listen to him
its a scheme by the nwo to sell you expensive gym memberships and diets
drinking nothing but water works fine + it doesnt shrink your balls
>>37472639
I'm too lazy and anxious to exercise, and can't afford/am too dumb for healthy food. Not eating is literally the easiest thing I can do.
i want to get into gaming again but i find a lot of genres terrible (ex. moba and fps). any game suggestions?
Rosetta Stone is fun
Life is Strange
>tfw she'll never be your gf
>>37472546
i've learned all the languages i'd ever want to.
>>37472556
played it a while ago
What body type do fembots and gaybots prefer the most?
>tfw skinnyfat
fuck
>>37472497
Ottermode / skinnyfat
Fembot checking in, I prefer chubbyfat and skinnyfat the most. Muscles are kinda ugly and make you look like a normie. Plus I like cuddling with things that are nice and soft.
You've heard of "that kid" threads, now get ready for
That parent
>That mom who got Pokemon cards, and later beyblades banned because they were "distracting children"
>That dad who taught Physical Education and was outed as a pedo years later
>That mom who always said "You can't go outside before you eat"
>tfw now it's the other way around
>That dad who was arrested for conspiracy to sell weapons of mass destruction to terrorists and got put away for life
>too sick for school too sick for video games
completely oregano post