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>>37475552
Why not post some nudes first?

Why do you need to kill yourself in the next 3 days?
Too bad I'm not in the UK though.
>>37475604
Also this.
You don't have anything to lose if you're gonna kill yourself anyway.

I'm in and I'm also totally not going to briefly save you, dissuade you and then ghost you, leaving you worse off than before

>>37475514
I don't care about cars

>>37475542
more specifically why do people care about cars going fast? You generally can't drive nearly that fast anyway.

t. cheap 2001 econo-box

>>37475645
>more specifically why do people care about cars going fast

Because faster > better.

Duh.

>>37475498
>Just when I thought tfwnogf was fading away, this shit happens.
Get used to this. Unless you can go full neet/hiki, that shit will always happen.

>>37475498

be careful you don't get roped into being an orbiter but you probably will

>>37475601
>be careful you don't get roped into being an orbiter
Not a chance. I am terrified of people. I don't even talk to her unless I am at work, and even then I don't initiate conversation with her.

>>37475488
It's only acceptable whenever it doesn't offend anybody and aligns with their beliefs.
This is the world we live in and i hate it just as much as you do, anon.

>>37475903
Also, you're right about interracial marriage being degenerate and that not everyone is equal. Some people just can't accept truth.

>>37475488
join us we have free speech: help
building the most active r9k (discord dot gg/ WXkkjr7) yet.

>>37475406
do you eat desiccant pellets?

>sometimes just roll in bed for hours
>when I stretch I yell really obnoxiously
>once when I was little I tried to pee through a circle I made with my fingers, ended up missing, hitting my hands and drenching myself in piss

Being officially diagnosed with autism

>>37475400
How do i manage my hair when it's in the stage between medium length and long length? It's really awkward and shaggy right now, and i have to wait a while before it grows out. Should i use products?

>>37475452
are you using the right kind and amount of shampoo/conditioner? some chemicals in certain brands of shampoo fuck my hair up, so I'm using ogx coconut milk shampoo right now and it's helped.

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>>37475400
>if you're balding or thinning, please stay out!
>tfw have had long hair since I was 13 but started noticing my receding hairline this year

I'm not even stage 2 yet but I'm only 24

this is gonna suck isn't it

life sucks for a lot of people
it might get better or it might get worse
its your call

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>>37475376
I've never felt that way but instead of committing suicide you could try to better yourself? I don't know what through, I think you'd have to figure that out yourself but you seem nice enough. Keep trying OP.

>>37475376
>black to top it off
Take this from a fellow blackbot, don't be ashamed of your blackness (if that is what you were implying you were)

>>37475339
>My current girlfriend is 26 years old (I'm 24), and she has had several partners before me.
Yes, she probably had Chad's cum on her face.
Yes, she probably took Chad's dick in her ass.
Yes, she probably screamed his name during sex.
So what? I've also done the same to other girls before. It's normal to live out your sexual fantasies in a relationship.
Why do you guys care so much if a girl you like isn't a virgin? Will you really turn down a girl because she had a boyfriend before? It's okay if you have high standards, but unless you're 16 years old, you really shouldn't expect to be with a virgin anymore.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37475339
Did she screamed his name while having sex with you? If yes, that's pretty fucking sad.

That aside, I agree with everything else. If one expects virginity, one will stay a virgin himself.

>>37475339
>Will you really turn down a girl because she had a boyfriend before?
Yes, I did today actually.
It's really not that big a deal, I just mention that I've never dating and ask them if they have. If I don't like the answer I either ghost them or say I'm waiting for marriage(which I'm actually fine with).

Totally original and innovative bump

Move to Ukraine

>>37475323
Become religious

t. Los Angeles

Why is her asshole so huge?

>>37475186
Why would I be jelly? I have a big dick too.

>>37475539
how big? I thought big dick dudes couldn't be robots

>>37475173
What site? It was probably a hookup app/site and you were just too autistic to realize it was for ONS and not dates

>>37475225
This site. 4chan's /r9k/ board.

>>37475173
Don't worry.

If you can get a girl to suck you off you can get a girl to become your gf.

and we care because...?
people should stop with these "im rich" threads. nobody gives a fuck, sincerely.

>>37475191
It amazed me how retarded the average normie is with money

>>37475191
>t. Poorfag

Oriiiig

>>37475013
>shitty clothes (so he is not rich)
lel what a moron.

ITT: things that never happened
orrgrgr

>>37475053
Except it did... Too bad I couldn't take picture because it happened in like 15 seconds, he was walking her to the train station, she got on the train, and got out on the same station as I did.

Guys... were you fucking lying all this time to me?

>>37474952
no i want to die pure besides
>Fap
>you you only have to clean your cum
>have sex
>you have to clean diapers
>inb4 use condoms hurr durr
>you still have to clean yourself of the sweat and clean the cum and if your partner on her days the prepare to clean that disgusting shit

>>37474952
I tried the no-fap/no-porn things. What it made me realize is that I just have zero motivation in general. Even when I hadn't fapped for a month I didn't suddenly start finding the price of real life worth it. I wanted to fuck, but not badly enough to get a job, talk to women, etc. Like how I also want money but not badly enough to get a job, or how I want to not be fat but not badly enough to exercise, etc.

>>37474952

I'm good looking but a little bit fem. I've had girls hit on me but I never had the confidence to ask them out. I realized I'm a beta bitch, so I started crossdressing. I found a daddy to spend the weekends with. He makes me dress and act like a girl, do chores around the house, and makes me suck and take his dick on command.

Eventually you just have to realize you aren't meant to be a real man.

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>>37474931
I've never really known what it is to be poverty stricken? Can't truly relate but I pass along my deepest wishes of betterment for those who are.

>>37474931
I grew up rather poor
>outdated computer when finally got one, most games were 5-10 years old
>for a big part of childhood, "video gaming" meant a NES hooked up with an old bnw television and a couple of games for it
>had internet once a year for 10 years, whenever there was a 30-day free trial available (in practice this meant 1-2 hours of internet a year for me)
>clothes were often bought at second-hand stores, and when I was very young (below school age), mother would also make some for my brother and I
>didn't get to travel aboard until in my teens, in some years didn't get to travel at all
>got bullied in school because of poverty

I'm not that poor anymore, but it still affects me
>had the same phone for almost 9 years, didn't get a smartphone until last year (and even that is far from a flagship model)
>haven't bought new clothes except some underwear and socks since 2015
>very hesitant to buy anything new at all

Can you get a job? Getting at least $60 at the end of the day will shoot your conditions up dramatically.