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>>39430144
Literally on the spectrum and my parents/doctor thought it was ADHD so they made me take adderall (which totally isn't just legal meth lite) during my formative years which fucked my head up for a long time.
Finally got it sorted out though and I'm doing ok now. Still don't understand social cues but I can mostly bluff my way through that.

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>>39430144
a mix of different things, sir, a major part of it being despair, sir.

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>>39430144
French toast and Smack 'ems, you dumb dumb retard.

>>39430116
Is thot pronounced like "thought"?
Or is it pronounced like Thoo-ot. Sort of like a toot sound?

>>39430134
Yeah it's pronounced like thought

>>39430134
thot is pronounced thought

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>How was your first time smoking weed?
Great. I was alone in my room. It wasn't that amazing because I had done Shrooms twice before, and shrooms are way stronger.
>Was it fun?
Yes. I watched animes all day.
>Was it shit?
No.
>Do you still smoke?
Yes. It helps a lot with my depression.

Did I smok it?
>yes
How did it go?
>basically like a big bug got near me and then I saw it.
>the weed
>then I smoked it
>fun
>I had fun
>then I had fun

Brain damage general yay!

>in kindergarten, after school and a big storm. i was in school late. an early winter sunset was shooting radiant golden rays of evening light through the black rain clouds. my future oneitis was having her hair braided by her dad for dance practice or something. i was listening for thunder outside.
>my mother saving the nonsensical notes that i wrote her when i was learning to write. most of them were about how i loved her and my stuffed cats so much.
>my father teaching me to throw a baseball and shoot a basketball when i was a little kid, and even though i was a little pussy he still was happy for me when i got better
>having a close friend who was a girl, rose, in 1st grade, and running around in the woods by my house with her and pretending to spy on people, then going in and shooting water at my cat with syringes until it got pissed and ran away.
>saying half-seriously that i wanted to marry the same girl when i was in 3rd grade, getting giggled at
>running around with this kid, micah, and showing him my dick and drawing dicks and butts on pieces of paper and getting in trouble in school (probably why i am a little gay now)
>making a whole bunch of gross mud with the same kid and throwing it at the house, and getting in trouble for that
>making a """""""horror movie"""""" with my friend about giant leeches that terrorized a hiking trail
>talking for hours about inane stuff like alcohol fermentation with my (still) friend, andrew, when i was in 4th grade, and being too much of a little bitch to comfort him when he broke something made of clay that he really liked. i still feel bad for him - i don't remember what it was but he really liked it. if i asked him now he wouldn't remember probably
>being friends with this poor bum kid with an alcoholic mom and trading toy trains with him

>>39429980
>getting nightmares as a kid from playing to much vidya so my mom made me stop playing rayman

>>39429980
Bumpa

Originatololi

>>39429951
>liking penises isn't gay guys... Right???!!!

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>>39429951
Iktf.
>tfw no robot bf to sissify me

All the guys who want traps are gay ass homos,just case they dress as a girl doesn't mean there female,there male as you are faggot hope you never find one.

>>39429858
>synthol
eeewwwwww

I don't have any personal success either.

>>39429858
Change that age 20 to 25 and you're a little bit right.

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>>39429853
Purge my nuffer, I'm about to binge here in an hour ?!

>>39429853
hahahahaha fat fucks kys

>>39429948
Daddy?dada?

>>39429769
No. Literally impossible for pixels to rape anyone in real life.

I'd just say sit boy

Really puts my anal virginity into perspective

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ami is /oureinstgirl/

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>>39429734

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oregano cum in my hat

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>>39429734
>inb4 thread gets pruned again by cunt mods
>inb4 normans come in and feel the need to justify their shitty existences

>>39429729
you're just more efficient than most

>>39430751
Probably this, when I didn't work out I went once a day but after I started it only happens 1 to 2 times per week. It also helps that I eat just enough to fulfill my daily needs.

>>39430803
You sound autistic. Are you?

>>39429688
What did you do my dude?

>>39429688
lmao you just have to be on the grind my dude got ap classes in highschool and did early college. I'm a stoner and its not really about intelligence its just bullshitting and sucking the teachers dick

>>39429721
When I was 17 I dropped out of britbong college

I want to go back now but it's way too late to apply. I'll be a neet fuck or wagie loser for another year and I can't take it anymore

>>39429638
pete you still owe me a favor

>>39429952
This
Why am I not dead yet

That cat is chad as fuck.

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You need money :)

>>39429500
She's not a 10/10. Far from it. More like slightly above average(in my city anyway)

>>39429943
How the fuck is she not a 10/10?

None of us would be here if we knew the answers

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>>39429370
We all have a place in this world.
Being a robot is not an end all scenario. There are ways out, there are ways to be a better man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaObISjSiBM

Merry Christmas, and god bless you

wow what a great fucking thread

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just embrace it and love yourself.
not sure why people choose to beat themselves up over things based on what people think

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I'm way too far gone at this point, I'm a complete sexual fuck up. Love cuckshit, raceplay and chastity more than anything. Someone please kill me.