>tfw too shy to post a pic of my penis
>>37478171
>tfw too shy to get a job
>>37478171
nobody wanted to see that sorry little thing anyway
>>37478341
>tfw i looked for a job and then i found a job
How do you cope with the fact that all your friends have more successful lifes and no longer want to hang out with you?
but they don't have better lives than me and they do still hang out with meon the internet
>>37478057
they're not your friends, my innocent child.
>>37478163
I'm starting to believe that.
From high in the sky, a pair of aliens observes humans using a bizarre object. Perplexed, one alien turns to the other and says:
>"How strange. The Earthling is opening a hole in a sheet of paper and marking it with a line to show the other Earthlings where the hole is. I've never seen anything like it!"
What could these extraterrestrial visitors be talking about?
>>37477925
This is interesting enough to bump.
I'd say it's one of those cardboard cutouts with a hole for the face but it's probably wrong
>>37478147
This one might actually be too hard. I know I wasn't able to get it when I played the game.
Here's a hint.
Is it scissors
>walk anywhere in public
>can tell people are staring at me
>try to pretend not to notice
>nervousness increases effects of virgin walk disease
Why is life so difficult brehs
i'm far too self-absorbed to think about other people. I think people think the same way about themselves.
Faggot
get the rape look off your face
>>37478007
Just what is this rape face anon
If you think people are born transgender, and cannot become trans through fetish shit, listen to this every day for a week:
https://bambisleep.blogspot.com/2017/02/bambi-bimbodoll-conditioning.html
what happens if a girl(female) listens to it
>>37477904
I'm already trans and not into weird fetish shit
>>37477904
Cool story
Me on the bottom left
>tfw no tomoko gf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
>>37477902
pls stop posting my bfs steam profile
>>37477919
this is a lie desu
>>37477931
prove it slut
> all closed systems tend towards entropy
> every measurement you make destroys atleast as much information as you gain (usually it destroys way more)
I don't even know what information means in physics, but I remember reading it is constant? is this wrong?
destruction of information creates at least as much information
>>37477888
>all closed systems tend towards entropy
That's not technically true. Entropy is only a manifestation of some underlaying statistical process, so there is a chance of entropy decreasing. In fact on a fundamental level all things are just statistical, perhaps we've all been here before anon.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poincar%C3%A9_recurrence_theorem
>tfw no bf that will put his cock in my face
If you're a girl (male) than it's understandable. If not, you're either fat as fuck or you stink.
>tfw i have a bf who rubs his cock all over my face and slaps me with it
>>37477807
>If you're a girl (male) than it's understandable
Yup
looking for qt neet fembot gf into dd/lg
I will take care of you
>>37477739
>>37477739
>>37477739
kill yourself op faggo.
please respond fembots
but how do I go about contacting you? :(
>5'6"
>25 years old
why do I exist
To be my sex slave and do my bidding,for i am a 6'2 master race
are u kv tho?
im 5'11" barefoot and kv at 26 so ultimately what difference does it make. i might as well be 5'0" or 6'4", it makes no difference
>>37477780
ok I'll take that offer not op though but will 5 ft 7 work for you?
Rate my girlfriends sweet little breasts. <3
>>37477677
mantiddy/10
./thread
I can say with utmost confidence that this as a male's nipple
>>37477677
Saged. Just in case.
When did you grow out of atheism?
I'm pretty sure I've never believed in god but internet atheism is the most embarrassing shit and I grew out of that when I was like 15.
the 3,198th fedora tipped in my direction really got to me
jesus is now my copilot
Atheism is the equivalent of the guys who get into long arguments in the comment section of DA fetish art
>tfw no tall muscle hunk bf who bullies and humilates my beta orbiters
any fembot know this feel?
>>37477462
Why don't you bully your beta Orbiter yourself you faggot
>>37477462
I asked you a question lil faggot, I want an answer, NOW.
>>37477462
>tfw no Chad
This is your true feel in lying whore. You bore mesaged
She has killed a living being
Let's not get carried away there buddy abortion really doesn't hurt anyone who knows the difference
>>37477431
I'd honestly recommend an abortion if the baby was <6' and hadn't developed a brain yet.
Why do Americans even debate this?
I wish OP's mom had an abortion
Hey Robots I'd like to hear your names.
I was doomed with fucking "Winston"
It pisses me off how many times I get the Overwatch joke.
Any annoying shit about your names?
Sean
Not much bad about it except that as a child my classmates would sometimes pronounce it as sea-ann in an attempt to mock me.
>>37477490
What assholes lol
>>37477490
I remember a kid named Sean who had anger management issues and if you pronounced it "Seen" he'd get really mad