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Whatever it is wouldn't matter if they weren't being allowed into western countries.

>>37479172
Everyone converts to Islam and we live like bronze age goat herders.

Convert to islam or die.

She woukd probay be disgusted like all other girls

I saw a pick of her the other day. Boy do I dodge a bullet there. She did not age well.

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>>37479153
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj5pXytIY_4

anyways

>girls
>liking us at all

get out failed normie

Threads like these should be an instant ban.

Was with a prostitute, was doggystyle, hurt my pelvis. I must just be really bad at sex if I can't have sex without hurting myself.

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>>37479093
I was 18 she was 15 she came alot and had pierced nipples. blocked me afterwards.

7/10 was hard to get the taste of pussy out of my mouth

>>37479054
Im thin
i have no bodyfat to burn and i'm already toned

>>37479054
why would I?
>hurr durr itll make you feel better
no it doesn't.
>yes it does ur wrong its a law of nature everyone loves working out

>>37479054
>giving some asshole my money to get publicly gawked at
I'll just read the /fit/ sticky and work out at home

>>37478962
X^2+12X-4=0
what is X?

>>37479019
X^2-12X-4=0
I mean

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>>37479019
STOP IT ;-;-;-

>>37478931
>nah broooooo u aint addicted maaaaaaann, sitting around all day doin nothin is fine maaaaaan.

every retarded stoner ever.

op, i would recommend getting some sort of hobby to take your mind off of it. but i'm no expert at kicking addictions. try googling some help

>>37478991
I've been trying, but I end up smoking more weed. I managed to stay off it Thursday and Friday, but I failed today.

People who say you can't be psychologically addicted are retards

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>>37478931
Start drinking alcohol, liquor preferably. Had to quit for awhile so I can piss clean and it's not so bad getting drunk as an alternative. No more racing thoughts and over analyzing all of your faults and booze actually make you feel okay with being a piece of shit.

>>37478714
absolutely, race mixing is a sin.

>>37478714
>Muslim
Yes
>Nigger
Yes. But less of a problem.

>>37478714
>Assuming you have a daughter
>Would you have a problem if she dated a muslim or a nigger?

I am a Muslim so no obviously not, parents would probably prefer it but who gives a shit what they think
I wouldn't have any problem with my daughter dating a black person, it should be understood that my dating pool consists of the people at my university mostly and none of them are poor ghetto types

im gay though

>>37478658
I've been pulling all-nighters every friday since the year started because I'm a lazy shit and end up doing all the work that night. It's fucking hell.
Yesterday I didn't have to, but I just stayed up and slept three hours, out of self-hate I guess.
s-sleep is for the weak

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>>37478792
You're destroying yourself man.

>>37478885
Don't I know it.
This shit is terrible. I've been shitting like I had diarrhea. It's obvious that it happens out of stress.
I need a job where I don't have the option of slacking off the whole fucking week.

>>37478639
tracer/mccree.

>>37478639
overwatch is a norman game go back to faggit norman

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Hanzo, his voice is so cute. NEED! HEALING!

no you're not too bad, don't give up

>>37478629
I think you're cute why don't you transition?

There's a black bar where your eyes should be. It's hideous.

Realtalk tho, what this guy said.
>>37478644

More like

#PrayForLondonAgain

>>37478616
Dear Anon,

We all ready have a board for pseudo-political shitposting (cf. >>>/pol/ ). We would appreciate it if you could keep it there.

t. anon

The most important thing to think about is the poor innocent muslims who will now be subjected to increased instances of islamophobia. We need to stand by our peaceful muslim neighbors in this difficult time.

>>37478532
The best advice is something you tell someone else to do but never do yourself. If it didn't work then they didn't do it right.

>>37478532

In my experience and in my observations, relationships are actually initiated by women most often. They pick a quality guy and trap him. When she as for a more 'serious' relationship every guy is like sure

>>37478532
Do the normie loop 'n' times 'till u find a girl that didn't care about your creepiness is the only way.

girls are allowed btw

pretty comfy desu orisjsh

aaaaa origianoli?

>>37478336
You end up stop thinking sex is a big deal. It even starts to become boring. You end up building a tolerance to pussy and can last much longer in bed, but sex feels better the longer you wait.

It unironically becomes boring. I've had just one girlfriend and I got bored of fucking her in the ass and cumming in her mouth after a couple of months. I wish I was kidding.

>>37478336
I fucked this bitch at comic con two years ago.

>>37478194
the girl is a bitch, the guy is an idiot

The guys that are retarded enough to fall for that shit deserve everything that happens to them. If I was a hot chick I'd be doing that shit too.

>>37478194
100% the guy's fault