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>>37482374
You want us to celebrate a Chad dying?

>>37482374
Jokes on you kid, fapping to feet and trannies was part of what got me through 6 different deployments to Af/Iraq.

Well, that and fapping to cute Asian grils.

>>37482374
That would be true if we were actually free. I feel for the soldiers, but I don't like why we fight wars. The last legitimate conflict was Korea.

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When I play online games with girls, they like to masturbate in the background.

>>37482357
>Be 14
>Portal 2 just came out

I was about to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE at you for being undrrage but then I realized that Portal 2 came out in 2011 and that you are possibly old enough to drink now

Fuck I'm old

>Be 15
>Meet this girl that was one grade below me
>She is into anime all that stuff
>She likes to cosplay
>We hang out a few times
>Over time she starts to ask me to help her with her outfits
>I tell her I suck at that kind of stuff
>She says I could also help her by buying the stuff she needs
>I agree
>Proceed to waste over 300$ over the course of the year on her and sell my GBA in order to keep paying for her shit
>Realize she is just using me
>I man up and tell her to fuck off on the last day of the school year
>1 week later she asks if I want to be her boyfriend
>Never before had she even hugged me
>I never reply
I have never been able to speak with a girl since that day

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>>37482317
It's doctor time fruitbowl.

>>37483184
d-don't call me a fruitbowl...

>>37482317
what kind of ice cream des this? asking for a friend

pic isn't me btw but we look similar/have similar styles

but back to how cute men with asperger's are

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Anon are you trying to give me false hope?

her lipstick game is on point

>>37482251
Betas are an enigma

Because they have reached r/incels status from desperation. Its essentially mental illness.

Because men like to help women?

Like anything they say it's fucking meaningless. They want a Chad who thinks their abrasive snark is charming.

i say it bc i want someone who will get my psychotic behaviour and sick twisted thinking. i dont want people who get offended and tell me 'wow u should really not say that'

>>37482241
first rule of women: they have no fucking clue what they want so don't take anything they say seriously

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>>37482178
Bro let me red pill you on life. Now I want you to read these points unbiasely and tlel me what you think.

1. America barely gives any money to ISRAEL and we do not really defend ISRAEL. THEY defend theirselves they have MANDATORY CONSCRIPTION for their citizens both MALE AND FEMALE. The countries we defend they do not even require to have an army like Japan yet alone mandatory conscription.

2. Jews are not the problem. JEWS have been persecuted throughout the centuries BECAUSE GOD DID IT TO THEM AND THEY DESERVED IT. It's literally in the bible that he would scatter them all over the world if they continued to disobey him and punish him. BUT he promised to never completely wipe them out.

3. JEWS are successful because their bloodline comes from ABRAHAM and GOD has given their people special privileges AND MORE RESPONSIBILITY THUS MORE PUNISHMENT IF THEY SCREW UP AND SIN.

READ DEUTERONOMY 28 IF YOU WONDER WHY JEWS ARE SO SUCCESSFUL AS A PEOPLE.

> You will be blessed when you come in and blessed when you go out.

7 The Lord will grant that the enemies who rise up against you will be defeated before you.

4. NO RACE IS INFERIOR. Black people are a cursed people by GOD BECAUSE THEY ARE WICKED AND EVIL. The only thing that makes a nation better than the other is it's morality. THE WEST RULED THE WORLD BECAUSE IT EMBRACED CHRISTIANITY, CIVILIZED BEHAVIOR AND REJECTED BARBARISM. As you can see the west does not act civilized anymore thus we are already inferior to the much more innocent Japanese, South Koreans and yes even Chinese people.

Proverbs was written by King Solomon of Israel who claimed God gave him incredibly knowledge and wisdom about how the world works and why goods things happen to some people, etc. Proverbs 14:34 Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin condemns any people.

See if you can find a correlation between morality and the success and wealth of nation. I promise you willl

Your ancestors followed Christianity 2000 years.

>>37482321
Yoo're retarded as fuck

kys

>>37482332
Read it, don't be retarded. The bible has been followed for thousands of years. Your ancestors invested so much time in it. Don't harden your heart, its the freaking truth dude.

Job 26:7 He spreads out the northern skies over empty space; he suspends the earth over nothing.

Deuteronomy 4:27: The LORD will scatter you among the peoples, and only a few of you will survive among the nations to which the LORD will drive you.

Ezekiel 36:24: "'For I will take you out of the nations; I will gather you from all the countries and bring you back into your own land.(MODERN DAY ISRAEL??)

>>37482150
Just cut it off already, lol

>>37482150
wot in the fok is that thing

>>37482248
advanced HPV

>not telling her you too
rude

>>37482188
Yeah, I really blew it. I mean she was a Harley rider, so it wouldn't be out of line.

Post a pic of your beard, desu. I have a beard too and never noticed them on other guys before but now when I see a good beard, I have to tell the guy "Sweet beard, no homo".

>>37481959
I want to shoot inside m00t

>>37481959
she looks like megyn kelly

>>37481959
dude i would let m00t fuck my boipussy

Why is liking traps an exclusively male thing? Why don't women like traps or reverse traps (dudes with vaginas)?

>>37481920
isnt that just the same thing really rofl

>>37481920
Fucking! And impregnating their lower intestines!

>>37481911
If you dont want kids dying alone always helps

>>37481911
How old are you femanon? Why does it scare you?

>>37481939
23, and because it fucks up your body and also changes your brain. Also it hurts like a bitch.

>>37481817
I wish i was black so i could get a qt black gf actually. black girls are qt and have amazing everything especially when they are carribean

why do white anons pretend that everyone wants black men? is it just a way to make themselves feel less bad even though white men are by far the most desired men across every demographic?

>>37481909
it's more likely the black anon that always shitposts around this time

he's trying to convince himself

>>37481651
>Anyone else a bedwetter here? I am and just want somebody to talk to about it. Someone who gets it.
No you fucking child grow up holy shit

>>37481651
I'm sorry anon, that sucks. I'm rooting for you.

>>37481651
Yeah, once every few months and I'm fucking 21 for god's sake. Made me refuse sleepovers in middleschools etc.

>>37481626
Similar situation to mine.

>>37481626
Plot-twist, the one with glasses is his grandfather

He just needs contacts and a haircut xD