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Its called submechaniphobia I believe

>>37483311
your mother lied about going thru menopause and she has my child.

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>>37483333
That bitch lied again

>>37483300
kill --------me--- faggot

she saw me typing really lewd stuff btw

>>37483383
>kill --------me--- faggot
NO

>>37483300
>idly grindr while stuck on a big vacation with the extended family
>find my hot cousin on it
>we both have a lol about it
>both in the closet and had no idea the other was a fag
>start """jokingly""" sending flirty messages back and forth
>soon escalates to outright sexting and swapping dick pics
>end up making out and trading BJs in the fukken laundry room
>spent the rest of the trip sneaking around and dumping loads in each other every chance we got
>so fucking horny and reckless about it, basically a miracle we didn't get caught

just drunk spics with less european blood.

I want to suck Creepy Suzie's smelly tranny cock

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>>37483149
Suzie is for snug not fug.

I will never ever understand normalfag problems

>>37483090
im a 24 year old virgin, if anything im a cyborg

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>>37483069
FUCK YOU NORMIE SCUM
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

A QT TALKS TO YOU AND TELLS YOU SHE LOVES YOU AND YOU BITCH AND CRY ABOUT T

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
GET OFF MY FUCKINNG BOARD YOU KEKED FAGGOT

You're not a robot
A robot would never post a picture of his face on the Internet

>>37483063
>>37483113
It's time to disband.

>>37483151
no, sad :c

>>37482975
Rub its belly

>>37482975
Pet him lots for me

>>37482975
kiss its paw

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https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/speaking-to-columbiners-about-depression-suicide-and-the-halifax-shooting-plot-232

Strangely yes.

Heh. Good luck with women pal. I am amused by how easy they will control you.

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Shouldn't that mean females find us attractive, because all robots have ability to kill for the beta uprising.

It's below average, so yes it counts as short

>>37482912
This
>>37482976
One inch below average.
Shorter than most but maybe not as short as some.

>>37482912
It's short but not really that bad. I'd say you're in the low end of the "safe" range.

>>37482829
Turn him into a sex slave

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>>37482911
A good choice.

if i can get a female model fuck it, but if not i will make the grobot become my brobot

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sertraline - my mood improved and symptoms of anxiety might have been reduced, but gave me bad sexual dysfunction

prozac - didn't notice any effects

phenibut - probably helped with anxiety but it's disgusting and gave me nausea for 5-12 hours every time I tried it

kratom - at high doses 5-8grams boosts mood a lot and gives warm tingly sensation, reduces anxiety by making you happier so you don't get negative thoughts. gives a milder nausea and it feels like a recreational drug so I don't use

cannabis - stay away from this shit. often switches my mood into a depressive state. This stuff will make your brain rot.. I can't think of a single use except recreational.

Alcohol - good distraction but not a solution to anything unless you're happy to slowly drink yourself to death

propranalol - works 100% eliminating shaking, increased heart rate. Doesn't do anything for negative thoughts.

>>37482883
get a life- best drug i've tried so far, actually started eating right working out and studying. improved my social skills too.

>>37483137
I do all three of these besides socialising, outside of the weekly support group I joined in January. There's nothing wrong with admitting I need a boost. I mean fuck I can barely read any more but I'm studying 4 hours a day to catch up and this is not going to someone fix itself if I pretend everything's ok. My brain is fucking fried and I've been trying to get my lazy psychiatrist to write me script for months to lift my mood. I haven't experienced a second of real joy in months. Go fuck yourself.

>>37482707
yes just eat it

grip and sip an ice cold coke with your za, anon

>>37482707
you cant be this autistic right?

kill yourself if so

>whore eyeliner
>tongue out for dick like a whore
>animal collar
>dyke bangs
>whore fishnets
>fat face
>gross eyebrows
>pig nose
>disgusting nose piercing

Garbage tier. Anyone who wants to reproduce with this is mentally ill and needs to be removed from the gene pool.

>>37482678
>fat face
Nigger how
Are you retarded
Blind

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> the cutest girl we've collectively orbiter.

Thats not cripsy

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>beta uprising

Say what now?

>>37482590
we have a free enterprise in america, dont blame rich people for your incompetence.

>>37483116
Rev up that tongue goy, you got a lot of boots to shine.

laughing my ass off out loud

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>"i-i-i'm not like the other orbiters guys!!"

Just remember, gook, you can't make a hoe into a house wife.

>>37482524
she's from Eire? you are the ultimate white knight sir god speed I'm sure she knows who you are? what's so amazing about her I've heard of her from this board

>implying we're not all friends on this board
Come on my dude.

What are you looking for in a friend, though?

i made all my friends through school or work

>>37482517
I just want someone to spend time with.

I'm starting to get really sick of being alone all the time.
I had friends a long time ago and I remember liking it