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If I try to hit it would it sting

>>37489857
t. Carpenter bee

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>>37489857
What about these guys OP?

hold me I'm scared

My friend went to see a counselor and said she sometimes feels so mad she wishes she could kill someone. The counselor reported her to the police and she was barred from working for three weeks, because she works with select agents.

Why are counselors such tools? I was thinking of going to one but now I don't want to give them any business.

>>37489897
I'm sorry to hear that, sounds like total shit. I've never heard of something like that happening honestly. What part of the world are you from?

>>37490071
The US. Unfortunately our counselors are total shit because of our country's broken university system, where grade inflation has made a master's degree accessible to even total dunces.

No it's just fun to upset people who praise Elliot
He was a mentally ill hapa who was stopped by a fucking door
Why don't you orbit Lepine instead?
Elliot was a massive narcissist who felt entitled to sleep with 9/10 white women and spread his disgusting mongrel genes and probably would have despised the types of people who still obsess over him

>>37489778
>Lepine

Starkweather was literally /ourguy/.

>>37489795
>14 year old gf
No

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another example of what the black side wants

>>37489754
Ima tell you: the fatter the better.
Go for those giant asses op

>>37489754
latino girls obviously. Damn this was a dumb question.

Why would I do that? How am I supposed to sleep otherwise?

>>37489595
workout until you are to tired to jerk off.

>>37489595
I literally cannot, I have tried many times only to furiously masturbating in bed and sleeping/crying covered in my own cum.

Whhat did you do?

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This is why I don't hire women or blacks. The women will sue over a glance they don't like, the blacks everything is because they were discriminated against rather than because they are fucking worthless savages.

Claim you're a wildly out of control alcoholic and you've been concealing it.

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sage goes in all fields, gender traitor

>>37489563
pls stop posting my bfs steam profile, thanks.

>>37489675
you have no bf

I quit 4chan a year ago and never came back

>>37489558
Noone would miss you, noone would think "where is that boring anon with shit content?" Do it nobody cares.

>>37489568
Your here now quitting means not coming here at all right?
>>37489558
I had a 6 month streak but I'm probably never going to leave.

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months went by and i did my shit until one day at work i snapped and quit my job at the agency, i want on holidays to the sea and had my fun time. I came back and started to worked at that bar that i worked before when i met her.

one day i got so smashed that i liked every fucking thing on her instagram back then, she did the same to me. When she realized that i have more photos than her she messaged me that it's not farr.

the next day we went out on a date, had a drink and i walked her up to her job. Then the day after that we went out to play basketball, it stared to rain and we ended up at my place. we had pizza and then started to make out.

the next thing that happened was her and me cuddlin and talking about life and shit. i declined sex with her since i didn't want to spoil it.
I cracked and we fucked like jackrabbits for two days straight

she realized that i has been 3 days since she wasn't home so she went back. i drove her with a cab and we kissed good bye.

she later messaged me that she finally met someone in her life that is understandable, good and generous.

but she still needed that contract extended so she could stay in poland for longer.
so i was there, cucking this old 45 year old mobster until they went to a rammstein concert and she snapped she realized that she wants to be with me and she dropped that guy no matter of the contract.

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the mobster beat her up and i took her home.

after two weeks since that day we started to live together. It was like a dream for me and her since neither of us had a family.

we got a dog, we renovated our place, everything was going smooth. Until one day when she made a fit that i should stop smoking. we got into an argument that lasted 3 days. On the last day when i was walking her to work she didn't kiss me good bye. I was so stressed back then because of working as a freelancer and our problems that when i got home and took the dog out, i drank some vodka. to be honest i drank an entire bottle that night.

she came back from work and got furious about it since we had a no drinking policy at home. The fights have continued out from that day on, her ex even came to her work to make her angry and shit which continued out on our life together. The dog started to grow up and it started to get her annoyed that she had to take care of it when i was gone or something.

one day she cracked, she told me we had to break up since she when she closes her eyes she sees work at home and the other way around when she's at work. She couldn't quit because she was sending money to her mother and grand parents in ukraine and raising her brother so he would achieve something in his life unlike the rest of them.

she then moved out after a month of yes and no's
i didn't talk to her for a week and then all out of sudden she told me to back her stuff and leave it on the front of our place. needless to say she took her things and left.

when i checked up on her she started to hoe up since she left. She got her nails done, went out with old guys on dates and started to hang out with strippers who wern't the good kind of people.


her roommate chick left her place since she started to act out wierd.

now i am alone and she is probably too.
I miss her alot and i wish all of what's good in her life but i don't want her to ruin her life herself.

she was my white buffalo.

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>>37489524
miss u 2 op

Why are women shit and how can we fix them?

how the fuck could i get laid

>>37489523
If I see a cute girl on the bus what do I do?

>>37489507
I just want to pump my seed inside women, and not look after the young

Not even nigger blox

>>37489507
kids are such a hassle, fuck them.

>>37489507
I know that feeling anon, I know it quite well. It's very oregano

>>37489452
>What's up with this growing trend of white girls going full 1488?
Attention seeking from beta males and free patreon money

>how can I generate the most attention?
t. female thought process

>>37489452
that's a special kind of attention whore
teehee look at meee, I'm not like other girls :3

>>37489431
Because a qt tranny is as good as a normal girl. So there would be no reason for a qt tranny to be with me.

>>37489431
>not a single picture of her tits, ass, or dick
Why do normies even use Instagram?

fucking needle in a haystack

and >>37490084 they want a chad just like normal girls

>>37489322
help me robots, bump

all i know is that its disgusting
go see a doctor if its bad

>>37489322
Gross. WASH YOUR FOOT, then go to the doctor

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Part 3
>me and my dudes split off
>Walk around highfiving people
>My highfive looks like a goose neck (prob don't understand that though)
>Wow I am still alive
>Wow
>Thinking about that hot girl
>Sitting in the middle of friends
>Wow I am still alive
>WOw
>slow dance song comes on
>thinking about asking her to dance
>Brain goes nope and i feel stoned again
>I look stoned too in all the pictures I realize
>slow dance almost over
>5% conciousness
>Impair decision ,making says that this night couldn't get much worse
>Still think that when 100% conciousness
>well all or nothing
>Walk up
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She says "hi"
>She be getting the red cheeks
>I ask her out
>(memory might be foggy about details but i tried)
>Wow she said yes
>Conciousness 50%
>wow I don't feel that stoned
>I see all her friends pull stuff out
>Blurry
>Blurry
>See flashes and people screaming
>Did they pull out glocks or are they taking pictures
>I hope its the first
>Mfw I hear flashes and screams

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Part 4

>Dammit it was 10 people taking pictures (No lie)
>it was that moment I remembered that I was kind of popular but didn't know why
>Insert roblox Oof
>Femenist friend "Good choice u made there anon"
>did i remember to say femenist and nice girl were best friends
>Concisnous -35%
>Wrap my arm around her more to gain balance than anything
>She seemed to enjoy the minute 30 seconds of dancing
>She seemed to enjoy me putting the arm around her
>Snapchat stories did too
>oof
>I walk away pretty awkwardly
>Damn that just happened
>Wow 1% concisnous
>Wow phone just went off
>Charles (Not real name) Texts me
>"Hey"
>Dammit he isn't even in the dance and he knows
>Have to tell mom
>Have to tell mom
>Have to tell mom
>Wow I have to tell my mom
>Dammit how am I supposed to do this
>Regretting my choices
>Meet up with stevedog
>I unbotton a button
>steve be like "nah senpai don't do it"
>15 minutes of dance left
>My 1% conscience says well if it works once it works again
>I decide to ask that nice girl to take a picture at booth
>She denies me
>I asked her if she would ignore me for the rest of my life
>She flusters, giggles and says maybe
>And at that point I F***ed up
>well time to leave dance
>time to tell mom
>O boy

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Part 5

>Go home
>0.01% Concinse
>Mom asks anything intrested
>At thatpoint i just decided to wait for tommorow
>My sister would know anyway, she is in gossip club, I mean Student government with nice girl and femnist
>(Hands getting cold while writing -50% typing skill)
>I blue pill mom, "yeah nothing much happened"
>Go to bed at 10
>Can't sleep so I reply to Charles
>"What up"
>"Yeah I saw the photo, is it true"
>Well...
>What answer is that?
>Yes
>Oh well congrats
>11 Decide to go to sleep
>Here ringing noise in my ears
>Having a heat stroke
>Ask charles for picture of us he saw
>Saw it, I was not the only one who looked stoned
>Me and nice girl both stoned with my arm around her
>(Not implying that either me or nice girl were under the infulence of anything, remember i sniffed that drink, would be mean to make fun of her on the internet, she never did anything to me(Hence the name))
>Great
>Try to sleep
>Should of never have that soda
>3 in the morning, still dying
>What sins did I commit do do this?
>5 Am
>Well no cliffhanger ending here!
Part 6
>Still 5AM
>Staying woke, Fenemist will kill me, Denied dancing with her but danced with her best friend
>Wow I am still energetic
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>5Minutes later
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>10 minutes later
>Look at picture of me and nice girl stoned
>Wow
>6am
>Wow she is blushing in that picture
>Probably Embarrsed her
>Feeling bad
>How could this happen to me
>6:30 am, 0 minutes of sleep but still have energy
>Still have 30% concsiecne though
>wow
>make some toast
>Eat 1 and 1/2 slices
>Wow
>Anorexia too
>And don't forget insomia
>Sneak on my phone and look up causes for symptoms
>Early Stages of Depression
>Dammit
>And I thought it was a mental disease