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Good day anons, it's Sunday morning and so this is a thread to talk and chat about stuff.
Share with me things about your life you wanna talk about.

I personally am going to just stay home all day and eat some fish and mashed potatoes. Tomorrow starts the wageslaving again so I need to recharge my batteries and stuff.
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>>37491172
Me and the wife are lounging around as family pop in and out to see the new baby. I'm at work most days so I don't even notice but on weekends we get ten or more people in and out along with tons of free food. Waiting right now for family from kansas
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>>37491172
>Whats with pedophiles using cat pictures?
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>woke up ate breakfast frosted flakes and coffee
>went into the standing frame i need it to stretch my legs
>took a shit
>now i'm just sitting here watching fear the walking dead and posting here

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ITT: we claim waifus.

The rules are very simple:

>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

An claimed
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>>37491170
Fine I'll post my waifu again. She's best persona girl past, present, and future.
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Best modern Fire Emblem girl has been claimed
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story time:
>be me
>an 14 years old virgin
>a muslim but barely does any muslim stuff
>heard that I can get a lot of 3.142 tier waifu in heaven
>thinks of living in a touhou, idolmaster, and a lot of anime universe with a lot of waifu
>also thinks of living in a hentai manga where the protagonist fuck every character in the manga
>insta super muslim

not tying to ramble muslim stuff here guys but I just want to confess that I'm pious muslim only because of the waifus in heaven

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How do you think it would feel to kill a person?
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>>37491164

"You would never feel more alive than when you take another person's life"
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>>37491164
With a knife?
It will take a while to kill something
Specually if its a kitchen one
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My grandfather said it didn't feel like anything.

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>"tfw no gf"
>he then spends the rest of his time on male dominated websites and videogames
>he doesn't even try to find or talk to a girl

Why are boys so dumb
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Why are girls so rude to me?
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alot of the time, robots are living the NEET life and have a small/non-existant friend group, and even less would have a friend group with girls in it, as regularly visiting the 4chins implies they have "weird" interests that girls just dont have. If you are someone who rarely leaves the house then you're unlikely to meet anyone new. If you have depression/addiction issues then others tend to look down on you and run away rather than try to help. Plus internet dating is just full of girls who want cheap chad dick.
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I feel it's pretty fucking weird when people randomly come up to me and try to talk to me. No doubt it's the same way around. If you don't know the girl through mutual friends then you have to be turbo Chad to get in there. Also, fuck online dating. If you want to talk to me, talk to me face to face.

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Share your /oneitis/.
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>>37491126
>tfw just devastated by oneitis yesterday

Don't do this to me OP.
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>>37491126
>big forehead
>large frames to cover as much of her ugly face as possible
Also
>having a 3d oneitis
don't do that to yourself
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>>37491149
It's gonna be okay man, I know it hurts. I'm friendzoned hard. Working on myself very hard since I see her again. If shit won't work out I'll probably give up for good. She's my only motivation to change myself and work on myself.

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https://youtu.be/WkQMGZ1GFCM

top kek
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He could have pulled it off a lot better. He should have just sat down at some other table, sipped at his coffee and keep sending her messages
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>being this normie that he has the guts to actually talk to and confront her without sweating bullets and majorly sperging out
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>the asshurt in the comments
Ebic

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Sup brobots, my fucking weed dealer has been calling me multiple times a day for the past week. Everytime I tell him to come get his fucking money (I owe him for 5g) he says ok then no news... then he sends me messages like "what game you think your playing white boy?" Niggers am I right?
What do brobots?
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>>37491065

Inform the cops that an unpleasant black man is trying to intimidate you. They'll sit him down and give him a stern talking to.
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Just order a small bunch from him and say the money for that and the past orders are here.

Unless "here" is a meet up location and you guys are on different pages
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tell him he's a fucking retard and get yourself a nice glock

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>Do you know why I pulled you over?
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you want to suck. my. dick?
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>>37491010
I guess I was scrolling the catalog too fast, officer.
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>>37491010
Cause I'm a virgin?

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When did you realise helping people and charity were the ultimate ways of life? You help another person out and feel great when you see their gratitude. Who cares if you're only doing it to make yourself feel great and smug? It's still a win-win scenario for the both of you and you contribute to society.
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Helping people doesn't make me happy. I like to watch the misery and pain of others. It brings me joy and sexual gratification.
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>>37490969
the last time i tried to help someone was some black homeless guy beging for money. Tried to fucking rob me and take everything i had evwn when i was going to give him some money anyway
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>>37491046
did you feel edgy and cool when you wrote this? xD

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If an ugly guy like trump can get women what's you excuse?

> Inb4 he is rich
Plenty of women who have been with trump were already well off.

At the end of the day it's confidence and grabbing them by the pussy (extroverts) or the feels (introverts).
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>>37490939
because he's white and rich and also famous!?
>women love fame and money
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>famous
>rich
>white
>confident
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>>37491000
He's also over 6 ft tall

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>it's another "ignore the recommended dose on the energy drink label" episode
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>drinking energy drinks
kys, fat ass
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You really shouldn't, it can cause heart problems

>>37490937
They're good if you need a quick boost of caffeine for driving long distances etc. I wouldn't recommend them for daily/weekly/monthly use
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>>37490937
Calm down or you might cut yourself on the edge.

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How would my life turn out if I ignored normies and would stay as a Khv for the rest of my life, not geting a normie girlfriend? I'm planning to only work and spending time as an introvert. Is It possible to find a genuinely not normie gf these days? I know the general apeal of romantic realationships but I don't know what would happen if I really didn't have one for the rest of my life.Would I be lonely without a relationship? Is anyone else living like this currently? How do you get through this miserable life that introverts have to live ?
Pardon my words, english isn't my first language.
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>>37490918
When you approach your late 20s you'll realize that you're not a snowflake and you need a lover.
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>>37491882
it's not about being a snowflake, I just can't take it and I don't want to have a normie relationship because I don't see the point of It.
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>>37492141
Listen to me anon, I fell for this meme and am currently in the aftermath of regretting it as the worst thing I have ever done. Do not do this to yourself. I believed this for years and it almost ruined me.

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I want to give a chinky girl my BWC!!
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>>37490878
kys, you fucking retard

racemixing is wrong
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>>37490878
>chinky girl
You're so annoying and rude.
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>>37490942
Do you need a safespace, you dirty chink?

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Is this accurate?

At 28 I find myself getting more attention, are other anons feeling the same?
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>>37490864
I'm 28 too except I'm 5'4. I get zero attention.
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Yup. I'm 26 and find I get a lot of attention already (but I'm tall and keep in shape). Men have always peaked later, in all things. Women drop off so fucking quickly it's not even funny, anything post 30 and you're look at maybe 5/100 will be fugable
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>>37490864
>tfw 29 and my face doesn't look like a teenager anymore and get more definition while all the girls I know for 10 years are hitting the wall hard

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Why are you people still pining over whorish, bitchy white Stacy's and self-hating, faux docile Asians when Latinas exist? They're a perfect blend of all the world's races. Beautiful. White women are incredibly bland physically. They're like white Wonder bread. Latinas are incredibly feminine and loving and loyal but only if you're reaching your potential as a man. If you're not, she could be a complete bitch. If you want her to be yours, you have to be the best you. And nothing motivates a man like a beautiful woman's love. An Asian? She just wants your money and stability.

When looking for love, look south of the border or out in the water. Even the most whorish of Latinas will make a better gf, wife and mother than your average Stacy whore. And none of these whitewashed Latinas who wish they were Stacy either. If you insist on finding a Latina from the US, find one who grew up around her own.
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Like, fuck, jack. Perfection in a person.
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>>37490852

LATINAS ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING THOT STACIES IN THE WORLD

I'm half spanish, half white, and all the latina girls I knew were huge bitches
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This girl buys groceries and takes them to homeless people.

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