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Is the gundam series worth watching?

How's the story?
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>>37508217
just started the series
>Gudam 00 is complete shit don't waste your time the overall theme is ok but everything else is crap
>Gundam Unicorn OVA has a mediocre story but 10/10 animations and soundtrack
>Gundam Iron Blooded Orphans 10/10 Story soundtrack and Character easily top 3 anime for me
>Gundam 8th MS team I am currently watching and seem like a solid 7-8/10 not great but not horrible

> pic is my fav gundam IBO got me into gunpla
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Gundam is the fuckin bees knees. Watch IBO for sure and check out 8th ms team too.
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It's great. Victory and to a lesser extent ZZ are for robots. Start from the beginning though.

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>Sorry, Anon. But walking the streets with no pants on is still indecent exposure. Though maybe if you come back to my office and give me a nice little show, I can wave the charges.
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>>37508211
*pulls out katana*
> or maybe i can show you what it means to be a real force to be recon with on the streets"
> pulls down fedora
> right before swinging shitty katana he got from the mall cop tazzes him
> ends up with a double charge
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>>37508211
shut up you fucking NIGGER OFFCIER. . ..
im kidding man ill put some pants
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>>37508211
what the fuck is wrong with you?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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ok so i'm no good a green texts and i'm typing this now so sorry if i take my time

> be me 16 have senor friend in highschool
> lets call him S
>S works at a nice fancy restaurant in town thats been open for like 2 years
> S like the coolest fucker ever offers me a job there washing dishes with him and some other cool guys
> fuck yes.jeg
>meet the boss hes a fat mexican lets call him R
> R is chill as fuck smokes weed and is very nice to me
> go thrugh basic stuff like whare stuff goes and how to wash correctly and stuff like that
>2 weeks go by like nothing having fun and working my ass off like crazy
>first paycheck is like 450 alot for me at the time.

...... Cont?
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Sure I'm reading
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>>37508209
>freshman year
>know absolutely no one at my high school
>beta faggot wearing cargo shorts and sideout t-shirts
>sister is a social butterfly and already has lots of friends
>dad keeps harping on me to get involved, blah blah blah
>forces me to attend one of my schools football games
>he dresses like a homeless veteran when we go
>we sit down and I can see all the chads and normo's staring at us like '...what're you doing here'
>says I can get whatever I want when it's over
>go to BK for a big kids meal with some kind of pokemon toy in it

Thanks, dad, that sure built character and totally got me alot of positive attention
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>OPs worthless parents raised a shit son who doesn't FUCKING WELL TYPE OUT HIS FUCKING STORIES BEFORE MAKING A FUCKING THREAD

CUNT
U
N
T

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Do people know you're a virgin?
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>>37508194
Well, probably. The topic is never brought up, but I imagine it's obvious due to my extreme social retardation
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Some childhood friends probably know, my family probably knows, but it's not something I've ever told anyone myself because why would anyone care.
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>>37508194
Yeah, it's kind of funny.
>friend keeps saying he'll go in halfs on a hooker with me
>tell him I'm happier spending my money on drugs and jacking off
>"THE FUCK, ANON, YOU NEVER GET ANY PUSSY, WHY DON'T YOU CARE?"
>mfw

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Wake up robots, understand the reason many of you are the way you are is because society has raised men of the West to be weak. Many of were brought up by single mothers, or raised in degeneracy, but hear me my White brothers, better yourself not for selfish reasons, begin to better yourself for your volk. Brothers, may we men reclaim the lands built by our forebears and drive out invaders, for we have done it before, and will do it again. Also once we've succeeded in creating the ethnostate you'll get waifus.
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Won't happen. Whites have been losing ground for the past 70 years, what makes you think the tide will turn now?
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>>37508176
who are the invaders?
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unfortunately we've lost. whites will become a minority in the USA by 2045, and the jews time-tested tactic of killing us with mass migration is working flawlessly in the eu

i honestly hope the east asians can stand up to them, but it's not looking good with how they're obsessed with materialism and status.

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I just realized the Main guy character in this show was a virgin and they didn't mock him for it
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why does every chad who wears that outfit think they're outcast dorks?

it's always that same jacket and shirt

fucking faggot probably holds his backpack with one strap
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derete
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It's just annoying how they used this good looking guy to portray someone so beta

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>Care to try a free sample?
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>>37508106
>take it and say thanks
>immediately walk away
I like these guys. Free food
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>>37508106
MAY I HAVE 2 SAMPLES?
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>>37508143
What do you think we're running a soup kitchen here? You take one.

So we were talking about the Manchester and London terrorist attacks in class, and I made the point that multiculturalism is really the source of most of the tension and conflict we've been seeing in western countries.

I basically said something along the lines of:

>There comes a time when we need to say to people of other ethnicities: "we wish you well but we need and deserve a homeland where we can pursue our interests free from external influence, where we can be us - and only we can be us."

That immediately triggered an uproar, and the entire class turned into a shitshow. I got an email from the professor saying that I need to report to academic services to discuss my behavior in class.
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>>37508077
>we need and deserve a homeland where we can pursue our interests free from external influence, where we can be us - and only we can be us."
this doesn't really sound all that convincing of an argument. assimilation would be better than segregation, that is if you want to actually let foreigners in. you might as well bar off all foreigners if thats the case
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>wahhhh when I voice my retarded opinions outside of my safespace people get mad
>wahhh why are these cucks getting so offended when I say some of them shouldn't be able to live in the same country as me
>wahhh why am I so persecuted

unironically kill yourself
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>>37508077
Stand by your guns, don't let them break you, don't let them think they can keep doing this. University and Academia is supposed to be a place where we can discuss things, a crucible of ideas and view points. Not the fucking brainwashing it's doing now.

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Haven't had one of these threads in a long time. Tell me the times that you've been devilish robots.

>sitting in parking lot eating
>stranger walks up to me and asks for directions to a supermarket
>he can barely speak English so it's hard to understand him anyway
>say I don't know how to get there
>tell him to walk in the Arby's and ask a worker
>I just came from in there, and the workers are in the back smoking
>he walks into an empty restaurant
>he comes out confused as hell
>goes on his way in the wrong direction
>tfw knew where the supermarket was the whole time
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>>37508029
I laugh at my friends autistic son when he leaves the room.
>"..Fucking autistic ass buzzkill, shut the fuck UP."
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>Customers ask for small drink
>Give them a regular
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I go into convenience stores and smoosh the hostess fruit pies, and crumble the chips so they look fine externally but as really ruined inside.

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We live in the most sexually liberated era in history. Yet we can't get laid
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>>37508011
That's because the whole "sexual liberation" thing is a scam to let women be whores.
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>>37508011
Arm yourself with a fleshlight/dildo and a picture of your waifu/husbando, anon.
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>>37508011
I can get laid, don't know about you melvins

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I JUST CAN'T
I LITERALLY
JUST
FUCK MY SHIT UP ALRIGHT??
dm me
i'm not okay
pic related
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Hi do u need some help????
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Get a smaller hat
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That hat and that shirt make you look like a normie, what are you doing here?

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>fat girls only like thin guys
>short girls only like tall guys

Why is this bullshit allowed?
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That's what I'm saying. I'm a fat guy looking for a fat girl but they want thin guys.
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You can find girls who like fat guys, but they're damaged as fuck and have worst body issues than you can ever imagine
t. Fatguy who got laid
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>white girls only love BBC
How are we supposed to get laid?

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>That one Connieposter who keeps shitting up /r9k/
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>>37507881
probably too late for that bitch to be awake but there are two or three more posters that copy him
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>>37507881
>That one Connieposter who keeps shitting up /r9k/

There are at least three people who post Connie

The one who annoys you is the most recent and the worst by far: it's a stupid ass slag with mobile phone filenames

The first one was actually a pretty cool guy, he had file names like "comfy Connie" and stuff like that

This was from the second (who might have been earlier than the first now that I think about it) who just had file names like connie12
boring ass poster, nothing memorable about him other than he used Connie reaction images
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>when Cebruz makes several threads at a time

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>26 khv
>2 friends and that's it but they're my best friends I've known over a decade and I live with them
>meet girl
>fall in love with girl, apparently she loves me too
>she makes me pick between my 2 friends or her, I had to move out and stop being their friend and go live with her
>picked my friends because I don't agree with her reasonings
>lost chance to lose virginity and get a wife and have babies

did I do the right thing? This has been my first and only shot at a gf, at 26. We held hands on a date but that was it, so at least KV now.
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Yes, Bros before hoes
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Yes, anon, you did.
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>>37507776

>"your friends or me" BEFORE putting out

Wow she's stupid even for a woman

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This is Rich Evans.

He's gotten laid.

What's your excuse, again?
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>>37507623
>He's gotten laid.
prove it
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>>37507623
he's literally chad in human form
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>>37507623
>whats your excuse?
im not desperate.

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