>Do you like my new shoes, Anon?
>>39433243
What's the point in getting running shoes or athletic wear at all.
>>39433243
You wouldn't have given me the time of the day if you had working legs.
But now look at your, your worthless sack of shit. You've got nothing in your life. Nothing you wear will ever make people look away from the fact that you're not valid. You're broken. You're garbage.
Now fuck off, squeaky.
>>39433243
Yeah, are they comfortable to walk in?
>be me
>sitting on train
>black guy sits down across from me
>i check him out without thinking about it
>tfw i was rubbing my legs together
what the actual fuck have i been physoped ?
>>39433175
>>be me
>>sitting on train
>>black guy sits down across from me
>>i check him out without thinking about it
>>tfw i was rubbing my legs together
>what the actual fuck have i been physoped ?
Dumb sissy white boi.
>>39433175
>be me
>sitting on train
>black guy sits down across from me
>i check him out without thinking about it
>tfw i was rubbing my legs together
Smart and obedient sissy white boi.
>sit next to a tall black guy in class
>he says that he likes basketball
>imagine him in loose silky shorts
>with a big bulge in the front of them
>feel my little boyclit getting stiff
>start idly sucking on my pen
Fuck does he look evil in this
Jesus Christ. Cartoonfags are worse than weeaboos.
Because normies get upset at murderers, even though the murderers were severely mentally ill and bullied by youtube celebrities and their fans.
Fuck the normalfaggots.
>>39433156
why Randy posting never catched up?
>men tell me they're the superior gender
*finishes applying nail polish* um no sweetie you're not superior just because you can murder and rape so much.
>>39433083
Over 90% of those are African American. All other males are superior.
>>39433107
Black men commit crime at the same ratio compared to black women that white men do compared to white women. Face it, us white women are allowed to look at you like you look at black men.
If I were a man, I'd rape and murder as many people as I can and hang myself before I get caught.
>Anon let's play willy wars!
>Whoever can wank their willy and make the most willyjuice gets to use the other ones bum as a fanny!
>My big willy makes lots of milk!!!!
>Keith always loses and then he puts on his sisters bra and knickers and he makeup when I use his bum later!
>I beat chinese keith at willy wars yesterday and when l used his tight bum later his little chinky willy did spurts all down his smooth leg and he wasn't even touching it!
>this thread again
shut the fuck up ugly ass chink fish face
lollll chinese people are so fucking ugly aahahahhahaaha you will never fit in my dude
>>39433094
>>39433170
Why do you think I'm asian, are you mentally handicapped?
Draw an autoportrait in a paint program of your choice
no professional bs
It's me wearing a hat.
Viewed from above while standing in the snow.
i am a old fat ugly and hairy
Splish splash, it's fun in the bath!
>Got rejected from another job again
I'ts been a year, I can't take this endless job hunting and rejection much longer. What the fuck do these employers want? I can't get the experience if nobody wants to give me a fucking chance. I've probably applied for over 100 places, and been rejected from each one. I can do these fucking jobs, some of them aren't even looking for college graduates, if anything I'm applying for jobs that are beneath me. So they're gonna give the job to Joe McGee who has a high school diploma over someone who went to college for five years?
If a high school graduate can do the job, then I'm sure a college graduate can do it just as well.
In the employer's mind, a college graduate is more likely to jump ship at the first available job that is better. a high school grad doesn't have the skills to get that job
>>39432954
Youre probably over qualified. I remember i got rejected from working at a mcdonalds once because they said my resume was too good and i came in dressed in nice clothes. Like are you fucking serious? I came looking nice and presentable and ready with my volunteer experience in hand and references of people who could vouch for me because i was so ready to bust my ass making burgers and they told me i was too good to be there and turned me away. They might think you can do better, found someone better than you, or think youre over qualified and will ask for more than theyre will to give for that position.
>>39432954
unless you have a special skill it's impossible to get a job without knowing someone (would say there are some jobs that just everyone hates that you can indeed do with no connections, cleaning toilets etc.) networking is for real boyo
are there any IRC chats or places to make friends (online)
i cant stand talking to anonymous people on r9k anymore
#r9kprog on Rizon if you're into programming
>>39432854
If you like this add me
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6
Why don't you like us anon, what have we done to you
Would you stick your dick into this?
glory holes steppin up their game
yes.
cum is the best lube btw
>>39432633
I am pretty sure this is plastic and wouldn't feel good at all
SHIT I ACCIDENTALLY SENT A PERMISION TO SEE A DOCUMENT WITH MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT TO MY TEACHERS WHAT DOOOO
hide under your bed until it all blows over
Shoot your teacher, anon. It's the only way. There are no other options.
>>39432518
Delete your account, duuh
what does this smell Iike?
>>39432481
>what does this smell Iike?
Fish
is that supposed to be some kind of tumor?
>>39432507
>is that supposed to be some kind of tumor?
I don't think so
So that means every 3 anons out of 10 are females. Opinions?
"""female"""
more like 1/10 and 2 trannies.
>>39432439
I know this is bait but how can you get fuckinn demographics on an anonymous forum
>>39432503
it is not bait. go to the bottom of your screen and go to "Advertise". Its right there.
I am an incredibly attractive young man.
Throughout high school I was a complete sperg.
A literal fucking 10/10 skinny cute stacy tier girl chased me throughout my school year, literally tried to fish for time with me by inviting me to one of her practices or something afterschool, even once wanted me to "come out to her car afterschool".
And she wasn't the only girl who wanted to "spend time with me".
This is not gloating.
Because I never acted on anything
Because I was too busy being depressed or too busy thinking about coming home to play WoW and play my characters.
I literally would stay up all night until 3:00 AM watching Kripparrian streams or browsing /r9k/ or browsing wikipedia, (yes I unironically browsed wikipedia almost every day)
I was a fucking 100% kissless virgin until I was older.
Personality is key.
Stop being an incel, and start combing and tailoring your personality to be the most optimal, positive, inspiring, and funny it can be.
>I am an incredibly attractive
>Personality is key
is this bait?
how tall are you? what race are you? what country do you live in? What is your dick size?
>>39432629
"ouch!"
- chad
>attracted to the bodies of Asian chicks
>not attracted to their faces or personality
Anyone else know this feel?
>>39432229
What about their bodies are different, OP?
>>39432259
Generally:
-shorter
-more petite
-not overweight
-small firm tits
-firm ass and thighs
-not a lot of body hair
-no body odor
-cute feet
-soft skin that ages well
-tiny vagina
>>39432259
They still look good after the age of 30.
ITT: tell me a very plausible lie
Donald Trump was voted into power by a majority of democrats who felt he would be the death stroke of the republican party.
The UN has access to a drug that could make you live forever but doesn't share in fear of what it might do to society.
There is nothing wrong with gay peopIe.