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History with a minor in polysci. Laugh all you want, but I tried the money making route before and it made me want to fucking hang myself.

>>37516662
Sheryl Lee's vaginal folds.

>>37516662

CS I want to become a sysadmin since everyone says you get paid for doing nothing most of the time

it's never too late.

seize the day.

>>37516653
lol just rape one

>>37516653
>Im-fucking-plying
Not all of us missed the train we just crashed somewhere down the rails later on.
inb4 normo rooo

>>37516588
I used to do it with my sisters panties.

>>37516588
how could i smell the panties of my waifu you retard.
i just smell the ones of my sister,mother and niece.
yeah fuck me if i get caught probably will get kicked out
but i have nothing else to do im a disgusting hikki neet

If I want to stick my face in a pussy and force my tongue so deep inside I can't feel it anymore I don't think the discharge on panties would give me pause.

yep, it works, cause you will no more have the other problems, you will become a normie and made up a wonderful mediocre life.

and sex, now and then

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>drop the vidya
>get job
>get midly fit
>have become much better at talking to people and can pass off as normal in most cases
>still no friends
>still no gf

you normalshits who say that having a gf will not fix anything can fuck right off; it may not work but we have the right to try

gf doesn't fix anything at all

if you're a piece of shit, your gf will just take advantage of you or call you out on your shit and leave and you'll end up worse as a result

find yourself first, fix your problems yourself

Sub 8 men?
I think u mean sub 9 men

>implying men don't react with the same visceral disgust to ugly women

if all those women were 3 and below, the men wouldnt have approached them

What's the problem?

He was confident and managed to get more action than most robots have gotten all year.

Nobody?

I'll start the regular thread again when I have time for it. Give or take 2 weeks, or so. Not sure.

>>37516381
I've turned into a shell of a man. I've been getting more and more depressed, I can't stop thinking about all of the shameful things I've done in the past. I hate how much of a pathetic faggot I am.

I wonder how it got so bad. I sometimes wonder if I have some repressed memory of some fucked up traumatic event in my childhood. I almost want that to be true, at least it explains how I've managed to fuck things up so badly.

>>37517049
>I can't stop thinking about all of the shameful things I've done in the past

Share some.

>wonder if I have some repressed memory of some fucked up traumatic event in my childhood

Sometimes they're hidden in plain sight. It was that way for me.

>>37516371
>he said he had abusive parents too and he offered me a drug called heroin, and that the first time would be on him
>at the time I was thinking about either going on a rampage at my school or quietly taking my own life so I thought I might as well try it
>besides, it's not like there's anyone that would care
>I tried it and I was kinda underwhelmed, I thought I'd get a euphoric high
>instead I felt calm
>i spent the night at his place, its not like I had anywhere better to be
>in the morning I was surprised that I wasnt hung over
>I just went on normally
>I ended up trying some more from this guy
>when I was on heroin, nothing bothered me anymore
>it was like heroin filled the gap of what was missing in my life
>I actually started to like living
>despite my problems in life, I ended up graduating with a 4.0 and enrolled in my states flagship university
>thanks to heroin, life was looking a lot better for me
>but it builds up a tolerance fast
>it costed me way more than it did before
>my grades dropped fast in college, and I ended up dropping out
>I started working a full time job to keep a shitty apartment and pay for heroin
>I need heroin to feel normal
>not using heroin fucking sucks
Why couldn't I have just been born a normie?

Stop using heroin.

>>37516380
I know a dude who did coke and gradually got off it when he tried cannabis. Ask someone who's in the know about this.

If greentext is real, then that's tough, brah. I'm a khv neet and feel depressed but I look like a complete pussy next to you. Kudos for not kys.

Agreed. One rule of health: If your body needs something, give it that thing!

Cute Momiji pic friend.

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>>37516397
Yeah there's absolutely nothing wrong with living an impulsive, hedonistic lifestyle devoid of self-control!

>>37516359
my instincts tell me she wants you to anal her. i could be wrong tho.

>>37516359
She want you to fuck her. She wouldn't mention this if this wasn't the case.

Wether or not it's a red flag depends on how well and for how long she's known you. If it hasn't been a while, you're probably not the first she's come on to like this.

>>37516359
>have female friends that you keep in touch with
>decides r9k is the perfect place to discuss
What did YOU mean by this

>>37516346
More of this I really need more of this

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>>37516346
>short hair
Disgusting. My hair is longer than hers

gonna need some original sauce lad

>>37516193
PS2 you fucking hellbound nigger

Cellphone. Just emulate lol

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Truly a console before its time.

You will be remembered always in my heart ;~;7

It should just be chopped off.

>>37516131
No. We practice safe sex

>>37516131
STDs are tremendously rare among straight whites and asians. you really only run the risk of getting one if you have sex with blacks or gays.

>>37516113
Maybe something drastic has to happen to you to change your eating habits.

>lose career job
>hello darkness my old friend
>live in apartment alone doing nothing except lazily applying for jobs and lurking Vietnamese basket weaving imageboards
>food doesn't matter anymore when life is bleak
>down ten pounds from two months ago despite becoming much less physically active

>>37516113
you should eat a lot at once and then exercise to burn all those food, works well for me

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i know your pain OP

i ate 5000 calories yesterday and could have easily kept going, the only thing that stopped me was that i got tired and went to bed. i woke up and continued, been awake 3 hours and have had 3300 calories already


maybe getting on food stamps was a mistake

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>>37516106
>no witnesses
>only a few cars in sight
>upper floor
I'll walk her to a car allright..

>>37516179
Do you know how much sound echoes in a parking lot? A (parking) lot.

>>37516209
Nothing some good duct tape, or quick blow to her head won't fix.
Then it's just a simple drop in the trunk, as I cruise away with my fuckmeat

>>37516037
>Is it a bad idea to ask my mom to get me nair
Just buy it yourself

>>37516048
I don't have any money and I can't drive

>>37516037
Dafux nair?