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>>37520332
>not even sure how interboard linking works
Fucking cross boarder gtfo plus you're the worst because you come from /pol/. I bet you're a normalfag
Go back to >>>/pol/

cringe

/pol/ is more autistic than /r9k/ lately

>>37520409
i'm not even from this website for like decades,i just came back to show you your photos from yesterday, kiddo

sorry if that makes you upset.

I literally saw Spongebob by my door one night when I was laying in bed.

OP here again

>at another friends house few years later
>watching under siege
>we both loved that movie, already seen it like twice
>around midnight watching it in his room
>parents let him have the tv in there for the sleepover
>birthday cake scene, chick comes out with those perfect tits
>friend goes up to the screen
>pulls pants down and pushes his dick against the screen
>out of literally fucking nowhere his mom opens the fucking door at midnight and catches him
>pretend to be sleeping
>she tells him off or whatever
>still pretend to be asleep
>he goes to sleep
>both wake up in the morning
>i go home

>>37520411
Also want to add same kid wanted me to play strip poker with his sister when we were all like 10. All this shit is coming back to me so i'm gonna stop thinking about my childhood now.

>>37520250
Oh and you understand it? Then please explain to me the themes of the movie and how they apply today. Specific examples please

>>37520296
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.

Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)

Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.

Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.

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Same goes for American History X, Fight Club, The Believer and Apocalypse Now

Minecraft in 2011-2014 was a golden age. I regret only playing it once in a while back then, and I haven't played it since.

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>>37520219
>go back to playing it near the end of 2016 with some fat slob in an attempt to relive the good ol' days
>isn't fun anymore
>all the cunt does is try to hook up with 8 year olds and gets mad at you whenever you kill someone who he thinks is a girl

When did you realize the good ol' days are nothing but a fading memory?

>>37520277

>When did you realize the good ol' days are nothing but a fading memory?

Nice dubs. I'd say I realized that in 2009 or so.

>>37520118
right please, and please let her have a penis, i want cute trap gf or trans gf

>>37520118
>filename
Lels

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I like to cook so either way tbqh

But a hug aint enough desu

Impregnation is the only thing she will get

>>37520014

Come on lads, post your streets on google streetview, if you dare.

This is a no politics zone
Political posts, related to Britain or otherwise, shall be redirected to /pol/, the designated board for political discussion
Thank you for your cooperation

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qing gei wo yige zhongguo nupengyou

they would provably fap to it. And their mom would not care at all.

The papas a mixed dude so she'll be fine

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>>37520003
No, but the friends of their children. Then will get bullied for that, and then end up in this board creating the very same thread as you.

>>37519897
>Fuck off with your BRAP threads. Why can't you just post a hot ass without your idiotic commentary?


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

*splurt*

>teheheee sorry anon I couldn't hold it back

>>37519897
that's a nice ass, mate.
very nice.

>>37519897
Me wan chocco milkies

The autism manifesto

He had a handwritten journal?

>>37519860
I hear they store it in the Vatican somewhere underground

>>37519819
Pain is temporary, glory is forever anon. You'll make it through just fine :^)

God damn mother of shitfuck ass crap

>>37519819
Make sure to stream and you'll go directly to Valhalla

Every innumerable soul belongs with God in Heaven, and that's where most are. We are down here out of our own fault. In time immemorial we committed a sin, or perhaps we even came here voluntarily, wanting to see what life looks like without God

So now we are here, and we will stay in these non-Heaven realms until we truly want to and are ready to return to God.

As for free choice/free will, we as individual souls have it because we are made in God's image, and that includes us having a tiny amount of God's free will.

>>37519818
if you were omnipresent you would exist in the past present and future simeultaniously so you would know what is going to happen but other beings that only exist in the present still have to experience it all

there's a theory that we already have reached the biblical armageddon/day of judgement but we cant experience it until every soul has had their own personal chance to be born and die, and then at that moment we will arrive at the "end" and judgement. since we are stuck in the prison of time it appears that we are living through thousands of years of waiting for something to happen but to a being outside of time it would only be a few seconds at most. i.e the story of god creating the world in 6 days but our experience and knowledge of it says it took trillions of years

If you couldn't do it, then why would you blame God for not doing it either?

>>37519786
throw my shit at her.
Act like a monkey get treated like a monkey.

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>mfw I heard the booty warrior say "The choice is yours"

>>37519786
Knock her out , she cant dodge a punch and counter

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>you will never live in a high tech superstructure spanning billions of kilometers

>>37520937
What kind of fungi or dead people grind are they supposed to subsist on?

>>37521013
Supercompact nutritional bars.

>>37519732
Don't even bother going unless you have some sort of weird fetish for humiliation. Which you probably actually do

If you haven't prepared, gl senpai lol

>>37519756
I have to go anon, this is the first interview i have received in months of applying to low end wage cuck jobs.

>>37519713
Become food for the skinwalkers

>>37519713
Fishing is fun if you're on a body of water

>>37519713
Getting drunk while camping is actually pretty fun anon other than that you could get high with your friends or try fuck any women there. If you're all guys going then that's pretty gay.