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What does it feel like to suck on a girl's breasts? And do girls actually enjoy it, or is it just a porn meme?

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Wait a minute Anon you called me a Sand What?

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Well, /r9k/?

You aren't gay, are you?

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Fembot feels thread

>he's staring again

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>tfw video games hurt my eyes so i can't play them anymore
WHY IT WAS MY ONE FUCKING HOBBY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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Some dude where I work knows everything about computers, programming etc etc. Like way above what I know, but I work in the IT department and he works as a janitor and mechanic on the weekends. He's also younger than me by a few years. I tell him to get a better job, but he says he's looked. He's always bragging about his knowledge and shit I don't know about. Like wtf do I do. It's starting to get on my nerves because I can tell he thinks I'm undeserving of my position, when I can do my job just fine, he's just better at computer stuff.

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Dear Anons,

I just wanted to talk to someone tonight, I know that I probably don't fit here, I'm a girl who do not have real trouble fitting in society, I got boyfriends, I got my shit together, but I don't feel happy, I don't expect you to comfort me, but I know that here, some people can undertsnad me, and even if they don't, they read me.

I should be happy, I got evrything for that, I don't think I'm a whiny person, I've went through rough things in my life, but right now, at this point in time, I don't feel like being around real people, I prefer to be here, with you, I mostly just read, I don't participate often.

I just feel like no one in my life truly like me, I feel I'm that friends that is put behing on the pavements, I'm not the one we call for a lunch, I'm not the one we choose to work with. I'm the last choice. And I doon't know how to deal with it anymore, I've built myself a shield, but it's breaking...

That's just what I wanted to say to the person who read this, it doesn't make sense, but it's nice to put all that down


Thanks guys, you are wonderful, keep going

-B

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>be me
>Playing tf2, meet cute girl
>become friends
>she goes offline for a year
>she comes back
>Turns out she has crippling depression
>be there for her 24/7
>tells her I have a crush on her
>calls it cute, but friendzones me
>valentines day
>try again, friendzoned once more
>talk to each other on discord and kik a lot
>3 days ago
>discording late at night
>"hey anon, wanna ask each other questions?"
>say yes and pull up questions to ask on a date while subtly flirting with her
>dont tell her theyre dating questions
>today
>"hey anon, I have something to tell you...Promise you'll be fine?"
>fears that she's taken
>say yes
>"Im with someone"
>try not to cry
>"Yeah, im fine...whatever makes you happy femanon"

Call me a cuck if you want, I just genuinely want her to be happy for the rest of her life...

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>twink at work called me snookums and grabbed my ass

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>got a gf
>she's always horny
>sex is a complete chore
>can't cum, can't make her cum
>stressful and annoying
>hate eating pussy
>really close to breaking up because my libido is just not as high as hers
>I'd rather jerk off than fuck her

It's completely overhyped, lads.

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>pronouncing yourself as robot
>not lisnin to nightcore, the tune of the god machines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHvZf8Vu6BQ

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Tomorrow is my first time working retail (have only done odd jobs and construction in the past).

What are the best/worst things about it?

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I don't want to fucking pay taxes. Fuck all this shit. I owe nothing to anyone. This is my body. This is my mind. Fuck religion, fuck the government, fuck everyone trying to influence how I think. Fuck all of it. Nothing fucking makes sense. Everything is a lie. If they try to make you understand, they're fucking lying. They want you to think like them because every single person to be born has a self esteem issue. They project their insecurities onto other people so they can feel reassured that they're not doing anything wrong. Fuck that. Fuck everything. I owe no one anything except my parents Fuck everyone else. We're all living a lie. There's a reason why people are in power and you're not. There's a reason why your income is limited. There's a reason why everything has a price. We are ALL SHEEP. We are going through a system of conditioning. You're shown shiny things and expected to behave. FUCK IT ALL. IT'S ALL A FUCKING LIE. YOU'RE BEING LIED TO. WAKE UP BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.

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>foreskin won't stay over head
>retracts on it's own
Fuck...

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Is fapping to kids' feet paedophilia?