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I've never fasted before. How should I go about doing it for my first time?
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>>37524740
fuck off achmed
just because this isn't /pol/ doesn't mean we have to put up with your ram-a-damn shit
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Be a vegan
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>>37524763
I'm not Muslim though. I hate sand niggers. I'm doing this for weight loss
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Guess which one in this pic cucked me
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>>37524556
top left orig bloxxx
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The homosexual nigger.
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doesn't matter. if you didn't date the girl on the bottom far-right then you have issues my dude .
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>be khv robot muslim
>have a job in the family business
>when not working, I'm either playing vidya or shitposting
>parents are organizing an arranged marriage for me
>the girl may be brought in from overseas, I'm not sure yet
>soon I'll have a loyal, faithful wife without leaving my room
why haven't you converted to Islam yet, anons?
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>>37524528
I'm a godless heathen talking to a cute girl in Malaysia. She said she'd like to visit, I told her "Uh, Islam's not very popular here right now".
Guess where I live.
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>>37524949
Poland?
oreganolagogo
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>>37524949
dude come on, people aren't gonna kill her in the street or something
You just lost your chance at malay poon
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What's your ideal gf anons?
Also, anyone have the template?
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>>37524460
Posted this too late in the previous thread. I have no shame
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>>37524460
The one I have now, loves to stay inside, plays video games, watches anime, completely loyal and fucks my ass with a strap on whenever I want. Sometimes dreams do happen lads, hopefully you find the right one someday.
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fuck i need the template too
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ITT cringey shit that's not actually very interesting when you type it out
>go out for drinks with people from work
>exhausted after a double shift the previous day, probably looked a bit drunk
>head outside for a smoke, drunk guy starts chatting with me
>we got on really well together
>starts telling me I'm too drunk to be out, that I should go home
>being so tired I agreed, hailed a taxi
>he gets really pissy when he realizes I'm not going home with him, just going home
>he bitches to my supervisor
Why do guys think they are entitled to sex just because a woman isn't outright turning them down?
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>>37524306
Ha!
The same thing has happened to me, only I turned down female coworkers.
In fact, lots of women get like this if you turn them down. But I never thought it was entitlement. I just thought their feelings were hurt. Never blamed them, really.
So what the problem here? what was he bitching about?
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>>37524386
He was probably bitching about OP being a normie with a steady-paying job who has contact with real human beings not on the internet.
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>>37524467
That sounds about right, actually.
OP is a faggot.
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Why is Pepe always facing right?
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>>37524238
because he's a symbol of the alt-right
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>>37524238
He's a right wing power symbol. Where my fashy bros at? Got any good memes to share?
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The Ira is left orientated
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ITT: Autistic things you eat
I'll start
Ketchup sandwiches.
I don't know why I like them so much, they're fucking disgusting honestly.
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ham and cheese sandwiches grilled in a sandwich maker are delicous with ketchup, desu
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Plain pasta with a shit-ton of butter
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>>37524291
also nothing with a side of cigarettes and a shit ton of coffee since i want to stop being a fat fuck
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Have you fallen for the trap trap?
I already fucked my first trap...
I feel weird
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jfc rileys face makes me feel physically ill. it's this horrible mix of uncanny valley and hideous tranny
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>>37524155
no
i've ashamedly jacked off to it before but the second they talk and the makeup comes off, they just look like dudes. would never do it in real life.
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>>37524189
they aren't even on HRT you can hardly call them a tranny and not just a crossdresser
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Why am i attracted to this as straight male?
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honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when the black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this??
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im truley desperate to get some honest answer
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oregano88
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>>37524153
dicks arent gay, anon
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>wow, anon do you think you can lay around the house day because your father isn't here?
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>>37524146
You disgust me faggots
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>>37524146
I want my milkies pretty please
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>>37525314
Shut the hell up you gross neckbeard
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your in the club with your oneitis when this horse grabs her ass
wat do
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>>37524100
>U mad apeboi
>How can apes even compete
I get cucked, obviously.
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show the horse im more equal than itself as it gets sent to the glue factory
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>>37524100
Like with his teeth?
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she's right lads, the secret to confidence is ro watch the superman saga
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>>37524099
I wanted to be Superman when I grew up, so now I'm a paraplegic.
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>>37524099
Wonderwoman was pretty ass desu. Third act was literal dogshit. Second was the only good one.
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>>37524099
Should women really be allowed to have any opinion at all?
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>"anon, if you want a slice of pizza, you'll have to eat my ass out!"
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>>37524091
Fine, I'll order my own. Fuck you.
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>>37524091
>for plain cheese
No thanks
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>>37524091
I'd eat her ass so good i'd have no room for pizza afterwards
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>be black
>have schizophrenia
>family acts like it doesnt matter
>does shit the drives me into schiz fits
>high chance im going to go crazy one of these days
who else /veryclose/ here
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>>37523944
me and my uncle has psychosis and we arent violent. when i was in the mental ward many violent blacks there claimed to be crazy and therefore the violence they committed "doesn't count".
is it (((coincidence)))? or just genetic?
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how is you being black linked to the rest of it?
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>>37523944
Be a super bad ass
>walk into the living room
>pull out gun
>shoot yourself in the head
That or hang yourself from a tree and make people wonder if the (((alt-right))) did it.
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Where does /r9k/ study then?
Lancaster university, UK reporting in
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>>37523850
>Lancaster
Rostie central. Formally Edinburgh here.
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>>37523891
>Roastie central
Why do you think that?
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Monash university
I fucking hate it, it's normie central and I want to drop out.