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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day67

why is the car Captcha so hard....
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>>37529295
We're almost at day 69, you gonna do anything special with Holly?
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>>37529295
Anon has it really been 20 days since I was fucking with you posting
"I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day

day40-50"
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>>37529295

Kakyoinnnn! How's the day been over there gentlemen?

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what makes women cry?
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Heliocentrism
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>>37529219
Words
and my dick
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Being aproached by a manlet.

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This was 7 years ago.
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>>37529161
>you thought it was funny back then
>now you think it's sad
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the Ctrl+Alt+Del Loss comic just turned 9 years
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>>37529180
I still think it's funny anon

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Why can girls pose naked together but guys can't because it's "gay"?
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>no vag or even asshole
>naked
lmao they're just showing off their fat mounds
any overweight male or male with gyno could do the same
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>>37529151
its still gay af get it right
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>>37529151
It's only gay if you get sexually aroused.

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>tfw no qt e-bf
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You know someone's tacky when they're into pill aesthetic lol.
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>>37529058
>>tfw no qt e-bf
same actually
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>>37529058
>>37529777
Then get qt e-bfs desu~

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Listen up NEETs, depressed individuals and just underachievers in general: I'm here to teach you a fool proof way to stop being a parasite and become a productive member of society, while putting forth almost zero effort of your own.

Step one:
Visit a psychiatrist. Tell them about how little energy you have, and that you are depressed. The goal here is to get prescribed Aderall l SR20, and Bupropion. The Adderall will provide an enormous high and immediate burst of energy, and will make you WANT to do productive things to better your life, while the bupropion will boost your dopamine and seratonin and make you less depressed overall. But you're still not done.

One month later, go back to the psychiatrist and say the Adderall helped a lot, but you find yourself exhausted after it wears off. Inquire about the possibility of a 2nd Adderall. Now you will WANT to be productive twice a day for about 3-5 hours each.

Step 3: Go back to psychiatrist and tell them that the adderall has helped you A LOT and that you're doing much better in life, but you are getting exhausted in the evening and that a third dose would push you over the edge. If you are successful, then congratulations, You will now have enormous energy and desire to be productive for pretty much the entire time you're awake.

BUT you're STILL not done. Taking all this Adderall will make your tolerance build up FAST, and you must take steps to counter act it. DXM counters Adderall tolerance, so if you feel the effectiveness of the pills start to wane, you should take a cap full of Delsym for three consecutive nights and your tolerance should be reset. Taking chelated magnesium nightly should counter a tolerance as well.

If you've made it this far,you are ready to transform your life. You can be as lazy as you want, and you will still want to be productive because you're on Adderall. You will want to get a job, go back to school, go the gym, whatever, all with zero effort.
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Optional final step: Adderall can cause anxiety, and that is only magnified by being on it three times a day. If you find yourself in this situation, tell your doctor that you NEED the Adderall three times a day, but hate the anxiety, and have them prescribe Ctalopram, which will pretty much take all the stress out of your life.
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>falling for the medicine jew

Fuck off doc.
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What about the crippling addiction to prescription pills?

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So how come I'm still a fucking failure?
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test.mensa.no

30 minute commitment
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did you have a terrible childhood?
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>>37529007
It was pretty healthy as far as I know. Nuclear family, got enrolled in random things like taekwondo and sports, not popular in school but generally decently well liked by people.

Now broke, depressed, and failed half my courses in uni

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I found the asian male white female spammer youtube account guys.
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the person who asian male and white female is called eurasian tiger and he also spams the black/interracial stuff too
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>>37528990
Yeah he hangs out on forum lookism all the time. He made a post over there saying he has collection of woman's used panties he bought.
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>>37528956
>Implying spaming blacked shit will ever change the world, get him a waifu and add 5" to his micropenis.

Just leave the poor kid alone, his life is shit. He's a literal mongrel hapa.
Do you ever understand how dire the situation is? 80% of /r9k/ obese neckbeards have bigger dicks.

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>tfw 108 IQ (actually tested by doctor)
>tfw couldn't even graduate HS
>tfw failed nearly every test from 6th grade onwards
>tfw 4th grade math level.
>tfw still need to count on my fingers
>tfw can barely spell without the help of a computer.
>tfw spent 3k on computer parts but now returning them because too stupid to put together.

Having a low Iq is true hell on earth, there is not a worse fate. If you have a high IQ you CANNOT be a robot. With a high IQ you have something to be proud of, you can accomplish things and feel a big sense of accomplishment, such as doing well in school, having a good job, being able to do hobbies such as programming ect. People will look up to you as the "smart guy" As a low Iq robot I have absolutely nothing, doomed for life from the start. Giving birth to a low iq child is one of the worst things a person can do. I will suffer until I am finally pushed over the edge and end it all. Low Iq denied me a happy life, and there's nothing I can do about it.
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you've got about 40 more iq points than people in africa, bro.
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just move to the united states in an original fashion
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>>37528936
IQs can change. Its not a static thing.

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ITT: Autistic things only you do

> Find a new object in house, tote it around like a child with a doll. Different item every day.
> Make up my own new plots/goals while playing vidya games.
> When happy/exited I punch the air and squeal.
> Talk to "headquarters" through watch, reporting on various mundane tasks I'm doing.
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Here we go.

>be me
>2nd grade
>just discovered jacking off
>didn't know I could use my hands
>grind up against shit instead
>one day
>in class writing stories
>feel my inner lust rising
>reproductionmode.mp4
>stand up
>literally mount the chair like a horse
>rubbing my dick on the spine of the chair like a saw
>classmate asks me wtf I'm doing
>mfw I told him I was riding to Mexico on my trusty horse
>nut in my pants while looking him straight in the eyes
>never talks to me again
>fast forward later that night
>Mom got a call from the teacher
>ohfuck
>"anon your teacher said students were extremely uncomfortable today after you 'performed' for them"
>left literally speechless
>my 2nd grade mind struggled to formulate a response
>I run into my room and hide for the rest of the day
>never spoke about this again
>can't look my mom in the eye
>mfw
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>>37528922
>drive my car slowly over uneven, rough terrain
>imagine myself as a panzer commander slowly making way to the frontlines to fight the Allies
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>>37529144
>2nd grade
whew lad

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100% of Newfags don't know the story behind this banner.
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Last night I hawaiian punched you're waifu?
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Pron shop
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>>37528808
>>37528827
Outed yourselves as newfags

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>I can only exercise if I get naked
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>>37528782
that's not naked, she still has clothes on. kind of disappointed
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>wear zip up pants in elementary school
>get made fun of
>hot girl wears them
>gets praised by normies
fuck this gay earth
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>>37528782
um literally who thinks this? like every girl i know exercises for themselves (to be healthy and live long) --- has nothing to do with being naked or being with a boy.

s/o to you for misconstruing everything though because you're a beta manlet

enjoy diabetes ;)

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Post phone screen
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>>37528751
>having an iPhone
>having instagram
Sure is summer in here
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Who is the best Yo-Kai and why is it Jibanyan?
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>>37528751
>>37528862
>emails past the three digit mark
I can get past the normie apps but goddamn

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>fart under the covers
>stick head in to get a whiff
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>cup hands around anus
>let out a big fart
>quickly move hands to face and take a nice whiff
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>>37528662
Please. Stop. Just kill yourself
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>>37528662
>fill up tub
>lay in it and pee
>bathe in peewater

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Eyes thread

Lets see some purple bags and dead ones
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welcome to my world of schizophrenia and insomnia
Origorino comment
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poopoo papa pee pee

>>37528544
kinda jealous of your color
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Orgauagagaggagahagauaoofeyes

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