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Aya onii san
can i be your friend again.
i cant stop crying all day how should i deal with the stress
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i didnt mean to stalk you at all in the server
i just wanted to be a different person
when i talked to you in there i felt safe again
and i cried tears of happiness. can you bring that same feeling to me one day
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My legs hurt from painting yesterday. I had to do lots of squats.
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>>37541421
my body aches too a lot
i only had one meltdown today i think
how do i stop thinking about him

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would this be enough ?

http://www.frankonia.fr/Fusil+semi-auto+Mach+3+/Gladius/Apercu.html?Numero_d_article=136720&sortOption=price_asc&navCategoryId=6583
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>>37541281
Buy a real gun you fucking faggot
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Yes it would. Your comment has been muted.
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>>37541312
yes but it s expensive

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Do you prefer shaved or bush, robots?
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Shaved. Hair in the way of eating someone out is gross.
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>>37541125
Who cares pic related is 10/10 with butterface.
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>>37541125
Bush is okay. No bush is okay. I am adapt!

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tell me about yourself or ask about what I do.
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>>37541096
that's the most retarded thing ever. dogs can walk. are they afraid of their dogs getting their paws dirty? fookin retards
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>>37541161
that pupper is content why does that bother you
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>>37541220
i am reminded of the time i slipped on ice while walking on the sidewalk and fell really hard on my back. a fall like that could kill a dog

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Am I a faggot for wanting my dick sucked by this trap?
I'm straight but this trap is driving me crazy
he's so, SO attractive to me, and those piercings make me rock hard
he talks about sucking dick in one of his videos and i got a boner
i want to fuck his mouth so bad
i'm thinking about making out with him and making him swallow my load and it gets me diamonds, but seeing his ass, knowing its a dude, and imagining he has a dick just kills my boner
he's making me feel so conflicted
i have no interest in males or traps otherwise, but this one....
im not a faggot, im not bi, so why does he make me so rock hard? does anyone else have similar feelings?
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>>37541024
I love her channel for some reason, even though I know she would probably despise me.

and no ur not gay bro, they have female features and are actively trying to be the person they feel they are. but I think she has a girlfriend tho
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I can only jack off if I see the girl has a penis, or at least it's not shown that its an actual girl that well. As soon as I see a vagina I get pretty turned off, same as when I see the guy's face.
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>>37541024
it's a bit faggy since you're probably getting hard on the idea of getting your dick sucked by a dude without anything like chest hair or overly muscular bodies getting in the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr5qzV-8Zkc&feature=youtu.be

Why dont you betas just stop hating the world and ask out one those 10 girls a day who flirt with you? Are you really so misanthropic that you dont even want gfs?
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no girl has talked to me since i left college 3 months ago

even then the only girls who were comfortable around me had boyfriends and were in their late 20's
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>>37541022
There are 10 girls that flirt with me every day?
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I don't have my bait folder on this computer, so have a pepe who's really disappointed in you.

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Streetview doxxing edition
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playing tekken desu
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Milk Cat 70
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3rd for fighting away the suicidal thoughts

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I might have sperg'd

>Haven't slept for 36 hours
>after work
>taking train home
>something funny happens with this kid on the train and I laugh, catch some qt grill laughing too
>she looks my way
>our eyes lock
>qt af
>I'm with my mega-sperg friend
>talking and shit with him
>finally get on train
>see girl sit down
>sit on the row in front of her
>talking with friend
>she's sitting in a way where I can catch glances of her
>"is she looking at me or am I imagining it?"
>this happens a couple more time
>I'm still talking with friend because what else am I gonna do
>last stop
>girl gets up
>I get up fast to be near her
>friend catching up behind me
>I had written my number down on a piece of paper while in the train
>door about to open, realize it's the one on my side
>I have to leave train first
>step out
>look behind me, acting like I'm waiting for my friend
>see grill step out
>give paper to her and say "here, you dropped this"
>I can't even keep a straight face
>she looks at me with a smile, like she knows I'm bullshitting
>takes my piece of paper anyway
>continues to walk down stairs while I wait for my friend

DID I FUCK UP? DID I MAKE A FOOL OF MYSELF?

SEND HELP I AM PANICKING!
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That's alpha as fuck, I wouldn't have done that. You did good.
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seems a lil bit of stereotypical move by a to grills appreciate that, or she'll think you're doing it as an ironic thing which some grills also like. wait toes if she texts - and if not its not a big deal, if you're able to pull shit like this there are p much infinite fish in the sea for ya! good luck my man :))
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>>37540925
>>37540937
oh god, that's a relief, thanks anons. I thought maybe it only looked good in my head.

This was about less than an hour and a half ago.

but now I don't want to fall asleep early, because what if she calls/texts

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Haha I spent another 8 hours sitting in front of the pc while putting off eating and drinking

At least I will lose weight this way by slowly starving myself.
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I tried and failed to not eat any carbs today. I'll try again tomorrow, I really wish my family would stop buying such nice food.
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You realize that not eating regularly will only encourage binge eating and storage of fat. Not to mention the considerable muscle loss that occurs makes you look worse. Just eat extra protein.
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I can't even imagine.

>Average looking guy
>Settle for ugly bug-eyed wife
>Predict that both your genes will mellow out
>Genetic gamble
>Have 4 bug-eyed, round-faced kids
>Your face when you produce 4 reject children
>Literally so ugly they look retarded, even if they aren't
>Every hour at home you spend in a constant struggle to resist the urge to drown your genetic aberrations
>Forcing yourself to pretend to love your wife until you die of a stress-related illness
>You know she is a genetic cancer, a literal monster who birthed 4 doomed children

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How has the liquid hebrew fucked you over robots?
I recently threw a girl who liked me down the shitter, just to look like i didn't care about her, went overboard and now it's over.

Also post nice music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v54vZ4W8598
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>>37540830
alcohol is fine, you are the problem
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>Week not drinking

How my life is dull shit. Not being hungover half the time maybe makes it worth it.
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>>37540906

Wow, not how.

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give me one (1) valid reason why you hate feminism

no virgin replies plz
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i support equality

feminism gives power only to women, this is unethical and sexist
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It enables both a hivemind echo chamber of leddit based thoughts and opinions, as well as selfish behavior that is really about how certain men and women just want things for themselves.
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>>37540793
That girl is hot af
I would pay for her to fart on my dick
Good for her, giving it for free

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>>37540524
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>>37540524
manlet uprising
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>>37540524

I don't see anything wrong with this though.

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Get in here oldfags, how are you holding up? Share your feels.
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But hole
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I'm tempted to apply to the police academy. But terrified of failing
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>>37540976
>nearly 31
Fuck

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>girl agreed to take my cuddle virginity
Am I still welcome on this board?
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>>37540301
Hope you get AIDS BITCH REEEEEEEEE
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It's already infested with failed normies anyways
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>going to lose my eye contact virginity tomorrow
what am i in for guys?

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I'm a fuckin' neet, you don't get it do ya?
Government says you can't work for money so they hand it to ya
Got room service, get my tendies biiiiitch
Collect checks like I'm a bookie at Santa Anita
Tell your friends I'm taking their tax dollars too
Eatin' McDonald's, buyin' vidya gotta whole lot to do
Chris-Chan, bought two anime figurines
Still getting paid and I don't do a fucking thing
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
Ain't worked a day in my life, wagies work for every meal
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>>37540197
This is the best deal.
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>>37540197
I'm a wagecuck and I love these threads
Keep up the good work OP
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>>37540286
Roasties don't know how I feel

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