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Describe yourself. The first anon with the same final post number as you is your new life partner.
Good luck!
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>>37544248
I'm boring, and lonely. Pls be buddy
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>23
>work in the airline industry
>go to school part time
>lots of drug use and drinking
>live on my own with a roommate
>large enjoyment of scifi and literature
>into stuff like lucid dreaming
>post on 4chan maybe a few times a year
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>>37544248
Legit depressed with mild borderline symptoms to spice things up
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I have a beautiful gf that I love very much but we're in a long distance relationship and only see each other a week or so every 2 months so I get really lonely.
A few months ago I decided to give in my old bicurious fetish and found a guy on grindr to suck his cock. I was really nervous the first time but I really enjoyed it so it became a habit, every weekend I'd go at his place and I'd get to play with his cock all night.
Then a few days ago, we decided to have sex finally, I would bottom cause I only care about acting as the girl and he came in my ass. It felt so good that I just don't want to stop seeing him but every time after we're done I feel guilty about my gf. I know she's faithful, I was trying to convince myself that only having oral sex, only giving it, and being with a male wasn't actually cheating but since we had sex and we even made out in the heat of the moment I realize how I only was making excuses.
I just don't know what to do...
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Holy shit you sound like aslut. Did you dress up as a girl when you got fucked?
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>>37544054
Yeah you do.
But do you have the balls to do it? You need to either tell her, or just end it. Sounds like you're into the guy more anyway.
But don't be a cheating whore. Show a little loyalty
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>>37544097
No I'm not really effeminate but in my head I was a complete girly slut yeah.
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>be me
>in 4th grade
>always take the school bus home
>sitting next to kid called Ricky
>13 year old in 5th grade walks up
>tells Ricky to give him his glasses
>Ricky says no
>big kid punches Ricky square in the nose
>makes a disgusting noise as it connects
>blood splurting out of Rickys nose
>I jump into the aisle and stand on a seat in the back
>little helpless Ricky starts getting the shit kicked out of him
>Big kid stands on top of Ricky
>I can see him stomping Rickys face
>the sight of it makes me nauseous
>we reach my bus stop
>run off the bus while Ricky gets stomped unconscious
Cont?
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>>37543972
yesssssiirrrrr
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>>37543972
>Cont?
no. and go back to where you once came
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>>37543972
>fight breaks out on school bus
>driver doesn't stop
>driver apparently can't restrain a 5th grader
I'll take things that didn't happen for $2000 Alex
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Have you met your kind of girl or is she non existent in real life?
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I did but I spooked her off by being obsessive
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>>37543971
Idk what I want senpai, but afaik I haven't met her.
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>>37543971
Only online. both of them lived far away and eventually cut contact or ghosted me.
What is your excuse for not having a super hot GF that cosplays all kinds of hot characters for yo, robots? If this guy can do it, so can you.
Just be yourself.
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>>37543963
Because 9/10 times they're crazy
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>>37544008
That's part of the charm. Just find one who matches your own crazy and be yourself.
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I hope robots aren't posting because they're out getting cosplay girlfriends.
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Fellow femanons - let's play!
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>>37543937
Tf does 'muddin' mean?
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what's wrong with asking 'you want to ...?'
I just asked a girl "feel like getting some food after uni tomorrow" and she was more than happy to
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>>37544084
It's a profile question and it's a cop-out answer. Kind of like when it says "Favorite movies, music, TV and food?" and they say "just ask"
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ITT: autistic shit only you do
>read posts im making outloud over and over under my breath trying to decide if it sounds right
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>something bad/unexpected happens
>say NANI? in a quiet voice
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>Close my eyes when flashbanged in CsGo
>spread out my ass cheeks before sitting on the pooper.
>Only drink with a straw. I hate the wet stuff hitting my lip. icky sticky.
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>>37544131
>spread out my ass cheeks before sitting on the pooper
okay to be fair that one's completely viable because if you just sit on there cheeks firmly pressed together you'll have to wipe out your whole fuckin buttcrack, fuck doing that shit
Is college the best time to lose your virginity?
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>>37543886
Well, since you're shitposting here you should take advantage of any situation possible to lose your virginity since you may get 4 in your lifetime
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Yes, desu. Girls are in their prime and they're also pretty stupid at that age too.
They don't have their parents their to control them, so they just run wild experiencing new shit and doing whatever. Sex is like half the college experience
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>>37543886
Eh, you should just do it when you're ready. The sooner the better. College is a good time to experiment since so many different types of women are in close proximity.
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How do you robots cope with the fact that no female will ever willingly have sex with you, of her own volition?
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I try to not think about it desu
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i will soon cope with it by having degenerate sex with sexbots
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>>37543835
Because most of them have pretty low standards and through a little luck and alcohol we'll all be okay.
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Girl I know from way back when has reappeared in my life 2017-06-06 09:24:44 Post No.37543793
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I think my life has become a chinese cartoon /r9k/
Dunno how long this will take to greentext but I think writing it out will be cathartic or something
>be 6/7
>neighborhood is full of old people
>only one other family with a kid my age
>its a homeschooled girl
>her parents encourage my parents to let us play together so their kid can have a friend
>hit it off with her immediately
>constantly go over to her house and roleplay as Redwall characters in her backyard
>build a fort out of fallen tree branches and shit
>grow older
>teach her how to ride a bike
>introduce her to my favorite vidya (which was the first age of empires, lel)
>basically ideal childhood friendship
>age 11
>dad's job wants us to relocate to new york city (had been living in the south up to this point)
>the choice is either move or no job at all
>cry and beg my parents not to do it
>they do it anyway
>have to explain to my friend that i'm leaving and can't come back
>worst summer of my life
>years pass
>focus on other shit
>gradually forget about everybody i knew back where i was born
>now i am 21
>a month or so ago
>receive a friend request on normiebook
>it's her
>profile picture is her circa age 11 so there is no doubt
>she sends me a message asking if i still live in nyc
>i do
>she is going to come up and visit over the summer because she's transferring to a school in the city
>not my school but maybe an hour or two away
>wants to meet up
>wracked with anxiety because the last time i knew this girl we were pretending to be badgers and shit in the woods
>no idea if we have anything in common any more
>what if she's an awful stacy now
>what if she's completely disgusted by the person i turned out to be
>say okay anyway
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>>37543793
>give her my phone number and tell her to let me know when she's in town
>a week ago
>get a text from her
>"anon! i'm gonna be in the city tomorrow, when and where do you want to meet up?"
>it's really happening
>she's staying in midtown
>know a decent pizza place near her hotel
>tell her we can get late lunch there and hang out
>planning everything out so i can be near a subway stop at all times so i can run away if i need to
>she seems excited to meet
>i am also excited but mostly just anxious
>literally feel like throwing up the whole night
>terrified i will spill my spaghetti in front of a girl who still remembers me as a fun, happy 11 year old
>what if she figures out i basically never grew out of my autism
>in the years since we last spoke, i probably became the kind of person she wouldn't like
>never stopped being a reclusive vidya sperg
>never learned how to talk to girls or be a normal social person
>started smoking weed all the time
>only friends i made were other loser stoners
>never developed any real talents
>just a listless college student with no real ambition
>sinking feeling that she's gonna hate me
>the day comes
>go down to 59th st and meet her
>realize i didn't even look through her facebook (prof pic was from back when i knew her) so i have no fucking idea what she looks like now
>walk into pizza place
>"anon!"
>holy shit
>she became beautiful
>her gangly kid features have turned into endearing quirks (i.e. a big gap between her front teeth, her freckles)
>ass like pic related
>overwhelmed by how qt she is
>she runs up and gives me a big bear hug
>literally speechless
>eventually stammer out a greeting
>we get our pizza and sit down
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c'mon post the rest
oringa-lingo
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>>37544083
>it turns out she's lesbian
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Post a picture that sums up your life
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>>37543738
everyday the same.
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what am I doing whhat am I doin gwhat am I doing ehat am I doing anymore anyomer
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>>37543738
I've never really felt much of anything in life. Not even as a child.
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I WANT A CUTE YANDERE WEEB GIRLFRIEND WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND ONE
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37543716
Its easy to find one anon its hard to find an attractive one. It just sucks if they arent attractive
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>>37543716
>pedophiles who think their urges are in anyway normal
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>>37543749
As long as she isn't obese i'll be fine.
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Is there anything worse than the "gaymers"? 2017-06-06 09:16:03 Post No.37543655
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Is there anything worse than the "gaymers"?
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>At university
>Need a place to study
>All tables are used up by manchildren playing videogames between classes
>Hunched over like Quasimodo
>Mouth agape like trouts
>Chips and soda by their side
>physique of a partially filled garbage bag
>Autistically stomp their feet or smack their mouse on the table when they lose a match
>All want to major in "videogame design"
>Decide to sit down in a chair and take a break
>"Ummmmm excusssssthe me"
>look up
>"I wasssth sthiting there!"
>Guy has a ponytail
>look over and see his $2000 gaming laptop with red led trim and $250 "gaming mouse" sitting on the ground
>Tell him to give me 15 minutes so I can eat my lunch
>He rolls his eyes and walks away
Why haven't these people been exterminated?
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you have to be one to know one.
they're basically a drug, like cocaine they stimulate the part of the brain associated with going towards a goal, your reward centers get huge thrills, you are not yourself, you press buttons. It's masturbation and escapism.
The only cure is to be happy in the real world but the video games offer a way of escape and they're fun as hell and addicting. You always want to keep progressing in vidya land.
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I play games, but I don't know why some uni students do it in public. I would be too ashamed and be too embarrassed to do that. Games are basically drugs to me. I play games for the same reason a drug addict shoots heroin. You're basically getting really fucked up in public and hoping for people not to mock or mess with you.
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>>37543655
in what world does a tubby console pleb have a skinny girl soliciting him for sex
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Do you dislike me?
i dont know whats wrong with me but im afraid of getting close to others and people being nice feels weird. i feel safe talking to you
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i shouldnt say the word sorry anymore
i realize how bad this comes off to you
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youre nice to people
and youre interesting to talk with
the hobbies you talk about are always fun to join in on
even if i know nothing about cars
and i liked listening to music with you
nobodies ever this nice to me
it made me feel like i was taken care of by you
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God I knew a girl like this op. She was fucking annoying to be around. They never realize that their """niceness""" is incredibly draining
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>tfw reported every drug dealer whilst at school
>tfw got many more people arrested and significantly reduced the flow of drugs through my school
Reported a nigger on my Facebook who took a picture with a bag of weed to Crime Stoppers and he got his hous raided less than 12 hrs later
Used one of my fake accounts on Facebook to convince a kid to go somewhere with ecstasy and I sent the police there he got arrested kek
Sent a report to the local Crime Stoppers that a known drug dealer at my high school was selling drugs to Middle schoolers and I got his house raided and he was arrested
I can share more. Please post your stories btfoing normans
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Doing God's work. Fuck druggies
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Hmmm, I feel like I've seen this before...
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>>37543521
What do we say to bait?
Sage.