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brown boys like me should be feminized and worship superior white cocks, that's what I think
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Lol another one of these threads
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brown boys like me should have their cocks locked up in a cage and be forced to take hrt, that's what I think.
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>>37549314
I thought whites were the girls.

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>cute new coworker
>she has a boyfriend
>decide to orbit her, become her friend, then pounce on her when they inevitably break up
>9 months of hanging out with her, taking her out, paying for it, and buying her gifts
>they finally break up
>h..here we go
>tell her I love her
>she just wants to be friends
>call her out on leading me on all these months
>she pulls the I thought we were just friends card
>cunt turns my coworkers against me and they all think I'm a creep

Fuck women. They're are manipulative whores.
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>>37549300
>willingly orbiting
>thinks he's in the right

Lmao faggot.
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>>37549300
Well deserved to be quite honest.
You know how it works
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>>37549300
Are you retarded? Because it sounds like you're retarded.

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Why do normies fake smile so much?
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I don't. When I see beta autists, I don't even fake smile, I just grimace. LMAO. That or just ignore them . I try not to make eye contact with them because looking at them makes me feel disgusted

I feel like the only people who' fake smile' , which I don't know who would, would be like.. service industry workers? Idk not sure.
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>>37549171
Smiling makes those around you feel at ease.
If you are constantly frowning then you make people uncomfortable and defensive towards you.
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Why do Russians stigmatize smiling?

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please comment originally in this thread
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>>37549024
oki op how was your day ok great bye
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This thread will die quickly
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>>37549169
not if I keep it alive
orgasmically

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>dog has cancer, 2 weeks to live tops

now i'll have literally no friends.
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get a new dog
diamond dozen
bow wow such companion
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>>37548979
just get another dog. dogs are shit anyways cats are much better
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Hey man, sorry about that OP, I real--*cough cough* I'm really sorry O-*bfsbfpfafbfp* OP.. I'm really S-HARHAR...... Op, I realy hop-SAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>breathes in

FUCKIN LOLEEEEeeEeeEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Anime rec thread
I need some escapism bots, recommend things that'll pull my heart strings, tryna fill the void of tfw no gf and whatnot
Some shit I've seen so the rec's will be relevant
>Akame ga Kill! (compared to manga show is shit)
>SAO (yeah yeah i know i know but i like it ok)
>Code Geass
>Gurren Lagann
>Re: Zero
>The Irregular at Magic High School
>Black Bullet
>Future Diary (focus on this one this is my fav)
>Familiar of Zero
>JJBA

Don't shit on me too hard for taste pls thanks guys
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>>37548968
Getbackers
Cowboy Bebop
Samurai Champloo
Nausicaa of the Winds
Van Helsing Ultimate
Yu Yu Hakusho
Black Cat
Berserk
Monster
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>Anime

Watch yourself some Japanimation
>Robotech
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>>37548968
>JJBA
This person can be saved
>Wait, what is th-
>SAO
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OP

What do you do when your friends start talking about sex and dating? How do you avoid them finding out that you're a huge virgin?
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>>37548880
>Yeah, man, I fucked this random bitch on Tinder last week, shit was great
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Just fuck the bitch. She won't care she won't care unless you have a tiny dick.
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>>37548880

My friends don't talk about sex. I never been part of a conversation like that. Only 1 of 4 is a virgin. Strange

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>be me
>asian, 5'4, 110lbs, amerifag
>get confused for a girl without glasses.
>completely introverted and have no confidence
>can't even become token asian bf for girls
>too short even for my own kind I'm told.
>not many azn femanons here so...

Should I just suicide? gpa's in the tanker this semester...
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BE MY BF YOU STUPID FAGGOT
I want an azn cute boy bf so bad
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Be my asian gf (male) pls
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>>37548879
Are you cute? Height isn't much of a big deal. If not then yeah probably.

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Lets talk about our loli experiences robots, just now i remembered this thing that happened like 6 months ago:
>im in a party
>im with my college friends but its actually a party for my friends sister
>she is 14
>its full of 12,13,14 year old lolis
>i bought a bottle of vodka for me
>im not sharing it
>drinking straight from the bottle
>its 1250 mlts
>finish it
>totally wasted
>my friends sister starts talking to me
>"do you have a gf anon?"
cont?
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>>37548789
yeah, go on man I wanna hear.
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>>37548789
No, do not continue, it's not pre-typed, so kill yourself
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>i dont remember what i said
>i say a lot of shit when im drunk
>probably said no
>"do you like any of my friends anon?"
>my drunk self realises this could be a trap
>"uhh i dont know"
>she brings me to the center of a row full of lolis
>totally-tubular-dude.jpg
>"hey girls do you like anon?"
>"uhh hi i guess"
>"he is single, he is kind of cute"
>blackout
>wake up
>i am hugging a loli
>dark hair, i cant see her eyes
>a lot shorter than me
>my friend comes screaming
>"anon those girls are only 13 you are 19 what the fuck are you doing?"
>my friends are laughing because they know i like lolis
>leave my precious loli
>go to my home walking
>it was a 5 km walk at 6 am
>i took my friends dog to the walk
>i lost it before i got to my home

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>october, 2010
>be me anon
>first day at the center
>i was brought in for anti social behavior and sexual deviance
>wake up to my handler ripping my blanket off of me
>brought to shower, doused with delousing powder, the whole deal
>see some losers in the towel room, some clay for me to mold
>saunter over to the biggest guy there and ask what he is in here for
>"a-a to t-too many shit j-jugs"
>he is perfect
>"You wana be my second in command?", "I am forming a gang, see."
>the thick skulled mongoloid's face lights up
>"of course, i-i have never been in a gang!"
>lunch rolls around, me and my second in command sit at a table
>"hey shit bag, check out those goobs over there" i say
>"what about them" the moron quips
>"I am feeling a bit cold, go get me the vinyl trenchcoat the small one is wearing"
>my second in command criss crosses towards the table and rips the coat of of the manlet, gasps are heard around the room
>"bring me my coat, my gloid!"
>he drapes the trenchcoat over my heaving shoulders
>"what do we do now?"
>"We assemble the rest of the gang" i hiss
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I was place under evaluation once, op. No gangs though. Only there for a couple weeks. Only downside is I can't buy a gun anymore.
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>>37548701
>two weeks later
>two more members
>one with a gimp leg
>one with a colostomy bag
>"hey anon, what do we call ourselves?" my ass brained second squeels into my face
>"we are anon and the Junk Kids"
>get gimp leg to start rolling napkins into shurikens and hardining them with colostomy bag guys endless supply of shit
>my second in comand sharpens the hardened product against his adult braces
>in no time my gang has asembled 40 some shurikens
>more than enough to break free
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>not smuggling your own shuriken into the center

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Its just 9 but im laying in bed waiting to fucking fall asleep. I have nothing going on in my life.

Ever since i got kicked out of University ive lost my motivation to live
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>>37548592
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten kicked out of university then. You made your bed on this one, anon.

It's time to move on from your failure and get a job.
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>>37548615
Ive been trying to get a job all year.
I would live to have a fucking job
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but you know the thing about jobs is they usually require you to have a degree or some kind of skill

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>tfw 20 and never had a job
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>>37548557
Tbhh it's like having a clean slate you don't have a reputation to worry about.
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>>37548557
mental problems ey?
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>>37548627

nigga just don't report jobs on your resume and you're in the same situation

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What's are the first things you should do when you become homeless?
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shelter i guess
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are you going /homeless/ op?

if so why, give us a greentext
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>>37548547
avoid other homeless people find a book on wilderness survival

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Why aren't you using linux?

It's almost like you don't respect your freedoms
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you're not special, the govt isnt going to zone in on your convo you special snowflake wannabe schizo fuck
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>>37548350
I use linux on my shittiest computers - basically my old desktops and phones (android is technically linux)
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>>37548368
lol ok. it's totally normal to use windows

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Story time
>Be me
>3rd grade
>Learning American History
>Lesson is on segregated schools (or something like that)
>Teacher calls on me to answer a question
>Not sure what to call Negros
>I announce the blacks as slaves
>"Anon, the Africa Americans have already been freed from slavery by this time."
>mfw
I didn't know what to call them, my young mind didn't know any better, so many damn names... Fucking slaves.

Anybody else got an embarrassing school story? Bonus points if this is the first time telling anybody.
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>be me
>missed day of school because 'sick'
>in science class
>we're doing a group project
>since I have to catch up on individual work I don't get a group
>teacher wanted me to be involved so she let me pick two groups to sit next to me
>look at one group
>"he's looking at us"
>wait five minutes because no one I pick will want me
>teacher picks for me

FUCK
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>Fresh man year
>school is primarily black
>get locker number 666
>principle asks if i want to change
>tell him no
>kids start to notice
>people look at me weirdly
>thinking i would play a joke i buy a satanist book
>leave satanist book in sight at all times during day
>during science class i leave it out before going to the bathroom
>come back and nobody is sitting next to me
>the black kids look at me like i am possesed
>whole class is in a ruckas over it
>from that day forward i was known as a devil worshipper

Those 4 years shure were something.
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>>37548405
>at all times
there's where you fucked up
should have left it in the locker

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