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You're on your way to the club, when this woman stops you and tells you to lick her asshole and smell her shoe.

What do you do?
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lick her asshole and smell her shoe
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>>37551160
fall in love


champion dinner
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>>37551160
Say no, wonder why the hell Im going to a club, go home.

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I got fucked by a 320lb guy with a 10" dick last week and my ass is still constantly bleeding. What should I do?

it was the most painful experience of my life btw
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You should greentext it.
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That sounds disgusting, why did you let him touch you? Did he pay or something?
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>>37551286
Was a 50yo papa gymrat at the place I work

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Have you ever thought of kidnapping and torturing someone you hate for revenge or just for lulz?

Why not?

If you did, who was it and what would you do to him/her?
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nope
caring about a person enough to want to torture them takes too much effort
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>>37551067
I imagine kidnapping a sex slave is a fantasy we've all had at least once as a teenager, right?
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>>37551067
Some people deserve death and live, some people die who do not deserve to.
But not much can be done about it.

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I swear to christ it's like my mom intentionally chooses her words wrong when I talk to her. She has no clue how much I want to pop her in the mouth when she talks to me. Every morning she gives me an ear beating, she always finds a way to bring our conversation back to me 'being on that fucking computer' and she constantly compares me to my chad cousin.
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Move out and you wont have to worry about it. Just leave and leave a fat ogre shit on the floor for her to pick up. She'll get the message.
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>>37551066
Your mother gave birth to you and raised you. Sounds like she's giving you good advice too. Stop spending so much time on the computer and listen to your mother you dumb little edgy cunt.
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>>37551102
I dont think I make enough to be independent

>>37551127
fuck off /r9k/ normie

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I've been seeing this a lot lately. Whenever someone posts a picture of an average or below average looking girl everyone comments about how ugly she looks and how they would not date her.

For example whenever I post my oneitis (pic related) everyone comments with things like:

>why are you worshipping an average girl
>disgusting I would never date her
>why do you faggots have such low standards?

Let me make this clear, if you browse this board you are not desirable. Your looks are extremely hideous. Stop having such high standards for outer appearance and only further restricting the amount of girls willing to even glance at your disgusting ass.

If you have the luxury of choosing what kind of girl you would like to date you are a normie and don't belong here. You need to leave this board right now. That is all.
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>>37551028
Learned helplessness, excuse making and a comically inflated ego.

And then there is also the misogyny and the confirmation bias that is so common on this board.
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Guys who like asian girls are fucking beta. Just kill yourself. You could never get a white woman.
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>>37551162
>m-muh master race

Fuck off /pol/
And besides I'm black so I'll take both white and Asian women thank you very much

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ITT:
>Femanons, and I guess fagbots (your opinion means substantially less bc I'm not gay)
>left or right?
Do you prefer a well kempt bear mode, or a nu-male look alike, even if not nu-male.
I understand both sides, but i need to know asap.
Pic related, bear mode, and apparent nu-male all in 1.
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bear mode looks like shit and looks like you don't give a shit

nu-male is a solid look for you, sorry about your attractiveness
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>>37551025
Nu-male is the better look by far for you. Total cutie.
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Who said thats me?
Just the best reference material could find. Currently best mode.

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Who else here was born in 1995? How are you coping with the fact that our youth is now completely over and wasted?
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it's not, you've just given up hth
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yea I agree you are just a faggot who wants to commiserate with even gayer fags
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>>37550993
Early 00's flash animations and games are so nostalgic, I was born in the 80's so not my childhood but I really appreciate this time.

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Is living amongst Asians while as a white person pretty much activating god mode?
>they all worship you
>centre of your friendship circle they always want to hang out with you
>girls treat you like your chad even if you're 5'9" and they can't recognise facial ugliness in white people because we all look the same to then
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>>37550984
Asian qts are pretty nice to be around
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>>37550984
No.

Especially far-east asians. The only people spouting this bullshit have never lived abroad or are trying to sell you something.
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Being a white person surrounded by asians is the same as being an asian surrounded by white people.
You'll get all the people who enjoy you as a novelty and have a boner for that ethnicity, everybody else will ignore you.

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hey anons, isn't a little weird that every robot here has "7x5 dick"? Why are you lying, it's anonymous
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D-do you have any more cocks to share, anon?
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But I actually do have a 7x5.5 inch dick
I measured it and that's how big it is
I mean, it isn't so unbelievable, it's just a bit over average
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They're not lying to you, they're lying to themselves.

t. robot with 5 inch dick, I think

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I fucked a cat
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>>37550967
details now anon
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Your dingus must be really tiny!
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Show me the proof

If you're over the age of 17 and still play video games, you are a manchild, period.
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>>37550929
if you're over the age of 17 and still let other people's standards define what you're supposed to enjoy, you are a cucked faggot, period.
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that heavy lost weight
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>>37551460
FPBP
third post most original post

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Why are some people so self-destructive? It's like they go out of theri way to make their lives difficult.
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>>37550922
So that they can have something to blame their shortcomings on besides themselves.
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>>37550922
Happiness is too hard (impossible) to attain, and humans get bored really easily. They vastly prefer drama over boredom, it's more important to be entertained than "happy."
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Holy shit she looks like fucking eggman now

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Tell me about anti-anxiety meds boys.

I'm reading about them in another tab but I want to hear some testimonials that aren't written by pharmaceutical shills.

What side effects have you gone through?
How do you feel when you're not on them, or stop taking them?
Have you developed any permanent effects from them?
Are they addicting at all?

Stuff like that are my main concerns. I'm not sure I want to take them but I'm trying to look into my options here.
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I've been taking Trazodone for about six months now and it's great.

For the longest time, I was terrified of taking an antianxietal medication for various reasons. I was scared that it'd alter my sense of self, of withdraw symptoms and dependencies.

After six months, I can say my fears were unfounded. Trazodone doesn't function the same way as an SSRI; it improves your ability to process the neurochemicals that help you feel calm, rather than flooding your system with the good shit and setting you up for a crash.

The best way to describe its function is that, instead of subduing or neutralizing my emotions, it "caps" the upper limit of my anxiety. Instead of being completely overwhelmed by something, I experience an appropriate amount of stress and am able to handle circumstances accordingly.

Trazodone can come with withdrawal symptoms and tolerances- I missed a dose one evening and was a little more anxious than usual. Right now I take 50Mg total daily; my girlfriend takes 100Mg.

Don't be afraid to try something, Anon. It's vastly improved my quality of life and, with a doctor's consultation, could do the same for you.
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Clonidine, starting naltrexone next week.

What side effects have you gone through?
>sleepy, dizzy, bike riding is impaired
How do you feel when you're not on them, or stop taking them?
>like I'm about to collapse from exhaustion from hyperviggilance
Have you developed any permanent effects from them?
>no but I have facial twitching from antipsychotics
Are they addicting at all?
>no but I am dependent

It's not as cognitively impairing or emotionally dulling as other medicine, and also helps with the 'tism a lot. I think naltrexone is just going to let me fill up my "dopamine" bucket
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>>37551064

What happens if you can't take them consistently is a large issue. I am a pourfag and if I were suddenly unable to afford the medication or treatment for one reason or another (Which is looking very likely as it is but I'm not too sure what a steady prescrip would even cost) I'd be left hanging.

Taking anything that I would be dependent on when it isn't a guarantee I'd be able to have access to it at all times seems like a bad situation. I feel like I'm pretty stuck right now.

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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again/ Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay.
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>>37550832
traps are still male at the end of the day
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google.com/search?q=homosexual+definition
adjective
1.
(of a person) sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
noun
noun: homosexual; plural noun: homosexuals
1.
a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/homosexual
Definition of homosexual
1
: of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another of the same sex a homosexual man was involved in a homosexual relationship
2
: of, relating to, or involving sexual activity between persons of the same sex homosexual acts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality
Homosexuality is romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between members of the same sex

en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/homosexual
Sexually attracted to people of one's own sex.
Involving or characterized by sexual attraction between people of the same sex.
'homosexual desire'
A person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.

dictionary.com/browse/homosexuality
sexual desire or behavior directed toward a person or persons of one's own sex.

dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/homosexual
a person who is sexually attracted to people of the same sex and not to people of the opposite sex

yourdictionary.com/homosexual
adjective
The definition of homosexual is people who are sexually attracted to individuals who are the same sex, or it is something related to sexual attraction to someone of the same sex.
A man's sexual attraction to another man is an example of something that would be described as a homosexual attraction.
A bar that is primarily frequented by gay men and gay women is an example of a homosexual bar.
noun
Homosexual is defined as a person who is sexually attracted to someone of his or her own sex.

>Traps are men
>Therefore sexual attraction to traps whom are men makes you a homosexual if you are also a man
Also the straightest porn is futa on futa.
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>>37550832
I'm schlick to traps and I am NOT a lesbo

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>tfw I'm an intelligent, polite, good looking, well-mannered, smartly dressed medical student and I have a good background knowledge of medicine, history and film and I'm going to have a good, stable, secure and well-respected career with high income
>tfw Ive never ever had a girlfriend and am literally a kissless virgin whereas there are unemployed Chads covered in tattoos and STDs who are in and out of prison, practically unemployable, no formal education, can barely spell their own name, and they're fucking sluts all the time

What the fuck? Is the world wrong or I doing something wrong?
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Studying medicine to attract girls is a fucking stupid idea. Nobody cares about that.
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And what are your negative attributes? You must be sending some kind of red flag to women without realizing it. That elitist attitude probably doesn't help.
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>>37550782
The world cannot be wrong. The world is just the world.

Change your outlook brobot sounds likes you're focusing on aspects of attraction that aren't particularly important

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