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>>37554130
bars, parks, libraries, internet
literally anywhere the girls are
it's about how you handle the situation not as much where it happens

>>37554166
Im not talking location im talking scenarios or events. Are you telling me you just approach strangers on the sidewalk?

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Online, school, work, friends. Pretty muvh the easiest ways.

I don't feel like dying for Israel.

1. i'm too smart to die for nothing
2. my country is civilized and in 21st century so military does not give a lot of advantages

military is a fine place to get discipline.

but you can also join retail and discipline yourself to mgmt or a service administrator job.

there's no way to fuck up in america. you just literally have to do something.

>>37553984
Dear Normalfags of /r9k/ that are about to bombard this thread with gf faggotry,

Kill yourselves.

>>37553997
Thanks for the tip, saved me from a long text of self embarrassment

It's gonna start soon. I hope we become friends.

>>37553914
Report him to security for having his dick out with an erection.

>>37553914
Suck on that delicious bbc
I'm a femanon btw

>>37553991
That's not his fault. It's happened to me many times too at the urinal.

>>37553893
amputation desu

>>37553893
Counting calories senpai

eating healthier and smaller portions

>>37553850
>highschool dropout
>virgin
>work shitty job
>small dick
>fat
>ugly
>sperglord
>no gf
>only parents care
still do n't self-harm though

>>37553850
enjoy the summer holidays kiddo. don't leave your homework till the last day!

>>37553872
It's not my blog, you idiot. It's an article I found.

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Yes the earth is flat and Math, Science, and Visual evidence prove it. Not bogus theories freemasons feed the masses. In fact it is the easiest conspiracy to prove. Go ahead take 5 minutes and attempt to prove to yourself that the Earth curves at 8 inches per mile squared, bet you won't :)
8 inches per mile squared of curvature is unmeasurable.
The spin of earth is also unmeasurable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emwgDIFW9yc
The Theory of gravity is also unmeasureable.

Countless laser tests have been done over 8+ miles with zero curve detected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwCRej0BoA4 The speech he gives at the end really hit home.

Countless high altitude rockets/balloons have been shot into low earth orbit and every picture/video they take shows nothing but a FLAT PLANE with sun spots under the sun. (if you don't get why that's a big deal go back to school)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOBO1lPMNk

You can zoom 50+ miles away and see the shoreline and buildings of things you shouldn't otherwise see if we were on a curve. (anywhere in the world under any and all weather conditions, its not refractions you dopes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql_TTguKxnE

You can see Polaris (the north star) from the (((southern hemisphere)))

There are endless proofs just google 200 proofs the Earth is not a spinning ball and enjoy that you have been lied to.

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Then you have NASA and other space agencies clearly using CGI or fake studio sets under water.

China has my fav one, of course NASA congratulated them for this great space walk
When this was live streamed I laughed so god damn hard. If you believe this then you are forever blue pilled and lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBL98p0wZ7g [Embed]

Then you got NASA with bubbles come out of their equipment and space suits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6IZUq6v92I [Embed]

Then there is video of Russians also faking it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVSx9fC6CXk [Embed]

THEN the moon landing hoax a simple look at how there is more than one light source in the moon landing official pictures means they were not lite by the sun but by more than one source as the shadows go off at different angles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xciCJfbTvE4 [Embed]

THEN the fact that the (((moon rocks))) brought by america after the landing turned out to be nothing more than petrified wood

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/32581790/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/moon-rock-museum-just-petrified-wood/

Also the fact that thrust doesn't work in a vacuum nor does combustion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYfwlzWOYCE&t
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwK7staIj-Y&t
Endless endless endless proofs

Bottom line is as follows. Spend five minutes for your self to attempt to measure the (((curve))) of the Earth. When you find out there is way to measure such a thing and all scientific evidence points to the fact that there is no curve life becomes easier. As an ex fedora tipping atheist for 25+ years finding out there is a creator (not saying its some cosmic jewish zombie or anything) really put a new light in my life.

Or you know, just keep sucking that kike dick and giving your taxes away (20 billion a year) for CGI and fake space walks

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>>37553916
No, No, No! This mathematical things shows only one thing.. EARTH IS TREX!

>>37553808
Having trip flashback?

>>37553843
Maybe, not really sure how to put it into words.

Yeah wouldn't worry about it, I got really retarded after doing acid too often but it goes away and just doesn't come back without further use, the symptons of hppd goes down very very slowly until it either disappears completely or you just stop noticing. Maybe you are just having other troubles, need more information.

>>37553681
Do the world a favor and kill yourself p l e a s e

>>37553698
What did I originally do wrong?

Ori

>>37553681
You're a piece of shit.

oreg

>20
>Polish
>Been getting relatively close with this German girl at work, but nothing too interesting atm

>>37553598
>inb4 +200 replies of people in relationships

>>37553625
>had been relatively close with a girl on the internet but she started ghosting on me

She's the closest I had to a girlfriend

>>37553577
>tfw op is actually this retarded

>>37553577

Have you tried staying noided?

But srsly, what do you mean "ruined"? If you're a young fella' with a softy you're probably just stressed.

>>37553577
You gotta stop jerking off. Original

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me desu senpai baka origami

>>37553504
I don't give a shit about who people fuck. Even it was objectively wrong for whatever reason there's no stopping people who want to do it.

>>37553504
pretty sure being conscious at any given moment is wrong, but look where that leaves us..

>>37553398
there is no self
but the self is still afraid

>sleeping kills you
>implying dreams aren't an incredibly important part of life

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>>37553398
Dying metaphysically is not the same as dying biologically. Dumbnut.

Also 9S did nothing wrong.

>>37553370
I don't know how you people do it. I can't enjoy any form of intoxication for more than an hour or two, maybe once a week. I've tried drinking every day and all it does it make me feel like shit.

>>37553370
same anon.

i've given up on my life improving. i just want to drink and die.

>>37553429

You're supposed to stop once you're buzzed dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfRba5LWrk4

Let it go brother

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTowPghlsuk