>tfw no dom bf to ERP with me and tell me what a worthless slut i am
what's the best type of bf and why is it dom bf
>>37558940
You have to be careful anon. After you taste the pleasure fo ERP with a partner that fulfill all your fantasies you will never be able to go back.to normal fap
Go back to /lgbt/, we have far too many trannies already.
>tfw you realize that most Anons here who consider themselves robots are in fact failed normies who didn't even try and brought this misery on themselves out of fear of failure>tfw I am one of them too
>>37558918
Your post perfectly describes me OP, but who'd you consider a true robot then?
>>37558992
a fictional being used by failed normies as escape mechanism
>>37558992
idk probably someone who never had a choice
pathologic childhood, horrible accident or a terminal ilness
hard to say really
all i know is things could have been different for me now
if i tried harder, but i chose to give up and escape
So why haven't you gotten a GF with a caretaker complex yet?
They don't exist IRL.
that's me and my gf as she gently applies hemorrhoid cream to my unwashed anus every night, as I apologise to her that she has to do this
>>37558892
Who made this shitty meme. Does it comes from 4chan?
Is this a good opener? Her profile says she likes to smoke, drink wine, watch anime, play vista(nes mostly so IDK if actual gamer). Probably a girl that I can have sex with all day, smoke weed and play video games with. She also goes to the same uni and is 1 mile away, classes are out.
Bump, should I expect a reply, Thoughts?
Waiting for replies for Tinder and r9k ;_;
>>37558783
Loose the explanation point. You don't want to appear too eager.
>decided to measure my dick for the first time today
>just a little over 5 inches
Pictures for this feeling?
>>37558767
Try measuring it when it's hard?
>>37558767
Originalioso
Find a boy like this
https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/6fqwe3/lost_and_confused_about_casual_sex_multiple/
This roastie has had sex with over 40 men at the age of 19. I'm 30, and have never even kissed a girl.
How can girl complain about depression when they clearly never so much as have to spend one day alone.
>>37558758
That's fucking disgusting. Who would even want to fuck that many people?
>>37558758
From what I know sluts are a massive minority, at least in Europe.
Idk if NA Is really that slutty.
Goddamn at this point intercourse must just feel like shaking hands to her
Somebody ate the butcher's sausages! Here's what these four boys have to say:
>A: "B ate the sausages!"
>B: "D ate them all up!"
>C: "I didn't eat them, no way!"
>D: "B's totally lying!"
Only one of these rascals is telling the truth and all the others are, needless to say, lying. Can you figure out who ate the sausages?
C because he's not accusing anyone else of anything also he looks too smug
YOU MUST LIGHT THE MATCH FIRST, PROFESSOR
NEXT QUESTION, IF YOU MAY
B because he's fat
>uwwwwaaaa???? ANON! Where do you think you are looking?
>>37558468
The opposite direction fag.
If you took of that gay little blindfold youd be able to tell you robotic queer
more cute 9S
Nier Automata is an overrated game with a story that tries to be deep yet is as shallow as a puddle, forced, repetitive combat, one dimensional characters and would not receive half the praise if it weren't Japanese and if the main characters weren't attractive.
What do you guys do when you're lonely and have nobody to talk to?
>>37558462
i always come here but it's no longer the same
>>37558462
>tfw suspected schizoid
>never get lonely
>prefer not talking to anyone
get drunk and/or high
Young, happy me would've never thought he was going to end up like this
Seriously, what the FUCK was his problem here?
Jabroni got the wrong door. The leather club was two blocks down.
Gachimuchi is hilarious
>>37558375
He just came from the leatherclub, he's working out some badtensions
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Share your problems, ask questions.
3. Be listened to and cared for.
4. OP is a fag edition: I'll respond to your posts personally.
no i cant be bothered
>>37558329
I've had really bad anger for a while now, to a point where I feel like I need to just go somewhere and scream, but can't cuz don't want to get in trouble.
Also any "friends" I've had have pretty much abandoned me, and those that still talk to me only do so when they have nothing else. Otherwise they just ignore my texts until they have absolutely nothing else to do. It hurts and makes me more angry. I don't know whta to do. Everything feels hopeless.
>>37558329
Doc, how do you feel about those you deem unsalvagable? Do you pity them?
Would you let her sit on your face to prove you are not a racist?
I am very racist though
why do people think looking like a disproportionate fucking turkey leg is attractive? that's a little TOO "thicc" for my liking.
I don't like fart boxes and also I'm racist as fuck.
How's ramadan going my fellow muslims?
We're almost halfway through!
For me the hardest part is not fapping desu. I haven't fapped since ramadan started.
>>37558219
tfw I'm on my period so I can eat and drink as I please without it being Haram
>>37558258
Lucky you. How many days has it been?
>>37558219
I have to redo 8 days
I fapped
Daily Reminder that Staceys and Chads are the nice people you see in this world. It's the NORMIES and failed NORMIES who are the enemies of of robots
>>37558197
Failed Chad here, can confirm. I despise every single one of you. You deserve the homelessness and early death you're bringing yourselves upon.
>>37558197
Chad and Stacy have been given the good life on a silver platter they have no reason not to be nice and some of them are still assholes.
>>37558285
>Failed Chad
wut?
Can you describe what is a failed Chad ?
Give me ONE (1) reason why you aren't married to a cute femboy yet.
>>37558179
Because they're mentally ill weirdo's that are usually insanely self-absorbed and ego-centric ontop of aging like milk they don't even have the good feeling kind of hole to bring to the table.
Absolutely Trash-tier why would i want to involve myself with that?
I will marry one later.
I'll meet him on Christmas it'll be good ~
I'm not a faggot and I want to have children.