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Based robot tries to redpill the mentally ill

>>39438173
ive accepted the fact that ill never be conventionally normal, it really doesn't bother me because the most normal people also have the most normal thoughts and ideas, and that really doesn't interest me, thats honestly part of why I like you guys.

>>39438303
Don't fool yourself, anon. Being normal is the base condition for productivity in any field. Even the seemingly cooky celebrity musician who seems like such as oddball is actually in perfect mental and physical health. No mentally ill person has ever achieved anything, and if they did, they were healthy when they made their mark. Us abnormal people can never be individuals and thus create our own lives but will always be defined by how normal people view us, by what they allow us to have and be.

you got this. what major?

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>>39438131
>can't even enjoy the last week before going back to hell because of the constant thought of it
>can't play videogames often to distract myself from this horrible feeling because parents have me do other things

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>>39438131
It is tomorrow for me.

>>39438118
Maybe they (he) did a remix yet? Are you the same anon as last night?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39438138
I'm not the same anon and i dont know what you're talking about

>>39438118
Song perfectly describes oneitis. The killers are a really robot band in general, their lead singer is basically a chadborg because of oneitis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aemOWBkkUuQ

>>39438101
Oy vey, you're the one who stood there ignoring your job like it was the Sabbath

>>39438146
He wouldn't leave and he kept following me. He scared off customers.

>>39438101
>drunk homeless nigger panhandling 5' away from grocery store entrance
>got any money for an old man?
>sorry, i only have cards
>(incoherent, angry mumbling and i walk away)

>legitimately crazy homeless person begging for change in center city philadelphia
>dont make any eye contact with him
>walk block or so
>"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGAGHAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>what the fuck was tha--- oh, it was the homeless person screaming a block away
>laugh

>10/10
>3D

Lmao nice try

no real woman is a 10/10 to weebs

>>39438073
>>39438087
>>39438094
And this is a 10/10 real woman

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39438024
>If you mention race either black or white you are a normie. This is an anonymous board, robots can be anything.

I agree
but this is still a race bait thread

Except Black's get all the social privileges and only perpetuate their goofy normie culture on here. Blacks can't be robots.

>>39438053
Normie can you stop race baiting.

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>>39438005
thats a complicated question. too complicated for my brainlet mind to handle

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>>39438030
Yes, or No.

oriiginal, don't mute me this is a true comment

>>39438005
>bar code guy was relieved to be Xavier all along
>Xavier fucking shot some animal people just for believing in god
And people call Rick and Morty a fedora tipping reddit show.

>>39437934
smoke cigs and become alcoholic

>>39437944
chad's don't do that

>>39437958
you could roleplay as "chad roleplaying as robot"

Yeah, I'd open the window for her and then throw her out.

>>39437927
If you want to get rid of virgins you should open your legs instead.

>>39437927
"That smell is your cunt, Stacy."

Everything they said would be all fine and dandy if feminists practiced what they preached. Feminists bully guys who aren't good enough, and feminists ensure men are locked firmly in our gender roles.

And no, society does not hate women. Western society gives women everything.

ive been saying this since 2013 and thought that people understood my point and still disagreed with feminism

>>39437965
honestly i think those ppl have been bullied back enough.

I don't really understand what I'm looking at here?

Why is she behind him?

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>>39437873
>ywn be a tibetan monk, completely at peace with his place in the universe

>>39437815
most of them
and i don't even read the bio's

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>>39437815
>Tried to get a girlfriend to talk to through Tinder
>They're all my age, but they're a magnitude older than me socially
>They've slept with 20 guys to make-up for every year of existence
>I'm a virgin man

I wouldn't care that a girl is a virgin, but I hate the social mileage they have on me.

They're nothing like my sister. It's like they have to go to a club every night or something stupid like that just to be sure the sun rises in the morning.

>>39437815
I don't swipe left ever. I swipe right on everything a chance is a chance regardless of how small it is it's still a chance.

>>39437802
Plan ahead your entire day/week/month and write it down. Resist the urge of doing useless things. Spare time must be filled whit useful hobbies (art, journalism, etc).
That's to summarize. Maybe one day I could apply this in my life :(

>>39437903

>Plan ahead your entire day/week/month and write it down. Resist the urge of doing useless things. Spare time must be filled whit useful hobbies (art, journalism, etc).
>That's to summarize. Maybe one day I could apply this in my life :(
all shit advice
compete garbage

>>39437917
Yeah, sure senpai. Just keep watching hentai then

>>39437720
After a few shifts it stops bothering you.

>>39437769
This. I've been cashiering for a year and I wouldn't say so much that it doesn't hurt, it's just your brain stops noticing.

Either way, deep in the back of your mind, you know humans were not made to do this.

>>39437720
Use soles.

>>39437671
pics?
originialo

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>>39437723
not going to risk posting my face here, since I know at least 2 people that browse 4chan (but maybe not r9k but whatever).
All you need to know is that I am an ugly nigger (literally), with ugly large lips, eyes and nose (and funnily enough, a small dick).

>>39437766
honestly it can't be that bad man.
large lips and shit can look kinda goofy but not really ugly. what's actually ugly in a way that it repulses other people is asymmetrical faces, moles, acne, hair in weird places etc.
if you just have weird facial proportions but it's mostly symmetrical then you can fix a lot with a nice haircut and a little style