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>>37562700
Hmm, I'm sure your gf would be on board to help the troubled youth. Just make sure that everyone feels comfortable!

>>37562700
Do us all a favor and get yourself killed.

letting them fuck your gf is a sort of animal trick

a human would feign weakness, waiting for the chance to remove a threat to the white race

>>37562615
You have inspired me. Do it and post pics.

Do you plan to get the cheesecake delivered? If so, what service would you be using? And I guess what region of the country (assuming you're in USA) are you in?

>>37562652
i am a filthy canadian
and will be getting boston pizza since the cheesecake is really good from there. i will wait for more opinions even though i value yours immensely.

>>37562615
Pizza and cheesecake sounds great OP. Do it

>>37562514
That's a girl Anon of course I'd fuck her

>>37562514

>masculine face
>anime shirts
>uggz

Sorry, Not really my thing.

>>37562514
I like the Fendi backpack. Someone has nice taste

i can but i suck at it and haven't done it in like 15 years

>>37562387
Hell no. I prefer to dick around on my phone while driving.

Yes my father taught me.

If this ever happens to you save your dignity and just stop hanging out with her. There's nothing to gain from anything else.

>>37562370
>implying a girl would ever talk to me
I appreciate your optimism

It's a dichotomy. You grow up nice because you want validation that isn't easily gotten such as it is if you are good looking. There's no such thing as altruism, I'm not nice, I'm just kind to people. It's a self-centered action, if you date a handsome man instead of me you will get the same exact motivations on a grand scale, just different physical actions. If you can tap the unseen world, the spirituality of relationships, you can enjoy yourself with someone who is not 'nice'. This is all based on the concept that you value a material world, your self-proclaimed desire for "good looking" guys. Niceness has less value than looks in the material world, so surely you can weigh the options and settle

that's a huge amount of weight to lose.

who is everyone

I don't hate you, I don't even know you
But good job on losing weight

>>37562595
I don't think it was worth it. Before I was fat and people hated me now I'm skinny and people hate me and all I think about is my next meal. If any fatties are reading this, don't fall for the self improvement jew, I wasted a year of my life being miserable and I'm treated the same

turned into a scum bag drug fiend pile of shit so i cut him out of my life 10 years ago

>>37562314
Met him in kindergarten, we were in a majorly black school district so it was is against the world. We went to different high schools and didn't speak so much. His parents were friends with my parents and they ended up telling me that he dropped his senior year despite qualifying for a full scholarship to any school. Last I heard, he got his GED and is going to community college. Meanwhile I start grad school in the fall. I think he has depression but he's never opened up to me about it.

I haven't hung around with him for over a year. He's holed up in an apartment somewhere plugging away at his artwork.

I don't know how he pays the bills, he's basically a NEET as well.

>get a job, slowly improving social skills
>meanwhile it takes normies a few minutes to be a pro at anything

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>>37562266
>in my 20's and still don't know how to drive

im 21 ,know how to drive a car and have drivers licence but im too scared to drive a car and get panic attacks when im stuck in traffic, so i understand i bit

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>keep forgetting, mistyping, or using different words entirely like the examples above
>have excellent conversations with strangers but can't coherently speak to anyone I know

>>37562245
Legit question for NEETs
Why do all of you fucks want to commit suicide despite your life being so great?

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>>37562245
This board probably has recently received a new wave of people who don't know what "4v2" means in THIS filename.

>>37562765
hahahaha

chill out ragie wagie. we just pretend to be depressed and suicidal because we know it's how you worker bees feel

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>>37562182

First for BNP

>Election eve poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
http://www.strawpoll.me/13134347
>Poll for election eve

>>37562211
how many candidates do the bnp have?

>>37562159
>Just be yourself, /r9k/!
how is that not already taken by the robot?

>start to date a moderately successful politican
>4 years later he becomes Chancellor
>he becomes the Fuhrer, maybe the most studied historical figure in human history
>because of that for the next 1000 years people will analyze and debate every detail of your life

a weird thought.

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>>37562201
He was a robot
>>37562326

Lower standards
More fun to be around
Aren't hate speech spewing far right /pol/tards
Robots are not actually mysterious or cultured

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>>37562111
>cultured robots

>>37562111
In what ways are you cultured exactly? Also, wearing a trench coat doesn't make you mysterious

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Je ne sais pas

Sors dehors et soi toi-meme, c'est tout.

Deviens Chad

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

You're Chad's bitch now.

>>37562083
enjoy chad's sloppy seconds
enjoy being her plan b
enjoy being inferior to chad when you fuck her
enjoy being paranoid and jealous every time your girlfriend mentions chad
more than anything, enjoy being a confirmed cuckold

Be thankful that the Chad did you this favor. Don't be a bitch about it. Alpha males who get a lot of pussy isn't as hung up about it as beta losers. They are happy to share the pussy around. Your a obviously a beta so you should be happy with getting chads left overs.
What if you didn't have a car and he bought a new car and gave you his old one.

>implying /pol/ stormfags are any different then Tumblr SJWs
>Unironically believes in all the "redpilled truths"
>What is horseshoe theory
Get out kiddie

>>37562059
theyre Redditors and Tumblrites for a reason. im past the point trying to figure out why theyre so dumb. i just treat them like shit if i know theyre so very emotionally involved in this crap.

>>37562137
>im past the point trying to figure out why theyre so dumb
Step outside the box and look at it.