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I'm getting the chad surgery next month. But I'm 30 Have I missed my chance and prime anyway with women? Will it even matter?
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any anons get this? how long will i be stuck indoors?
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>>37563954
for men its probably 55
for women is about 24
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>>37563954
No prime might just be starting especially if you're a late bloomer (less masculine - takes years to develop "manly" features). But status and toughness that years bring are the real attractor.

Surgery for vain purposes is not good in my experience (lasik).

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What are you listening to robots
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UY4Iv35yTg
Also music thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqMfWwnLtKg
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>>37563922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3JbMbcaj-A
just some of my old favourites
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>>37563922
https://youtu.be/spQyQjfCgws here you go

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Why are we all stupid and not using this site to make international friends and travel the world? It's right there at our fingertips, is it really so horrible to try to get along with people who aren't compensating you for your time and attention? Humanity was a mistake.
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>use this website to travel

hmmmmm.... ?
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>>37563877
i wouldnt use this website to travel if it where the last website on earth are you kidding me ? who knows what fucked up weeaboo mother fuckers are on the other end waiting to rape and kill me
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>>37563877
Get out you normie weirdo.

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>tfw older brother molested me pretty much daily from ages 4-10
>grew up friendless, overweight and cripplingly anxious, presumably in part because of him
>now 19, lost over 40kg in the past year, started lift'n
>gotten a job, made some acquaintances (I'm hesitant to say friends)
>going to university in October
>starting to feel good (or at least not utterly hateful) about myself for the first time in my life
>therapist says I need to confront my brother and tell my family what happened
>brother is the epitome of a reddit neckbear autist NEET
>morbidly obese, 0 friends, 26 and never had a job and lives at home
>never diagnosed, but 80% sure he's autistic
>doesn't understand any social cues, browses furry porn with his door wide open
>parents have basically given up on him
>know he's a pedophile and general pervert, found cp + bestiality snuff porn on his PC

I need advice. If I told my family they would almost certainly disown him and kick him out, which would destroy what little life he has. He's been suicidal for a long time and I suspect that would drive him over the edge.

I want to hate him for what he did, he destroyed my childhood and I'm only now beginning to come to terms with what happened. But I can't, I just feel sorry for him.

Not to mention that my parents are foster carers, so if word of him being a nonce ever got out it would destroy my families livelihood.

Fuck this fucked situation, the only factor in life that gives me any motivation is my desire to never ever end up anything like him, but I don't want to destroy his life, he's still family.

I appreciate that this is a blog post, It's just nice to vent here.
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strong stockholm syndrome
he's dangerous and needs to be put away
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>>37563846
I'm pretty certain that he would kill himself if anyone found out, in a way I'm happy that his life has turned out to be so miserable and shit, at least I can take solace in the idea that I'm doing better than him
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>>37563798
Sounds like hes a waste if skin.
Pull the trigger, anon

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Add yourself to the map if you haven't already, instructions at the top (European fems welcome)

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398#

Discuss stories and meetups here
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>>37563751
Can you delete a marker please?
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Bump

Oteganpook
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>>37564064
Email the address on the map header for such things.

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>girl shows signs of interest but has a boyfriend already

Why do they do this? Now I don't know if I should just ignore them or not
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>>37563632
They not only try to interact with you but also try to be your friends? How does it feel being a normie?
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>>37563685
I'm not a normie this is only one girl everyone else dislikes me.
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>>37563632
She's a few days from getting her period, so her hormones are telling her to go look for the genes of alpha males. If her boyfriend isn't alpha enough for her, she'll talk to attractive male strangers instead.

Well done, OP. You've made it.

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I'm having a panic attack - ask me anything
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>>37563515
Why did you choose this board to seek attention?
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>>37563515
Why are you having a panic attack anon?
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>>37563568
Just making a thread, didnt really do it for attention

>>37563568
It literally came out of the blue when I was on the bus about an hour ago. Though the genesis of these attacks which I get pretty rarely is probably caused of my bad trip I had after overdosing weed last year.

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>this guy is getting pussy regularly while you dont

Whats your excuse now?
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There are so many couples like this on YouTube and it's always some beta guy
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>>37563362
we didn't see his dong
if he has a small dong like me then I have no more excuses
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>>37563362
Avpd , orrhiigaly

>"Mmmmmm....damn white boi, you lookin fine! Come holla at me, you need all this thiccness in yo life."
What do you do?
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I'd date her, mainly for the experience. If she is DTF I might do that to, but she should expect a small white penis attached to a virgin.
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Love to see her lie back and spread her huge inviting thighs, then she encompasses you while you fuck her like a mad dog
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>>37563315
I hate it when their butts are so damn high.

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>can't maintain eye contact
>shaky, spergy voice when talking to people
>spine problems so can't lift anything >20 pounds or walk for long periods of time
>no college degree

Is there even a job for someone like myself? Pic related is a lie as far as I can tell.
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Mope
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>get neetbux
>actually find data entry job because they do exist, usually not at 14 an hour though
>kill yourself
those are your options
#3 is probably the most realistic and also the best for everyone
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syringes

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I realize women are the worst thing to happen to this world and I hate them for it (and for being addicted to them) but then I get pangs of loneliness and just want to hug one and caress her hair and tell her stupid shit like "you're the best thing that happened to me yadda yadda"

How do I finish killing these feelings? How do I fully transition into a robot?
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>>37563134
Contrary to popular belief a true robot wants out of robotdom. It's what makes us a different category from wizards.
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Bump OP, I know that exact feel.
>>37563448
A lot of robots involuntarily become wizards though
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what do boobs sound like?

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Fembots what's the best sex you've ever had and why?
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>>37563036
>fembot
>sex
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>"fembot"
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT.
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post more of that hot girl (male)

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rated 8.5 on soc but still no gf .
what gives ?
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>>37562894
Ugly sideburns and shitty hairstyle. Also, grow stubble you faggot.
Apart from that you're not bad senpai.
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>>37562958
what do you mean grow stubble.. you don't just grow stubble, its a stage that doesn't stay long just like when you cut the grass it doesn't stay at a certain height for long.
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>>37563019
Shit I meant a slight beard. I don't know what to call it.
But the slightly short beard that drops panties. Look at Christ Pratt for inspiration, it will fit your face shape.

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Hey, /r9k/
Are there any nice discords that aren't just girl/trap RPers cuteposting or /pol/ dorks/memelords shitposting and trying to prove how /4chan/ they are?

I just want some real people to chat with.
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>>37562887
I'd talk to you but I'd like to get to know what type of person you are before I gave you any contact information. Discord is full of normies and circlejerking so don't bother.
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Mine jbA3kM4

>No roasties
>No orbiters
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>>37562924
I'm not sure how you'd get to know that without chatting, but it's understandable I guess.

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Post robot food ITT
pic related; cheap, can be eaten right out of the can, and it is delish
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>>37562717
i love that shit. put some grated cheddar on that my negro
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>>37562778
i havent tried putting grated cheese on it yet, mostly eat it out of the can. that chunky stuff looks good too
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>>37562825
why don't you heat it up

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